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It's already been announced that Valve will be releasing DLC that lets PC and Mac owners create their own additions to Aperture Science's brain-teasing architecture. Now, a leaked video shows what the Perpetual Testing Initiative looks like in action.



The video seems to have originally come from level creator TopHatWaffle, who had early access to the tools and posted the preview online. (TopHatWaffle was one of the level designers behind last year's charming Portal 2 marriage proposal.) He took it down after Valve asked but it's been re-posted by someone else on YouTube.



It's a pretty in-depth look at how users will craft, tweak and share the levels. There's no way of knowing how long this video will stay up so watch now if you want to see how Perpetual Testing Initiative works before it comes out later this month.



Portal 2 - "Perpetual Testing Initiative" Preview



[YouTube, via Reddit]


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Most Popular Video Games Are Dumb. Can We Stop Apologizing for Them Now?A few weeks ago, the Atlantic magazine published a profile I wrote of the developer Jonathan Blow, a man known in gaming circles as much for his criticism of the mainstream game industry's intellectual shortcomings as he is for Braid, the outstanding game he created.



To put it mildly, this article pissed a lot of gamers off; in fact, given the tenor of the comments by gaming enthusiasts on Twitter and on fine websites like this one, it seems that many people believe my talents might lie less with game criticism and more with, say, janitorial technology.



Though some commentators took umbrage with what they perceived as Blow's pretentiousness (and you'll just have to take my word for it when I tell you he's actually a great guy), the substantial majority bristled at one particular argument I made about games. "There's no nice way to say this," I wrote, "but it needs to be said: video games, with very few exceptions, are dumb."



It's safe to say that we needn't seek out the services of America's top psychologists to figure out why this idea chapped a few hides. To use the words of Brainy Gamer's Michael Abbott-who has even launched a "Smart Game Catalog" to prove my claim wrong, what I wrote was "a sharp slap in the face" to those who don't see games as juvenile toys. This isn't entirely true (I did allow for exceptions, after all), but I take his point. While I never intended to be disdainful or dismissive toward gamers (of whom I am one, but more about that in a moment), I'd also be lying if I said I didn't want to splash some cold water in the face of any intelligent gaming fan who contentedly pays to be treated like a dimwitted child. So, while I firmly believe everything I wrote about mainstream gaming's smartness drought, I also think the point I was striving to make deserves a bit of clarification.



What I wrote came not from ignorance or contempt, but from frustration with the state of big-budget gaming.

First, because I wrote this piece for a general, non-gaming audience (upon whom any discussion of the artfulness of Bulletstorm's energy leash decapitations, for example, would have been lost), many gamers got the impression that I spoke from ignorance—that I was another Roger Ebert badmouthing games in a national forum without knowing the first thing about them. The truth, however, is that my opinion comes from playing too many games. I hesitate even to place a ballpark figure on how many games I've played in recent years, for fear of how it might strike my wife or future editors if they read this; let's just say I've done a very thorough survey of the field and have the Achievements and Trophies (O, the Trophies!) to prove it. What I wrote, then, came not from ignorance or contempt, but from frustration with the state of big-budget gaming. I've cared deeply about games for a very long time now, and thus it bothers me (and Blow as well, I should note) that they've failed to evolve much intellectually.



Which brings us to another point: as a chronic gamer, I'm well aware that Jon Blow is not the only human being ever to have produced a smart, artistically interesting game for a large audience. I've gone on record as saying that Portal is a work of unblemished brilliance, for instance (though I did not write the accompanying headline proclaiming Portal 2 "The Best Videogame Ever"), and there are many others that I consider terrifically smart. To name just a few recent examples: Bioshock, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Red Dead Redemption, Fez, Uncharted 2 (the apex of games as Hollywood movies), Limbo, Dark Souls (for sheer visionary weirdness), Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, and so on. I don't know that I'd ever grab one of the nation's premier art critics, fire up the Chaos Witch Quelaag boss fight in Dark Souls, and then argue that it represents a masterful achievement on par with the portraiture of Gustav Klimt—but still, there's some fascinating stuff going on there.



