the true meaning of Australian Christmas
? Some say it is a hamfisted attempt by the Australian government to turn a notorious felon into a beloved folk hero. Others say it's a calculated ploy by the novelty munitions industry to sell guns that shoot mistletoe.
And then there are those who look past
all that, and maintain that it is a time to reconnect with friends and loved ones, and to be thankful for the blessings in our lives.
there are those who are still licking their emotional wounds from all the reconnecting with friends and loved ones they did at Thanksgiving, and realize that the true
true meaning of Australian Christmas is zero human contact, eating candy, and getting as many presents as possible.
And those people are correct—that
is the true meaning of Australian Christmas. We looked it up.
But don't take our word for it. Ask the Engineer