Now with Vive Support! A cryptic, brain-racking, button-pushing non-linear puzzle game.
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Very Positive (189) - 82% of the 189 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
7 Dec, 2016

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24 August, 2018

Update to Windows (Non-VR) version of PDTA 3D - Now localized in 14 languages.

PDTA for Windows Version Update 1.2

We've added subtitle support for the following 14 languages in addition to the existing English subtitles already found in the game: Brazilian Portuguese, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Dutch, European Portuguese, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Spanish, Turkish. These languages can be selected via the "Language" dropdown menu in the Options screen.

We've also fixed a bug where players couldn't place posters on the wall after resetting the game with a controller.

In addition, several minor bugs were addressed with this Windows version update:

- Fixed new issue where previous savegame file was not restored.
- The Options menu is now centered on all resolutions.
- Developer/Publisher logos are now be viewable at all resolutions in the Options screen. You can even click them too!
- Options from the "Resolution" menu should be easier to select in all resolutions.
- Fixed a bug where resolution selection would display multiple monitors resolutions instead of the window the game is on.
- Disabled access to a developer-only debug menu.
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“If you’re looking for a puzzle game that will make you both laugh and jump, I can easily recommend Please, Don’t Touch Anything, even if you’ve played the original.”
9/10 – Destructoid

About This Game

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing puzzle game.

Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious console with a green screen monitor showing a pixelated live image of an unknown city. Also present is an ominous red button with the simple instruction to not touch anything!

Push the red button once or press it many times. Your choices and actions will lead to outrageous consequences and over 30 unique puzzle endings.

Scavenge the room for clues, tools, and buttons to solve riddles and trigger explosive events. This deceptively simple console has many mind-blowing surprises for you.

This updated version of the classic game features all new high-quality visuals, new mechanics, updated classic endings with new solutions, and a slew of new endings.

Go ahead, press the button. You know you want to.

System Requirements

Mac OS X
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM3 512MB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM4 1GB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • OS: Snow Leopard
    • Processor: Dual Core Intel
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM3 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • OS: Mountain Lion
    • Processor: Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM4 1GB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space

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