Most Popular Video Games Are Dumb. Can We Stop Apologizing for Them Now?



The problem, though, is that smart games like these are vanishingly rare, particularly among mainstream developers. This is what I meant when I wrote that "games, with very few exceptions, are dumb." Out of the hundreds, if not thousands, of console and PC games that emerge from the dark and mysterious caves of development studios each year, only a handful are what a reasonable observer might call smart or artistic—a disturbingly low batting average by any metric. The rest are...well, as I said, they're typically pretty dumb.



I'm not saying that intelligent people should never play intellectually unsophisticated games.

So let's have a word about what I mean when I use this admittedly rather unkind little term. ("Dumb," I realize, is a loaded word that many gamers would have preferred to see replaced with something less caustic- like "unfulfilling" or "emotionally unsophisticated"-but while this is a fair point, the d-word is what we have to work with.) I don't mean that literally everything about them lacks intelligence. It should go without saying that there are countless smart things going on in even the most outwardly silly games, or else they'd have no reason to succeed. To me, the gameplay of the cartoonish gorefest known as Gears of War 3 is as tightly calibrated as a Maserati's suspension system (I've written as much, as well), and only a fool could fail to see the beauty of Flower or the devious brilliance of a "social gaming" cash vortex like Farmville.



My issue, then, is with what we might call the intellectual maturity level of mainstream games. It's not the design mechanics under the hood that I find almost excruciatingly sophomoric at this point; it's the elements of these games that bear on human emotion and intellectual sophistication, from narrative and dialogue right on down to their core thematic concepts.



Take the 2010 shooter Vanquish, for example. Viewed through the context of pure game design, Vanquish is an absolute triumph; it's a joy to play, it looks fantastic, and it provides a nicely paced, challenging gaming experience. Yet when we evaluate it on the intellectual maturity scale, the game is an atrocity. Between its senseless plot, silly premise, cornball paint-by-numbers characters, and preposterous dialogue (a combination Japanese game creators seem to have perfected), the game is so toxic to the player's intelligence that one can almost feel the brain cells dying with each pointless cutscene and agonizing spoken exchange.



Everything other than Vanquish's core gameplay feels as though it was dashed together in an afternoon by a seventh-grade anime fan. In his excellent book Extra Lives (which anyone who cares about games should read immediately), my friend Tom Bissell notes that great art is "comprehensively intelligent," meaning that it's intelligent in every way available to it. A game like Vanquish, on the other hand, shows a fragmentary, schizophrenic intelligence; its gameplay is brilliant, while the rest of it is what Chris Hecker, in my piece, calls "adolescent nonsense."



Most Popular Video Games Are Dumb. Can We Stop Apologizing for Them Now?



Of course, this issue might not bother you. You might point out that one shouldn't really expect much brainpower from a bullet hell shooter in which one rocket-slides around battlefields aiming glowing energy balls at flying men in super-suits, which is an argument that would hold more water if the same problem didn't afflict virtually every mainstream game. It doesn't even strike me as controversial to point out that there is way, way, way too much of this thematic juvenility in games. Vanquish, like so many others, is a product that makes us say, "It's incredibly silly, but hey—it's fun."



Yet for gamers to just sweep that important first part under the rug over and over again in favor of brainless, high-octane enjoyment feels like a crime against the medium they love. To accept childish dreck without protest-or worse, to defend the dreck's obvious dreckiness just because the other parts of a game are cool-is to allow the form to languish forever.



Now, I'm not saying that intelligent people should never play intellectually unsophisticated games, or that games aiming at overall smartness can't involve a bit of ridiculousness. For one thing, "silly" games are frequently quite imaginative and rewarding to play, from the whimsical creativity of LittleBigPlanet to the deranged WTF-ness of something like Shadows of the Damned. For another, we have to make allowances for the fact that virtually any fictional work we experience requires some suspension of disbelief. Even great literature often asks us to swallow our objections about plausibility and logic; I just finished reading a much-lauded novel in which the narrator has incredible telepathic powers that derive from his blocked sinuses, for god's sake.



