KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time!
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Apr 25, 2019
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KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT™ now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time! KOMMERSANT: SUCCESS IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP!

In KOMMERSANT, you can

  • learn how to become successful in no time
  • explore new methods of attracting luck
  • beat policemen with a spade or solve issues peacefully (i.e. with bribes)
  • buy a dog and teach it to “go get them”
  • let go of inner fears and stress
  • steal a car, ride it, and run people over
  • buy, sell, and rid yourself of depression
  • shoot a gun while jumping
  • work for a successful transnational company
  • ride either a Ferrari and a ZAZ Zaporozhets
  • learn to stop worrying and love your Dream Life

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cartoon ultraviolence. The game contains blood splatters and characters that can explode into blood/gore, albeit its all done in a cartoony way.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, or 10
    • Processor: 2 GHc +
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 128MB
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 600 MB available space

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