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“I wasn’t expecting it, but it turns out that Clam Man was the exact hero I had no idea I needed.”
The Gaming Outsider
“I could definitely do with more Clam Man in my life.”
The Video Game Almanac
“Clam Man sticks to its premise, and doesn't run around or desert it.”
Don't steal the Clam Man. This is super important.
Don't say you made the Clam Man. He made himself. He's a self-made man. A clam man.
Don't pirate the Clam Man. Pirates are generally mammals, and live on the surface or the top layers of the sea. Clam Man lives at the bottom. Hence, it makes sense that pirating Clam Man is not cool.
Make sure to tell your friends about the Clam Man. He will shower you in praises and gifts if you do so. (This may or may not be true. SPOILER ALERT: It's not.)
Be cool and don't be uncool. So many probelms could be fixed if people would just follow that simple rule. Problems like people misspelling the word "problem." Many other probelms, too. Like war and fighting.
Do not in any circumstance cover your body in mayonnaise.
Clam Man is copyrighted. Thought this was all laughs and jokes huh? Well the joke's on you, son. If that is what you thought. Otherwise, sorry if that sounded rude.
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