Almost all mainstream games that involve narrative or human emotion or conceptual thought, however, require something more like suspension of brainpower. Again and again, studios churn out the same story of saving the world, the same inhuman flat-as-a-pancake characters, the same lack of moral nuance, the same horrifically violent foundations (who actually enjoys the murder-porn segments of military shooters in which you rack up fifty kills per minute from an invulnerable gunship?), the same insipid dialogue, the same absence of intellectual maturity, the same disregard for the real existential dilemmas human beings face. The end result of this, for anyone who both plays games regularly and actually cares about such things, is that you feel—despite the surface-level fun—like you're wasting hours of your life that you will never get back on mindless adolescent escapism.



Most Popular Video Games Are Dumb. Can We Stop Apologizing for Them Now?



This has been my experience, at least. Too often, I play a game that I dearly want to—like Skyrim, say, or Deus Ex: Human Revolution—and end up feeling as though I've poured a colossal amount of time into what amounted, maturity-wise, to a particularly vulgar and bloody children's cartoon. Some gamers might say that I'm overreacting here, and that a game like Skyrim is in fact perfectly smart and grown-up. To which I would respond as follows: please look at the thing for a moment from an objective perspective.



As gamers, we get so used to the unique rhythms and conventions of game construction that we fail to realize how very silly they are until we're forced to step back and look dispassionately at what we're playing. With apologies to female gamers, I think of this as the "girlfriend effect": that moment when, as you're thoughtlessly playing Gears of War, your significant other walks into the room, sees what's on the TV, and says something like "You're really playing a game where you can rip off someone's arm and beat him to death with it?" Suddenly, you see with perfect clarity just how preposterous this seems to any other intelligent adult—the endless gore, the ultraviolence, the dumb catchphrases, the brainlessly simple good-versus-evil setup, the context-inappropriate cleavage, the huge muscles and huger guns, and on and on. What do you say then? That it's not juvenile? You can't, because it is; anyone can see it.



And often, this is every bit as true of more "serious" games as it is of deliberately over-the-top ones like Gears. To take Skyrim as an example once again, some gamers might absorb that game's grandiose aesthetics and epic sweep, and then come away thinking they're dealing with a deeply mature creative work. This would be a mistake.



Most Popular Video Games Are Dumb. Can We Stop Apologizing for Them Now?



We're talking about a game, after all, in which bandits essentially armed with sticks rush your level-500 character pledging to destroy you, in which you fight talking dragons for poorly-explained reasons, in which you must negotiate the most ruthlessly-boring and achingly-unrealistic peace treaty in history, and in which the random strangers you pass call out comments like "Being a fletcher is hard work, but when you craft the perfect arrow, it strikes forth like the fist of God." The game may have its merits, but let's not pretend this kind of thing is mature. My impression is that when gamers call something like Skyrim "smart," they don't mean it's objectively smart, as in filled with interesting characters and thought-provoking ideas; they mean it's smart for a game, as in not completely insulting to your intelligence at every moment you're playing it. But as Blow once told me, something is either smart or it's not; the "for a game" part is meaningless.



It's reasonable to want games to grow up.

Am I being too harsh? Am I asking too much? Should I just set down the controller and spend my time sipping port while reading 19th century French poetry if I'm so intellectually-frustrated with games? Perhaps, but I don't think so. Because what I'm looking for is actually very simple: not to feel like nearly every game treats me like a delinquent teenager with ADHD. I know that there are many out there who believe games are just supposed to be fun, so let's not get pretentious about the whole equation. If that's how you feel, go with god, my friend; I'm not out to spoil your party, and the market is already serving you very well.



But I prefer to believe that as an entire generation of lifelong gamers grows from twitchy adolescents into mature, thoughtful adults, it's reasonable to want games to grow up, too. Whatever you might think of Jon Blow, his work does show us that truly, comprehensively smart games are within our creative reach—games that make us think, treat us like grown-ups, and explore the whole range of real human experience. The only things holding developers back from making more of them are a lack of ambition and a tendency for gamers to accept juvenility as long as it comes wrapped in fun.



