Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies,

Are you fed up of insulting random people using only your PC? Have you ever wanted to tell your friend that his wife will reincarnate as a pigeon?

Good news! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will soon bring Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator to the PS4 and the Xbox One consoles!



You can expect a full set of features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, the complete cast of characters, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations - useful to outwit your argumentative opponents.

We will soon share more details about the console versions, including how much time your friendships will last (A.K.A the release date). In the meantime, you can keep practising using your Steam and/or mobile version of Oh…Sir!! to give your friends a hard time when they will join our instant argument family!

Yours Sincerely,

The Vile Monarch

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies,

Are you fed up of insulting random people using only your PC? Have you ever wanted to tell your friend that his wife will reincarnate as a pigeon?

Good news! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will soon bring Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator to the PS4 and the Xbox One consoles!



You can expect a full set of features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, the complete cast of characters, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations - useful to outwit your argumentative opponents.

We will soon share more details about the console versions, including how much time your friendships will last (A.K.A the release date). In the meantime, you can keep practising using your Steam and/or mobile version of Oh…Sir!! to give your friends a hard time when they will join our instant argument family!

Yours Sincerely,

The Vile Monarch

Dear Sir/Madam,

if you happen to use Razer gear with its exquisite Chroma features, you might have encountered problems with our game after the last update (that brought you Chroma support). Namely, the game could freeze when insulting Father character. We're happy to report that we've fixed the problem, so you can enjoy the absurdly luminous effects on your Razer devices.

Yours sincerely,
Vile Monarch

Dear Sir/Madam,

if you happen to use Razer gear with its exquisite Chroma features, you might have encountered problems with our game after the last update (that brought you Chroma support). Namely, the game could freeze when insulting Father character. We're happy to report that we've fixed the problem, so you can enjoy the absurdly luminous effects on your Razer devices.

Yours sincerely,
Vile Monarch

Hey there again dear illustrious gentleman,

"Your mother was a hamster and your brother doesn't know that Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu!"

Yes, it's not a joke! A brand new distinguished gentleman has arrived! Straight from R’lyeh...I mean from Providence, sir Howard Phillips Lovecraft already awaits you on Steam. So grab today's update of Oh Sir! and insult even more with the master of horror... before the Great Old Ones arrive...

This is not all though! We're all super excited to announce that we're working on a follow-up to Oh...Sir!, and this time we're taking on la la land itself! This new project is called Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and it will have many of the features and changes that some of you have been requesting, including custom character creation through Steamworks, a new comeback mechanic and much more. You can check out the epic first trailer for it below and take a look at its Steam page here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/

Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Announcement Trailer: https://youtu.be/NqVTfZelylk
Lastly, this update also introduces Razer Chroma support which adds a whole new level of visual flair to your verbal jousts.

We're planning on continuing to support Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator well beyond this update and we can't wait to show you more of what we have planned for the expanded world that we're building.

Thank you very much again for all of your venerable support!

Yours Sincerely,

The Vile Monarch

Hey there again dear illustrious gentleman,

"Your mother was a hamster and your brother doesn't know that Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu!"

Yes, it's not a joke! A brand new distinguished gentleman has arrived! Straight from R’lyeh...I mean from Providence, sir Howard Phillips Lovecraft already awaits you on Steam. So grab today's update of Oh Sir! and insult even more with the master of horror... before the Great Old Ones arrive...

This is not all though! We're all super excited to announce that we're working on a follow-up to Oh...Sir!, and this time we're taking on la la land itself! This new project is called Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and it will have many of the features and changes that some of you have been requesting, including custom character creation through Steamworks, a new comeback mechanic and much more. You can check out the epic first trailer for it below and take a look at its Steam page here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/

Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Announcement Trailer: https://youtu.be/NqVTfZelylk
Lastly, this update also introduces Razer Chroma support which adds a whole new level of visual flair to your verbal jousts.

We're planning on continuing to support Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator well beyond this update and we can't wait to show you more of what we have planned for the expanded world that we're building.

Thank you very much again for all of your venerable support!

Yours Sincerely,

The Vile Monarch

Dear prominent Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is our absolute distinct pleasure to inform you that a new gentleman has just entered the prestigious verbal jousting arena! So please give a warm gentlemanly welcome to Albert. He’s an enterprising chap who’s sure to bring additional levity to all of your Blue Mondays.

But that’s not all though! Today’s timely update also brings with it some new fixes and changes to help make your verbal activities all the more enjoyable.

Here’s a quick breakdown of what the update includes:

• New character: An enterprising Cockney called Albert. Just Albert (do you remember that mysterious chap from our promo art? He’s finally in the game!)
  
• AI tweaks
  
• A player suggestion: The hand won’t disappear until you’re out of tea, so you’ll always remember to have that one last sip
  
• Satan is less cruel now, which means it’s easier to get “The Number of The Beast” achievement
  
• Serious Sam is a bit harder to unlock now: The ease of unlocking him was previously a result of a bug
  
• Winter is Leaving: No more snowing and the characters have hidden their warm clothes at the bottom of their wardrobes.

We sincerely hope that you enjoy all of what this update has to offer, and please know that we’re hard at work expanding our little family of noble miscreants. So keep an eye out on this space, as we’ll have some fun surprises in store in the near future.

Thank you very much again for all of your distinguished support!

The Vile Monarch

Dear prominent Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is our absolute distinct pleasure to inform you that a new gentleman has just entered the prestigious verbal jousting arena! So please give a warm gentlemanly welcome to Albert. He’s an enterprising chap who’s sure to bring additional levity to all of your Blue Mondays.

But that’s not all though! Today’s timely update also brings with it some new fixes and changes to help make your verbal activities all the more enjoyable.

Here’s a quick breakdown of what the update includes:

• New character: An enterprising Cockney called Albert. Just Albert (do you remember that mysterious chap from our promo art? He’s finally in the game!)
  
• AI tweaks
  
• A player suggestion: The hand won’t disappear until you’re out of tea, so you’ll always remember to have that one last sip
  
• Satan is less cruel now, which means it’s easier to get “The Number of The Beast” achievement
  
• Serious Sam is a bit harder to unlock now: The ease of unlocking him was previously a result of a bug
  
• Winter is Leaving: No more snowing and the characters have hidden their warm clothes at the bottom of their wardrobes.

We sincerely hope that you enjoy all of what this update has to offer, and please know that we’re hard at work expanding our little family of noble miscreants. So keep an eye out on this space, as we’ll have some fun surprises in store in the near future.

Thank you very much again for all of your distinguished support!

The Vile Monarch

Dear prestigious Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's that special time of the year when we restrain from insulting the people we love... Or do we?

After you're fed and tipsy with all the mulled wine you guzzled, why not indulge in a session of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator with your father, your mother, your favorite auntie and a hamster? They will surely appreciate the seasonal additions that we just added - including obligatory winter hats and snow that falls even indoors. That's the magic of Christmas, Sir!

Have an amazing holiday break and thanks again for your continued support!

Yours with-or-without any mistletoe,

The Vile Monarch

Dear prestigious Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's that special time of the year when we restrain from insulting the people we love... Or do we?

After you're fed and tipsy with all the mulled wine you guzzled, why not indulge in a session of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator with your father, your mother, your favorite auntie and a hamster? They will surely appreciate the seasonal additions that we just added - including obligatory winter hats and snow that falls even indoors. That's the magic of Christmas, Sir!

Have an amazing holiday break and thanks again for your continued support!

Yours with-or-without any mistletoe,

The Vile Monarch