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END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
WANKER SOFTWARE
Totally Discrete LLC
Effective Date: March 31, 2026
PLEASE READ THIS END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT ("AGREEMENT") CAREFULLY BEFORE INSTALLING, ACCESSING, OR USING THE WANKER SOFTWARE ("SOFTWARE"). BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE SOFTWARE, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE SOFTWARE.
1. GRANT OF LICENSE
Totally Discrete LLC ("Company," "we," "us," or "our") grants you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to install and use the Wanker software ("Software") solely for your personal or internal business purposes, subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement.
2. RESTRICTIONS
You may not: (a) copy, modify, adapt, translate, or create derivative works of the Software; (b) reverse engineer, disassemble, decompile, or otherwise attempt to derive the source code of the Software; (c) sublicense, sell, resell, transfer, assign, or otherwise commercially exploit or make the Software available to any third party; (d) remove or alter any proprietary notices or labels on the Software; or (e) use the Software for any unlawful purpose or in violation of any applicable laws or regulations.
3. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
The Software and all copies thereof are proprietary to Totally Discrete LLC and title thereto remains in Totally Discrete LLC. All rights in the Software not specifically granted in this Agreement are reserved to Totally Discrete LLC. You acknowledge that no title to the intellectual property in the Software is transferred to you. You further acknowledge that title and full ownership rights to the Software will remain the exclusive property of Totally Discrete LLC.
4. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES — "AS IS"
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED TO YOU STRICTLY "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, TOTALLY DISCRETE LLC AND ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, LICENSORS, AND SUPPLIERS (COLLECTIVELY, "COMPANY PARTIES") EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY, OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION:
(a) Any implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, or non-infringement;
(b) Any warranty that the Software will meet your requirements or expectations;
(c) Any warranty that the Software will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components;
(d) Any warranty regarding the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or quality of any results or output obtained through the use of the Software; and
(e) Any warranty arising out of course of dealing, usage, or trade practice.
YOU ASSUME ALL RISK AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR SELECTING THE SOFTWARE TO ACHIEVE YOUR INTENDED RESULTS, AND FOR THE INSTALLATION, USE, AND RESULTS OBTAINED FROM THE SOFTWARE. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU IN ITS ENTIRETY.
5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND DAMAGES
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMPANY PARTIES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT OR YOUR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE SOFTWARE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION:
(a) DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES;
(b) DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, GOODWILL, DATA, BUSINESS, OR ANTICIPATED SAVINGS;
(c) DAMAGES FOR PERSONAL INJURY, BODILY HARM, OR ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS OF ANY KIND, WHETHER PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF OR RELIANCE UPON THE SOFTWARE;
(d) DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF USE OR INTERRUPTION OF BUSINESS; OR
(e) ANY OTHER DIRECT OR INDIRECT DAMAGES,
EVEN IF THE COMPANY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES AND EVEN IF ANY REMEDY SET FORTH HEREIN IS FOUND TO HAVE FAILED OF ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE. BY USING THE SOFTWARE, YOU EXPRESSLY ASSUME ALL RISK OF PERSONAL INJURY, HEALTH CONSEQUENCES, AND ANY OTHER HARM THAT MAY RESULT FROM SUCH USE. YOU AGREE THAT THE COMPANY SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY HEALTH-RELATED ISSUES OR PHYSICAL OR MENTAL CONDITIONS THAT MAY ARISE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF THE SOFTWARE.
IN JURISDICTIONS THAT DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE COMPANY'S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW. IN ALL CASES, THE COMPANY'S TOTAL CUMULATIVE LIABILITY TO YOU ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT YOU PAID FOR THE SOFTWARE IN THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS PRECEDING THE CLAIM, OR FIFTY DOLLARS (USD $50.00), WHICHEVER IS LESS.