This situation frustrates me (and Blow, and I'm sure quite a few of you as well), because it's clear that games are capable of so much more than they're doing now. The video game, as a creative medium, has the potential to provide us with experiences every bit as rich and meaningful as those we've gotten from books, visual art, and film; for all we know, it could even surpass them. At the moment, though, the vast, overwhelming, crushing majority of that potential is being wasted on frivolous digital toys. These toys may be fun to play with, and we might have an especially warm place in our hearts for them, but that does not change the fact that they, by and large, are emotionally and intellectually unfulfilling-which is precisely what I meant by the word "dumb." Saying this doesn't give me pleasure, since I wish it weren't the case, but I still believe it's true.



So game developers of the world, please—please!—prove me wrong, but don't do it with words. Prove me wrong by making smarter games. I'll be waiting, controller stashed safely nearby, sipping my port like a jackass.



Taylor Clark is a freelance journalist based in Portland, Oregon. He's got a website, writes for outlets such as Slate and The Atlantic, and writes books.
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Science Says Don't Play Super Mario Galaxy Before Trying to Shoot Someone in the FaceThe zombie is five steps away, you're cornered, and you've got one last bullet in the chamber. If you were just playing Super Mario Galaxy you might as well turn the gun on yourself. A recent highly scientific study found that when it comes to putting a bullet in a humanoid target's brain, Super Mario Galaxy doesn't help.



Researchers at Ohio State University lead by communication grad student Jodi Whitaker and professor of communication and psychology Brad Bushman recently had 151 students play three different video games in order to prove whether those games had a profound effect on subjects' firearms accuracy. Previous studies have shown that games can enhance players' projectile weapon skills, and the military has used interactive entertainment to hone said skills in the past.



So why bring the subject up again?



The researchers, after gauging subjects' aggression levels and attitudes towards games and guns, split the students up into three groups. One group played Resident Evil 4, a violent game that rewards headshots, using either a standard controller or a gun-shaped device. Another group played Wii Play's non-violent target practice game. The third group played Super Mario Galaxy.



I can only conclude that these researchers are gunning (pardon the pun) for Super Mario Galaxy, perhaps in an attempt to rob Nintendo of lucrative government contracts that probably don't exist.



After a 20 minute session with their particular game, subjects were given an Airsoft training pistol filled with Velcro-covered pellets and asked to fire 16 times at a six-foot-tall humanoid mannequin 20 feet away down a narrow corridor. So yes, best test ever.



Shooters that played Resident Evil 4 with a gun-shaped controller averaged seven head shots per session, hitting the brain case more than any other part of the body.




"We didn't tell them where to aim - we just told them to try to hit the mannequin," Bushman said. "But the violent shooting game they played rewarded head shots, and so they shot at the mannequin like they were playing the game, aiming for the head."




Good for them.



The Super Mario Galaxy players, on the other hand, managed only two headshots per session, with an average of four shots to other parts of the body, the lowest of any group.



It bears noting that the results were similar across each group regardless of the participants' history of video game playing and shooting guns at people-shaped objects.



The conclusion? Super Mario Galaxy sucks as weapons training. Or, as Bushman puts it, "The more frequently one plays violent shooting games, the more accurately one fires a realistic gun and aims for the head, although we can't tell from this study which factor is the cause." Then what good is it?




"We shouldn't be too quick to dismiss violent video games as just harmless fun in a fantasy world - they can have real-world effects."




Oh, this is one of those studies. The Live Science article even refers to Anders Behring Breivik, the Norwegian man who shot and killed 69 people at a youth camp in Norway last year.



Too bad he wasn't a Nintendo fan.



