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ENOUGH FROM THE LAWYERS!. We here at Caps Collective would like to thank you for playing our game. If on the off-chance you are using this against the terms of the agreement, we prefer you not. Our designer wanted to have a clause outlining a situation where those in breach of the EULA would be banished to the realm of shame and dismemberment, however we greatly apologise for not being able to provide that service at this time (that hack, arch-wizard Malcrax doesn't work weekends). So instead, we would like to enforce our legal right to be very disappointed in you, which brings us to our first sub-clause:
a. Guilt. Did you do something wrong or against the EULA? If so, we aren’t angry, we’re just disappointed.
b. Giving Credit Where it’s Due. Did you manage to use our product to proliferate WMDs? Not to say that we’re cool with it, but we’re proud of you.
P.S. the man who claims to be our lawyer has advised us to clarify that this software is NOT TO BE USED FOR PROLIFERATION OF NUCLEAR, CHEMICAL OR BIOLOGICAL ARTICLES however impressive the feat may be.
a. Guilt. Did you do something wrong or against the EULA? If so, we aren’t angry, we’re just disappointed.
b. Giving Credit Where it’s Due. Did you manage to use our product to proliferate WMDs? Not to say that we’re cool with it, but we’re proud of you.
P.S. the man who claims to be our lawyer has advised us to clarify that this software is NOT TO BE USED FOR PROLIFERATION OF NUCLEAR, CHEMICAL OR BIOLOGICAL ARTICLES however impressive the feat may be.