6. HEALTH AND SAFETY ACKNOWLEDGMENT
YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT: (a) THE COMPANY MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE HEALTH OR SAFETY IMPLICATIONS OF USING THE SOFTWARE; (b) YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR DETERMINING WHETHER USE OF THE SOFTWARE IS APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR INDIVIDUAL CIRCUMSTANCES, INCLUDING ANY PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONS; (c) YOU WILL CONSULT A QUALIFIED HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL BEFORE USING THE SOFTWARE IF YOU HAVE ANY HEALTH CONCERNS; AND (d) THE COMPANY SHALL HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR ANY ADVERSE HEALTH OUTCOMES, MEDICAL CONDITIONS, OR PHYSICAL OR MENTAL HARMS THAT MAY ARISE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF THE SOFTWARE.
7. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the Company Parties from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or in any way connected with: (a) your access to or use of the Software; (b) your violation of any term of this Agreement; (c) your violation of any applicable law or regulation; or (d) your infringement of any third-party rights.
8. TERMINATION
This Agreement is effective until terminated. Your rights under this Agreement will terminate automatically and without notice from the Company if you fail to comply with any term of this Agreement. Upon termination, you must cease all use of the Software and destroy all copies, full or partial, of the Software in your possession.
9. GOVERNING LAW AND DISPUTE RESOLUTION
This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any dispute arising out of or in connection with this Agreement shall be submitted to binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association. You waive any right to a jury trial and agree not to participate in any class action lawsuit or class-wide arbitration against the Company.
10. SEVERABILITY
If any provision of this Agreement is held to be unenforceable or invalid, such provision will be changed and interpreted to accomplish the objectives of such provision to the greatest extent possible under applicable law, and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
11. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Totally Discrete LLC concerning the subject matter hereof and supersedes all prior or contemporaneous oral or written understandings, negotiations, representations, or agreements. No modification of this Agreement will be binding unless in writing and signed by an authorized representative of Totally Discrete LLC.
12. CONTACT INFORMATION
If you have any questions about this Agreement, please contact:
Totally Discrete LLC
support@wankerhub.com
BY CLICKING "I AGREE," INSTALLING, OR USING THE WANKER SOFTWARE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT.
WANKER SOFTWARE
Totally Discrete LLC
Effective Date: March 31, 2026
PLEASE READ THIS END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT ("AGREEMENT") CAREFULLY BEFORE INSTALLING, ACCESSING, OR USING THE WANKER SOFTWARE ("SOFTWARE"). BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE SOFTWARE, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE SOFTWARE.
1. GRANT OF LICENSE
Totally Discrete LLC ("Company," "we," "us," or "our") grants you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to install and use the Wanker software ("Software") solely for your personal or internal business purposes, subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement.
2. RESTRICTIONS
You may not: (a) copy, modify, adapt, translate, or create derivative works of the Software; (b) reverse engineer, disassemble, decompile, or otherwise attempt to derive the source code of the Software; (c) sublicense, sell, resell, transfer, assign, or otherwise commercially exploit or make the Software available to any third party; (d) remove or alter any proprietary notices or labels on the Software; or (e) use the Software for any unlawful purpose or in violation of any applicable laws or regulations.
3. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
The Software and all copies thereof are proprietary to Totally Discrete LLC and title thereto remains in Totally Discrete LLC. All rights in the Software not specifically granted in this Agreement are reserved to Totally Discrete LLC. You acknowledge that no title to the intellectual property in the Software is transferred to you. You further acknowledge that title and full ownership rights to the Software will remain the exclusive property of Totally Discrete LLC.
4. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES — "AS IS"
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED TO YOU STRICTLY "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, TOTALLY DISCRETE LLC AND ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, LICENSORS, AND SUPPLIERS (COLLECTIVELY, "COMPANY PARTIES") EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY, OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION:
(a) Any implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, or non-infringement;
(b) Any warranty that the Software will meet your requirements or expectations;
(c) Any warranty that the Software will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components;
(d) Any warranty regarding the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or quality of any results or output obtained through the use of the Software; and
(e) Any warranty arising out of course of dealing, usage, or trade practice.
