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END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT (EULA)
Last Updated: 7/20/2025
IMPORTANT: THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU (THE USER) AND UNHINGED GAMING STUDIOS ("WE", "US", OR "OUR"). BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING "BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER." (THE "GAME"), YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR PLAY THE GAME.
1. LICENSE GRANT
We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to download, install, and play Best. President. Ever. for personal, non-commercial use on supported devices.
2. RESTRICTIONS
You may NOT:
Modify, decompile, reverse engineer, or otherwise tamper with the Game.
Use the Game to promote real-life hate speech, political campaigns, or misinformation (we do the satire, you just play it).
Sell, rent, sublicense, or commercially exploit the Game or any of its components without our explicit written permission.
Attempt to become president based on skills learned from this Game (seriously, don’t).
3. OWNERSHIP & INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All content in the Game including characters, mechanics, dialogue, sound, artwork, code, satire, and the likeness of “Rump” is owned or licensed by Unhinged Gaming Studios. You acquire zero ownership rights. None. Zip. Don’t even try.
4. USER-GENERATED CONTENT
If we ever allow mods or custom content, you:
Grant us a perpetual, royalty-free license to use, distribute, and showcase that content.
Must not upload anything that violates copyright, law, or human decency (yes, even in a game where the president poops from his face).
5. UPDATES, PATCHES & DLC
We reserve the right to update, modify, or remove content especially as real-world political disasters inspire new levels. DLC may be free or paid. Our motto: “If reality gets worse, so does the game.”
6. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
The Game is provided “AS IS.” We make no warranties, express or implied. It may crash, offend, or cause existential dread. We are not liable if it triggers memories of the real presidency.
7. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
To the fullest extent allowed by law, we are not liable for:
Emotional trauma from uncovering the BDSM closet.
Nightmares involving sentient cheeseburgers.
Broken keyboards due to rage-quitting the Tinder deportation minigame.
Any actual government surveillance initiated while playing the game (which is probably just a coincidence, okay?).
8. TERMINATION
This license terminates automatically if you breach any term of this Agreement. We may also revoke access for any reason, including but not limited to excessive patriotism or misuse of the Constitution.
9. GOVERNING LAW
This Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the United States (or whichever country is left standing when the game ends). Any disputes shall be settled in the courts of satire and public ridicule.
10. FINAL NOTES
Yes, the Game is a satire.
No, Rump totally is not based on a specific real person...
By playing, you accept that this Game contains mature themes, dark humor, and unapologetic political commentary. If you're easily offended… maybe try Minesweeper.
CONTACT:
Unhinged Gaming Studios
Email: unhingedgamingstudios@gmail.com
Last Updated: 7/20/2025
IMPORTANT: THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU (THE USER) AND UNHINGED GAMING STUDIOS ("WE", "US", OR "OUR"). BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING "BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER." (THE "GAME"), YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR PLAY THE GAME.
1. LICENSE GRANT
We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to download, install, and play Best. President. Ever. for personal, non-commercial use on supported devices.
2. RESTRICTIONS
You may NOT:
Modify, decompile, reverse engineer, or otherwise tamper with the Game.
Use the Game to promote real-life hate speech, political campaigns, or misinformation (we do the satire, you just play it).
Sell, rent, sublicense, or commercially exploit the Game or any of its components without our explicit written permission.
Attempt to become president based on skills learned from this Game (seriously, don’t).
3. OWNERSHIP & INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All content in the Game including characters, mechanics, dialogue, sound, artwork, code, satire, and the likeness of “Rump” is owned or licensed by Unhinged Gaming Studios. You acquire zero ownership rights. None. Zip. Don’t even try.
4. USER-GENERATED CONTENT
If we ever allow mods or custom content, you:
Grant us a perpetual, royalty-free license to use, distribute, and showcase that content.
Must not upload anything that violates copyright, law, or human decency (yes, even in a game where the president poops from his face).
5. UPDATES, PATCHES & DLC
We reserve the right to update, modify, or remove content especially as real-world political disasters inspire new levels. DLC may be free or paid. Our motto: “If reality gets worse, so does the game.”
6. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
The Game is provided “AS IS.” We make no warranties, express or implied. It may crash, offend, or cause existential dread. We are not liable if it triggers memories of the real presidency.
7. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
To the fullest extent allowed by law, we are not liable for:
Emotional trauma from uncovering the BDSM closet.
Nightmares involving sentient cheeseburgers.
Broken keyboards due to rage-quitting the Tinder deportation minigame.
Any actual government surveillance initiated while playing the game (which is probably just a coincidence, okay?).
8. TERMINATION
This license terminates automatically if you breach any term of this Agreement. We may also revoke access for any reason, including but not limited to excessive patriotism or misuse of the Constitution.
9. GOVERNING LAW
This Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the United States (or whichever country is left standing when the game ends). Any disputes shall be settled in the courts of satire and public ridicule.
10. FINAL NOTES
Yes, the Game is a satire.
No, Rump totally is not based on a specific real person...
By playing, you accept that this Game contains mature themes, dark humor, and unapologetic political commentary. If you're easily offended… maybe try Minesweeper.
CONTACT:
Unhinged Gaming Studios
Email: unhingedgamingstudios@gmail.com