Violent Video Games Improve Real Shooting Accuracy [Live Science]


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Seems Like Doom Might Have Inspired Valve to Build Steam It's common knowledge that Gabe Newell used to work at Microsoft, right? In an interview with Bloomberg Businessweek, the Valve CEO discusses learning that the first Doom outranked Windows as the most used software application:




But what was so shocking to me was that Windows was the second highest usage application in the U.S. The number one application was Doom, a shareware program that hadn't been created by any of the powerhouse software companies. It was a 12-person company in the suburbs of Texas that didn't even distribute through retail, it distributed through bulletin boards and other pre-Internet mechanisms. To me, that was a lightning bolt. Microsoft was hiring 500-people sales teams and this entire company was 12 people, yet it had created the most widely distributed software in the world. There was a sea change coming.




The main thrust of the interview talks about Valve's unorthodox organizational structure. But this quote stuck out to me because it also seems like this eureka moment could've also planted an idea about alternative distribution methods in Newell's head. Granted, he doesn't say as much in the piece but I find it hard to believe that Newell could come across data like that and not have ideas rolling around in the back of his brain. And it's entirely likely that those ideas probably manifested into what became Steam. What do you think?



Why There Are No Bosses At Valve
[Bloomberg Businessweek]


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Call of Duty: Black Ops II Is OfficialCall of Duty's UK webpage confirms the long rumored sequel to Call of Duty: Black Ops.





The website has this info about the game: "Pushing the boundaries of what fans have come to expect from the record-setting entertainment franchise, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 propels players into a near future, 21st Century Cold War, where technology and weapons have converged to create a new generation of warfare. Pre-order today."



The website shows the game's world reveal YouTube trailer, which is currently private and cannot be viewed. The trailer seems to show what looks like L.A. being attacked.



Last night, leaked Call of Duty: Black Ops II screenshots seemed to confirm the game's near future setting. The official site shows spaces for two screenshots; they are currently blocked with the words "Coming Soon". The images could be the leaked screenshots.



Call of Duty: Black Ops II is slated for a November 2012 release.



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Dead or Alive 5 To Feature See-Through ShirtsThe Dead or Alive series has always been known for one thing: boob physics. The game's developers pride themselves on their ability to render realistic—or what they think that means—in-game breasts.



For Dead or Alive 5, the developers at Team Ninja are working on clothing that can become transparent over the course of a fight. Different clothing causes breasts to display different physics, too. For Team Ninja, these variables make character costume selection more...interesting.



Let's hope they also devoted this much time and energy to, you know, making a good game.



『デッド オア アライブ 5』早矢仕プロデューサー&新堀ディレクターインタビュー前編【よりぬきファミ通Xbox 360 6月号】 [Famitsu via トー速]



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Japan's Favorite Gay Porn Star on an Anime MotorcycleIn the West, porn star Billy Herrington is known for flicks like HotMen CoolBoyz. In Japan, he's an internet icon and dubbed "aniki" or "big brother".





He's achieve meme status, and his clips are often humorously mish mashed and edited. He's the live action equivalent of the Yaranaika Guy.



In Japan, there are even Billy collectible figurines.



Japanese video sharing platform Nico Nico Douga recently held a convention in Chiba, Japan. Herrington was one of the guests of honor. This wasn't a first for him. Herrington has participated in Nico Nico events in the past and met with his Japanese fans.



At this latest event, there were Billy branded mouse pads for folks to fondle and snatch up. And in the above photos, Herrington poses on a life-sized version of the 1/1 scale Saber motorcycle.



ビリー兄貴まさかのセイバーバイクに乗ってポーズ! #chokaigi [Kotaku Japan]

[ nico超2012 ]アッー!! ガチムキ兄貴が歪みなく「マウスパッド」になったぞ #chokaigi [Kotaku Japan]



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Would You Like To Own Your own Sega Product To Pee On? You Can!Remember Toylets? It's that toilet-based gaming system Sega created for drunk people to pee on. If you thought that you had to go out to bars to enjoy pee-powered Sega mini-games, you were wrong.



Sega recently let it dribble out that individuals can purchase the system, too. The hardware is ¥140,000 (US$1,747), while each mini-game costs ¥10,000 ($125). A ¥10 coin box is a ¥25,000 ($312) option for, I guess, those who want to charge family members for toilet use.



So, does this mean Sega is back in the home console business?



