Embark on a hilarious quest as Richard Longshlong, (Young Quiverdick), and his derpditty-derp-pants partner, Deputy Stoney, as they take down fairy-fail creatures that you most certainly do not recognize from your childhood due to copyright reasons!
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May 24

Bundle Currently On Sale!

I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released!

Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think!

In the meantime, feel free to check out the other games in the bundle and get caught up with the story!

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

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About This Game

ABOUT THIS GAME:

Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is yet another tale in the Metal as Phuk / Quiver Dick series! The crude comedy RPGs that started it all, sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever set of RPG's of all time, Crankage Games brings you Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails; a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails goes above and beyond to bring you gut-busting metal mixed with feels-invoking melodies with a great soundtrack and many hours of vulgar comedy adventures!

Embark on a quest as Richard Longshlong, (Young Quiverdick), and his derpditty-derp-pants partner, Deputy Stoney, as they take down fairy-fail creatures that you most certainly do not recognize from your childhood due to copyright reasons! *Winky-Face*

Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails features:

  • 10+ Hours of Crude Comedy RPG Action!
  • A Great Soundtrack
  • Epicly Hilarious Story
  • Loads of References & Easter Eggs hidden throughout the world!
  • Awesome Boss Battles!
  • Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
  • Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
  • Quest Journal System!
  • Multiple Choice System that affects your game!
  • "Herbs"... !
  • Steam Achievements (When Valve Approves!)
  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves!)
  • ... And a Phuk-Ton More!

This ain't your Grandma's RPG...
Unless your Grandma is Metal as Phuk...
In which case...
Go grab her credit card, and buy this game already!
Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails!
It's gonna be one epic ride!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Mature comedy.
Dark humor.
Frequent gratuitous language.
Reference to drug and alcohol use.
Graphic use of text and dialogue to describe scenes of
nudity and sexual content or references.
Offensive and vulgar themes and dialogue.

This game is not what you'd expect. This game will never be what you'd expect. Expect the unexpected, and you still won't expect what this game has to offer.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
    • Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
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