You usually play as the hero… but not this time! You're a lowly squire who's on an epic quest to get laid. Here's the catch: you've only got a few months left to find the girl of your dreams before you're shipped off to war. So git gud, get laid, and find man's greatest pleasure in Love Esquire!
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About This Game

Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating sim with a touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaaay out of your league!

So raise those stats, battle monsters, and unleash your full potential!

FEATURES




5 Dateable Waifus – Love Esquire's heroines are not just pretty faces! Each have their own unique backstories, plots, and dirty little secrets for you to uncover.



Turn-based Combat – You may not be a decent squire, but you have a number of unconventional techniques to keep your needy knight alive. Taunt, cheer, heal, and loot your way to victory!



Raise Stats – Git gud and become the ideal man! Improving stats not only affect combat, but have an impact on your relationship with the girls as well.



Forge Relationships – Amp up your squirely charm by giving gifts and whispering sweet nothings to your waifu. Get those romance points high enough and they'll open up in more ways than one.



Multiple Endings – What's waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Getting laid or dying a lonely virgin? Be careful with those choices!



Fully Voiced – Hear your waifus fully express their undying love for you!



Mature Content – Love Esquire is a bit naughty and contains themes that your parents warned you about as a kid. You won't last five minutes playing this game!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Since Love Esquire is a romance game, players will be presented with the occasional suggestive and juicy fanservice CGs, such as panty and boob shots. Please take note that none of these CGs are explicit, and there is no nudity in this game. However, the game is moddable and this disclaimer does not apply to modded content.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.5 or higher
    • Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or newer
    • Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 MB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
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