Toylets [Twitter via Engadget日本版]



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Konami released a rather polished trailer for the previously announced PS Vita version of Metal Gear Solid: HD Edition that walks through the Vita specific features.



None of the info seems new, and it's (mostly) in Japanese, but you should be able to follow along even if you don't understand the lingo and enjoy the slick trailer.



Metal Gear Solid: HD Edition goes on sale this June in Japan.



METAL GEAR SOLID HD EDITION (PS Vita) PV [YouTube]



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Don't Confuse Japanese Kids in White Face with Wanting To Be WhiteFor years now, teens in Tokyo's fashionable Harajuku have been pushing the envelope with their Gothic Lolita outfits. Many young Japanese are fashion conscious, but cliques in Harajuku excel at wearing truly head-turning duds.



Whenever there is a colorful youth movement in Japan (and there always is), some Westerners look at the images that filter through, shrugging them off with a "Boy, Japan is so weird" and not realizing that much of Japan is doing the same with a, "Boy, Tokyo is so weird." The Japanese media adores covering these trends, because they make for good television. Then, out of each trend, a mini-celebrity often emerges, occasionally appearing on variety shows for a brief period to explain the nitty-gritty about the trend.



In the above image, the girl with white skin and aqua hair said, "Yeah, it looks like an ultra-Westernized Japanese person." The phrase she used is "seiyou kabure" (西洋かぶれ). Looking the girl, with her white face paint, and her desire to be "ultra-Westernized", it would be easy to simply say that this girl wants to be "white". You could say that, but you would be wrong.



As previously mentioned, before World War II, the term was used for shallow and elitist intellectuals. After the war, the meaning changed, and it was used to refer to those who admired European history and European culture—people like anime creators Isao Takahata and Hayao Miyazaki. You wouldn't say that either of these men wishes that they were white—that's utter nonsense. It's like saying any foreigner who is interested in Japanese culture (from history and food to anime and video games) wishes he was Japanese—likewise, nonsense.



Online in Japan, people were quick to point out that this girl's use of "seiyou kabure" is incorrect. "This isn't seiyou kabure, it's Blade Runner kabure," wrote one. Neither the hair color nor the skin color is natural. They owe more to Japanese anime and manga, than the West. The look is pure fantasy. It's so far removed from Western culture that using the term "seiyou kagure" strips the phrase of all meaning. This is artifice. It's style.



This "shiro nuri" (white painting) trend really started making a splash last spring and summer in Japan. This latest news report is a bit late to the party. If you go back and look at the earliest kids doing "shiro nuri", it has an element of horror—like they're influenced by zombie films or, even, the Joker's make-up.



In Japan, however, white face paint does not traditionally denote the West. Some Japanese women painted their faces well before the country was forcibly opened to the outside world. Thus, simply equating white face with, you know, white people is incorrect and a gross oversimplication.



But why would young people want to dress like this? Online in Japan, speculation is harsh, focusing on how this is something only unattractive girls do. I disagree. As one girl who was interviewed said, it's fun—and it probably is. Dressing like this not only gets you attention, but it can land you on television. What's more, there is a period in Japan's people's lives—usually their late teens or early twenties—in which they can reinvent themselves before settling into adulthood and "normalcy". There is a dress-up element to it, and young Japanese enter a new subculture for a brief period of time, before leaving it forever.



This girl's desire to be "seiyou kabure" is less a reflection of the West and more of an evolution of Gothic Lolita fashion. While the style certainly has Western influences, Gothic Lolita dress looks more out of place in the West and more at home in Tokyo neighborhoods like Harajuku. Japan is brilliant at taking styles and trends from around the world, cross pollinating them with a domestic aesthetic and creating something entirely different. Gothic Lolita has become quintessentially Japanese, and this trend is its latest incarnation.



If you wonder what regular Japanese people think when they see extreme outfits like this, check out the commenter's expression in the above picture—or any of the commenters in the above gallery. Even though the reactions tend to be either shock or amusement, one of the best things about Japan is how much freedom people have. Kids can dress in crazy outfits. The result isn't a desire to be "white", but a desire to be young, free, and different.





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