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END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT (EULA)
Last updated: [2026.01.01]
Welcome, brave human, to the End User License Agreement - the thrilling legal document you never asked for but are now legally obligated to read.
By installing or playing this game (“the Game”), you agree to the following terms. If you do not agree… well, congratulations, you get to uninstall it instead.
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1. LICENSE GRANT
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We, the benevolent creators of this masterpiece, hereby grant you a **personal, non-transferable, non-soul-stealing license** to:
- Install the Game on your device
- Play it until your brain begs for mercy, or until the coffee runs out - whichever comes first
That’s it. Nothing else. You are **not buying the Game**. You’re borrowing it. Kind of like borrowing sugar from a neighbor but less awkward.
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2. OWNERSHIP
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Everything you see, hear, or accidentally break in the Game is ours.
That includes, but is not limited to:
- Code
- Art
- Music
- Ideas, dreams, and the occasional penguin
© [2026] [TheGameIsFixed]. All rights reserved.
Try not to steal it, because we can legally and sarcastically make you regret it.
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3. RESTRICTIONS
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While we want you to have fun, do NOT:
- Sell or redistribute the Game (we see you eyeing that “flip for profit” plan)
- Reverse-engineer, decompile, or magically summon the source code
- Claim that playing the Game improved your life skills (we have no evidence)
- Redistribute assets individually (those penguins are emotionally attached to us)
Violation of these rules may result in a scolding, stern frown, or legal action. Mostly the last one.
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4. NO WARRANTY
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The Game is provided “as is.” That means:
- It may crash
- It may frustrate you
- It may cause minor existential crises
We disclaim any and all warranties. Seriously, don’t blame us if the Game causes existential dread, keyboard damage, or mild disappointment.
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5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
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Under no circumstances shall we be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or comically exaggerated damages arising from the use of the Game.
If your cat walks across the keyboard and deletes the save file... that’s on you.
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6. TERMINATION
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This license automatically terminates if you do anything naughty listed above.
If that happens, please uninstall the Game immediately and reflect deeply on your life choices.
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7. GOVERNING LAW
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This agreement is governed by the laws of [France], and by the universal law of common sense.
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8. CONTACT
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If you have questions, need help, or just want to send fan mail:
[TheGameIsFixed]
[thegameisfixed@gmail.com]
Enjoy the Game, and remember: 10,000 penguins was a terrible idea, but we did it anyway.
Last updated: [2026.01.01]
Welcome, brave human, to the End User License Agreement - the thrilling legal document you never asked for but are now legally obligated to read.
By installing or playing this game (“the Game”), you agree to the following terms. If you do not agree… well, congratulations, you get to uninstall it instead.
------------------------------------------------------------
1. LICENSE GRANT
------------------------------------------------------------
We, the benevolent creators of this masterpiece, hereby grant you a **personal, non-transferable, non-soul-stealing license** to:
- Install the Game on your device
- Play it until your brain begs for mercy, or until the coffee runs out - whichever comes first
That’s it. Nothing else. You are **not buying the Game**. You’re borrowing it. Kind of like borrowing sugar from a neighbor but less awkward.
------------------------------------------------------------
2. OWNERSHIP
------------------------------------------------------------
Everything you see, hear, or accidentally break in the Game is ours.
That includes, but is not limited to:
- Code
- Art
- Music
- Ideas, dreams, and the occasional penguin
© [2026] [TheGameIsFixed]. All rights reserved.
Try not to steal it, because we can legally and sarcastically make you regret it.
------------------------------------------------------------
3. RESTRICTIONS
------------------------------------------------------------
While we want you to have fun, do NOT:
- Sell or redistribute the Game (we see you eyeing that “flip for profit” plan)
- Reverse-engineer, decompile, or magically summon the source code
- Claim that playing the Game improved your life skills (we have no evidence)
- Redistribute assets individually (those penguins are emotionally attached to us)
Violation of these rules may result in a scolding, stern frown, or legal action. Mostly the last one.
------------------------------------------------------------
4. NO WARRANTY
------------------------------------------------------------
The Game is provided “as is.” That means:
- It may crash
- It may frustrate you
- It may cause minor existential crises
We disclaim any and all warranties. Seriously, don’t blame us if the Game causes existential dread, keyboard damage, or mild disappointment.
------------------------------------------------------------
5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
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Under no circumstances shall we be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or comically exaggerated damages arising from the use of the Game.
If your cat walks across the keyboard and deletes the save file... that’s on you.
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6. TERMINATION
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This license automatically terminates if you do anything naughty listed above.
If that happens, please uninstall the Game immediately and reflect deeply on your life choices.
------------------------------------------------------------
7. GOVERNING LAW
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This agreement is governed by the laws of [France], and by the universal law of common sense.
------------------------------------------------------------
8. CONTACT
------------------------------------------------------------
If you have questions, need help, or just want to send fan mail:
[TheGameIsFixed]
[thegameisfixed@gmail.com]
Enjoy the Game, and remember: 10,000 penguins was a terrible idea, but we did it anyway.