TL DR: In celebration of the Feb 21st release of Chowdertwo... Chowderchu is 75% off!!!
Chowdertwo has more levels, more bosses, more moves, a save/resume feature, and 3.14% more Chowd (as calculated by NASA.)
As an added bonus- the first person to beat Chowdertwo (without hacking,) and upload a video of it to YouTube will receive a prize that is unprecedented in the gaming community- a lunch with Chowderchu himself in Seattle!!! You will most likely feel honored, delighted, and enlightened beyond your wildest expectations after this once-in-a-lifetime rendezvous.
Chowd be with you, and... I bet that you can't beat Chowdertwo!
The year is coming to a close soon, and the time has come when we all ask ourselves why our relationships with our ex-girlfriends didn't make it to the holidays. Thank Chowd that they didn't, because now you have more free time to enjoy:
* Chowderchu Trading Cards- invite all of your friends over and compare Chowder Cards! Didn't get the hologram you were hoping for, but your friend did? Welp, you were never that good of friends anyway.
* 60% off sale of Chowderchu, reducing the price to a measly $2 human dollars! Should I buy that color re-tint skin for League of Legends, or should I buy 5 whole copies of Chowderchu? You should buy 10 copies.
* The formal announcement of Chowdertwo! Featuring: Unlockable moves, improved controls, online dating, resume Game, a practice Room, and 99 lives! Estimated release some time next year.