YOU ASSUME ALL RISK AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR SELECTING THE SOFTWARE TO ACHIEVE YOUR INTENDED RESULTS, AND FOR THE INSTALLATION, USE, AND RESULTS OBTAINED FROM THE SOFTWARE. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU IN ITS ENTIRETY.
5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND DAMAGES
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMPANY PARTIES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT OR YOUR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE SOFTWARE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION:
(a) DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES;
(b) DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, GOODWILL, DATA, BUSINESS, OR ANTICIPATED SAVINGS;
(c) DAMAGES FOR PERSONAL INJURY, BODILY HARM, OR ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS OF ANY KIND, WHETHER PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF OR RELIANCE UPON THE SOFTWARE;
(d) DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF USE OR INTERRUPTION OF BUSINESS; OR
(e) ANY OTHER DIRECT OR INDIRECT DAMAGES,
EVEN IF THE COMPANY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES AND EVEN IF ANY REMEDY SET FORTH HEREIN IS FOUND TO HAVE FAILED OF ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE. BY USING THE SOFTWARE, YOU EXPRESSLY ASSUME ALL RISK OF PERSONAL INJURY, HEALTH CONSEQUENCES, AND ANY OTHER HARM THAT MAY RESULT FROM SUCH USE. YOU AGREE THAT THE COMPANY SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY HEALTH-RELATED ISSUES OR PHYSICAL OR MENTAL CONDITIONS THAT MAY ARISE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF THE SOFTWARE.
IN JURISDICTIONS THAT DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE COMPANY'S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW. IN ALL CASES, THE COMPANY'S TOTAL CUMULATIVE LIABILITY TO YOU ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT YOU PAID FOR THE SOFTWARE IN THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS PRECEDING THE CLAIM, OR FIFTY DOLLARS (USD $50.00), WHICHEVER IS LESS.
6. HEALTH AND SAFETY ACKNOWLEDGMENT
YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT: (a) THE COMPANY MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE HEALTH OR SAFETY IMPLICATIONS OF USING THE SOFTWARE; (b) YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR DETERMINING WHETHER USE OF THE SOFTWARE IS APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR INDIVIDUAL CIRCUMSTANCES, INCLUDING ANY PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONS; (c) YOU WILL CONSULT A QUALIFIED HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL BEFORE USING THE SOFTWARE IF YOU HAVE ANY HEALTH CONCERNS; AND (d) THE COMPANY SHALL HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR ANY ADVERSE HEALTH OUTCOMES, MEDICAL CONDITIONS, OR PHYSICAL OR MENTAL HARMS THAT MAY ARISE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF THE SOFTWARE.
7. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the Company Parties from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or in any way connected with: (a) your access to or use of the Software; (b) your violation of any term of this Agreement; (c) your violation of any applicable law or regulation; or (d) your infringement of any third-party rights.
8. TERMINATION
This Agreement is effective until terminated. Your rights under this Agreement will terminate automatically and without notice from the Company if you fail to comply with any term of this Agreement. Upon termination, you must cease all use of the Software and destroy all copies, full or partial, of the Software in your possession.
9. GOVERNING LAW AND DISPUTE RESOLUTION
This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any dispute arising out of or in connection with this Agreement shall be submitted to binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association. You waive any right to a jury trial and agree not to participate in any class action lawsuit or class-wide arbitration against the Company.
10. SEVERABILITY
If any provision of this Agreement is held to be unenforceable or invalid, such provision will be changed and interpreted to accomplish the objectives of such provision to the greatest extent possible under applicable law, and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
11. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Totally Discrete LLC concerning the subject matter hereof and supersedes all prior or contemporaneous oral or written understandings, negotiations, representations, or agreements. No modification of this Agreement will be binding unless in writing and signed by an authorized representative of Totally Discrete LLC.
12. CONTACT INFORMATION
If you have any questions about this Agreement, please contact:
Totally Discrete LLC
support@wankerhub.com
BY CLICKING "I AGREE," INSTALLING, OR USING THE WANKER SOFTWARE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT.