Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
A 15 minute heist game by Crows Crows Crows & Directed by William Pugh (The Stanley Parable). Slip into the soft-soled shoes of the mastermind responsible for the greatest heist- oh god I can’t do this any more, i’m joining the strike. good luck writing the steam description.
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Very Positive (77) - 88% of the 77 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (7,941) - 93% of the 7,941 user reviews for this game are positive.
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Dec 4, 2015
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July 24

Shhhhhhhh! Please click very gently!! The PC Gamer is sleeping…

KEEP IT DOWN!

We can very quietly announce that Crows Crows Crows is coming back to Steam! We’ve got a whole coffin full of PC games ready to release this instant- from small PC experiments gone wrong, to our very own Half Life 2: Episode Thr-



SHHHH!!! Don’t say the forbidden phrase!!

Now, before we can release these beauties we need to set a couple of things straight. The last time you saw us on here we’d just released Dr. Langeskov and Accounting. Look at them over there. Waving to us from the past. How little they both knew…



Back in those sepia-snapchat filter days Crows Crows Crows was a smaller collection of dangerous individuals, mostly collaborating remotely via morse code or dropbox. But now we are in the future. Now we have MORE PEOPLE. We have a GOOGLE DRIVE. We have AN OFFICE.

And in this office…

IS A HATCH.



A voice behind us tells us what to do. We listen to the voice and we feed the creature as much as is needed. We should be happy it's there for us. And look, here it goes, giving us a new direction...





Hatch Creature, please leave my sleep undisturbed tonight. We promise we’re going to stop messing around with apps like EAT, itch.io games like The Temple of No and PS VR games like Accounting+. Steam is the future!! We swear!! We’re going back to the future!! Please!! Please!! We'll even bring some of our existing games over to Steam if that'll stop you spooking us!!!

We have multiple non-VR titles in the works. It is important you know that so I am telling you now in no uncertain terms. APART FROM ACCOUNTING+ VR is dead. Heard it here fifth! It’s gone. It is outta here.

Good. Now. We've gotta get the satanic rite out of the way. No way around this one gamers!

OLD ONES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND
JOIN US IN UNHOLY BOND
EVIL WITH UNSPEAKABLE NAMES
WORKING ON SEVERAL PC GAMES
LOTS OF NEW CONTENT FOR YOU TO SEE
IS IT A KART RACER?
IS IT HALF LIFE THREE?








Some of these games we’ve had in production for longer than a year, it’s been a long and difficult road to get to this point but we’re very excited to share what we’ve been working on with all of you! We post secrets & sneaky peeks over on our Discord! Get over on in there, chill out & maybe play some games with the team!



We also have a brand new STEAM DEVELOPER PROFILE... But it probably wouldn’t interest you…

Right?


Catch you soon (in a big net),
Crows Crows Crows
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Reviews

“Twenty minutes. No cost. You’ll laugh. Bargain.”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“One of the Best Comedies of the Year”
Motherboard (VICE)

“...game...”
Karla Zimonja

About This Game

It’s the hottest summer on record, and all across Europe, valuable objects are disappearing.

Museum curators unlock cabinets and find precious artefacts stolen. Wealthy mansion owners wake up to see their priceless paintings have vanished from the walls.

One thing’s clear: a master thief is touring the continent and the police are left scratching their heads.

In this 15 minute game by Crows Crows Crows, a team led by William Pugh (The Stanley Parable), slip into the soft-soled shoes of the mastermind responsible…

… silently cross the darkened lawn of the mansion…

… hold tight to the tranquiliser gun in your pocket, and commit the most audacious heis--

oh god I can’t do this any more, i’m joining the strike. i didn’t want to - i honestly didn’t want to, but it’s gone too far

i’m supposed to be writing the steam store description and that’s it, that’s my job, but because of the understaffing i’ve been told i need to work in the lighting department too and it’s only a matter of time before i’m re-assigned to wildlife preparation

and everybody knows that working for wildlife preparation is mostly about trying very hard not to be eaten by the tiger

so that’s it, i’m joining the picket. if they want somebody else to finish the description, that’s their problem

i’m out.


- tina

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP2 or higher
    • Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Video card with 512MB of VRAM
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X v10.7 Lion or higher
    • Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Video card with 512MB of VRAM
    • Storage: 1 GB available space

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