Select your opponent, train, fight, then reap the rewards of being a champion. Whether you are a hardcore boxing fan, a retro gamer that remembers taking on King Hippo, and Tyson back in the 80s, or a casual gamer looking for a fun (and funny) fast-paced boxing game, Retro KO! is the game for you!
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About This Game

VanillaBeast: Retro Knock-Out!

A Parody Game

VB Retro Knock-Out! is the first prequel chapter to VanillaBeast: Ace in the Hole. Follow Vanilla as he works through the boxing ranks facing off against tons of parody boxing opponents on his way to the undisputed champion of the Venereousville Boxing Association.. Tike Myson.

Experience nostalgic game play and visuals as you battle over 30 parody opponents in your quest to become the champ. Retro Knock-Out! is a “pick up and play” arcade boxing game with beautiful pixel art, incredible arenas, mature story, and fast-paced arcade style game play.

  • Gorgeous character and level design paying homage to the OG Punch-Out!

  • Awesome indoor and outdoor parody venues such as "Madison's Bare Garden" and "Big Bounce Beach" offer fun and unique boxing locations.

  • Beautiful story illustrated by Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Pestilence, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, etc.).

  • 10-point must scoring system, just like the pros use.
  • Classic soundtrack featuring original 8-Bit chiptunes as well as modern parody tracks.
  • Multiple boxing circuits full of outrageous boxers waiting for your challenge.
  • Full boxer entrances complete with ring walks, dialog, and intro music.
  • Over 30 parody boxers with hilarious intros, dialog, and animations. Face off against Fake Jaul, Mason Gorehees, Cocky, Iron Druggo, Macho Boxer Dandy Ravage, Smasher Wang, and of course the reigning champ.. Tike Myson.
  • Retro-style gameplay brought together with modern animation and game design. We have something for retro gamers as well as true boxing fans.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Nudity and mature content is equal to that of an R-Rated movie. Sexual scenes and nudity are on par with that of movies and shows such as Banshee, The Boys, Sin City, Piranha 3D, etc. All mature content is located within skippable story cutscenes and optional unlockable images. There is no nudity in actual gameplay.

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 x86 or x64
    • Processor: Intel Core2 Duo E4500 (2 * 2200) or equivalent/AMD Athlon 64 X2 4200+ (2 * 2200) or equivalent.
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce 8500 GT (512 MB)/Radeon HD 4350 (512 MB)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Pixel art with some modern animated cutscenes, you don't need anything crazy expensive to run this.
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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