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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!

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Very Positive (164) - 97% of the 164 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

Mar 28, 2023

Developer:

Intelligible Games

Publisher:

Intelligible Games

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“A critical (thinking) hit. It's funny, weird and thought-provoking”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“Great art and a light-hearted take on some big ideas”
9/10 – JayIsGames

Pro Philosopher 2 will come in 2024!

If you enjoy this remake, we're finally making a sequel... about political philosophy! Oh boi. Lotta love going into this project, so check out the page (and wishlist if interested)!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2120070/Pro_Philosopher_2_Governments__Grievances/

About This Game

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.

The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!

A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.

If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:

Greatly polished presentation!

Higher resolution assets across the board!
New 16:9 layout!
Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!

New gameplay features!

Controller Support!
Achievements!
Dynamic conversation logging!
The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!

Additional script polish!

A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...

System Requirements

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7+
Processor: 2.2 GHz
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 600 MB available space

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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