Rock, Paper, Shotgun - (Craig Pearson)

His secret identify, finally revealed. First-person shooter Gotham City Impostors was released. I’ve spent a few days on the streets of Gotham, mopping up crime and causing criminal chaos. Is it ‘Zap!’, ‘Kapow!’, or more of a sad ‘Thunk!’? Here’s Wot I Think.>



DLC? Title Update? Whatever, Gotham City Impostors Promises a Big, Free Update in MarchI'm not sure whoever's writing up these notes is properly classifying what's to come from Gotham City Impostors, the downloadable shooter that released this week. "In March, we're going to release our very first DLC for the low, low price of FREE," they say. Considering one of the features is the ability to mute other players, we're talking a title update, because if that truly was DLC, the shitfit thrown would definitely be unmutable.

Whatever the case, none of this costs anything to the player. That means they don't have to earn in-game currency for it, either, as is the case with the shitload of costume alternates dumped on the Xbox Live Marketplace and PlayStation Store earlier this week. So what madness is coming in March? Here's the scoop, per developer Monolith Productions.

• A BRAND NEW MAP: The 25th Floor of the Gotham Times building is about to be your playground for destruction! (Just make sure not to fall of the edge.)

• JOIN-IN-PROGRESS: Players can now join a match, even after it has started!

• MATCHMAKING FIXES: Matchmaking has been totally revamped! Those errors you remember? They're a thing of the past. Gone. Finito.

• NEW WEAPONS: The Falcon Blade (a bullet-blocking katana worthy of warfare in Gotham) and the Kingmaker (a quick-draw pistol that can humble even the mightiest of Mighties) are available for you to unlock!

• A NEW SUPPORT ITEM: Toxic Gas! Leave a cloud of nigh-invisible noxious vapors in your wake, that will impair and damage those foolish enough to follow you.

• A MULTITUDE OF NEW COSTUME CHOICES: In addition to the myriad of costume items already available, we're letting you dress up like a luchador, a corporate schlub gone mad, and so much more!

• NEW FUN FACT: The new Nimble Fingers Fun Fact will let you capture Gasblasters faster, and attach/detach batters quicker. The team's clutch player? Yeah, that's you.

• MUTE EARLY, MUTE OFTEN: Ever wanted to squelch that guy blasting techno in the pre-game lobby? Now you can! Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.

The Next Chapter of Impostors, Yours for Free [Gotham City Impostors]


Real Life Gotham City Impostors Looks More Entertaining Than the GameWhoa there, viral marketeers! You have to be careful not to overshadow your product with the promotion, as these lovely shots of everyday people dressing up in Gotham City Impostors garb readily demonstrate.

Monolith's game of vigilant justice versus criminal insanity is now out on PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3, but it's no substitute for actually cobbling together a makeshift superhero / villain costume and taking to the streets of your local Gotham equivalent.

If I didn't have a job this is probably what I'd be doing instead.

Real Life Gotham City Impostors Looks More Entertaining Than the Game
Real Life Gotham City Impostors Looks More Entertaining Than the Game
Real Life Gotham City Impostors Looks More Entertaining Than the Game


Man, That Sure is a Lot Of Gotham City Impostors DLC

Gotham City Impostors doesn't hit Xbox Live until tomorrow, but you can get all of the Gotham City Impostors DLC you could ever want today.

The game now has over one hundred selections of downloadable costume pieces, ranging in price from $1 to $4 (80-320 MSP). A majority of the DLC is obtainable the old fashioned way - by playing the game and earning tokens. But it looks like players that want a quick way to unlockable costumes can just cough up some dough.

It seems that not even Batman is immune to the allure of micro-transactions.

Thanks for the tip, Edo!

Product Release - Valve
Gotham City Imposters is Now Available on Steam!

Hatched from the twisted minds at Monolith Productions, Gotham City Impostors is a download-only multiplayer FPS that pits violent vigilantes dressed up like Batman against craven criminals dressed up like the Joker in open warfare on the streets of Gotham City.