With all the hustle and busty fustle of Australian Christmas, you probably thought we forgot the most important part of it: The gift-giving. Well, we didn't forget. We were hoping you
would. But you didn't--you guys are sharp! So get your Gift-Gettin' Pants on, because you are about to get gifts,
and we'd prefer you were wearing pants for it. GIFTED!
All the community items previously only available in the Nice Crates are now craftable, droppable, and available in all the ways you're used to getting them! ALSO THIS GIFT!
A free Secret Saxton for every premium account! DUCK! GIFT COMIN' ATCHA!
To acknowledge all you generous souls who've been handing out Secret Saxtons and piles of gifts since the formation of the TF economy, everybody is receiving a Spirit of Giving badge. It's a plate-sized x-ray illustrating to your peers exactly how big your heart is, and consequently, what a good person you are. You—and more importantly, everybody else—will actually be able to see
your heart grow over time depending how many gifts you're giving. We strapped an actual decommissioned Soviet-era x-ray machine to several team members' chests, and trust us, the science checks out: The people in our experiment with the biggest hearts were
in fact the nicest guys on staff. How do we know? You should have seen
how many people showed up at their funerals. STOCKING STUFFER!
In an effort to get the gift-giving juices flowing, we've made every map as Smissmassy as possible by wrapping lights around every rope! BUT THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL...
was inside you all along.
It's blood! Turns out you can sell it! See you at the plasma center! Merry Smissmas, everybody!