“was going through a bunch of personal problems in my life but this game really pulled me out of it i started going out at night and even got laid 10/10”

“ill never actually play this because all these indie horror games suck but i think its about being stuck on a broken ferris wheel with a gay pepe le pew”

“this was one of the best betas of all time but then they released the finished game and its terrible”

“the actual best yami simulator on steam”

“The highly anticipated sequel to The Fire Side Hotel! This exhilarating tetris-like puzzle game will have you stacking bagels for hours!”

“shit game i won 2 fights and still got raped after i won them, ruining my pure run. this is no meltys quest”

“tom clancy presents a hideo kojima film staring jack bauer as keifer sutherland in hideo kojima's splinter cell”

“a life full of mindless repetetition obestiy low intelligence poor social reputation and loneliness but unlike your real life you get to drive a truck”

“HOODOO TIME”

“its MTG for people who listen to k-pop insted of death metal while they jerk off”

“i'll just stick to league of legends”

“if they're going to steal xvideos content they should at least upscale the videos”

“Co-Endorsed by Chip Kelly and Riley Cooper Axis Football proves once again that the NFL would be much better without the Browns”

“everyone who plays this game is terrible except me”

“You play as a hipster kid trying to hook up with a girl on AIM, all the while actually being a tremendous faggot who can't take a hint.”

“my friends autistic and he really likes this game but he cant beat the holy knight boss. a good remake of final fantasy 2”

“I got the treasure hunter achivement and trophy”

“almost 50% of gamers are female, at least 8% biologically so, and now they can all enjoy Japanese Cooking Everywhere.”

“If you are a logmein Hamachi user this is not the game for you.”

“Man! What an Ass! It was absolutely perfect and She had a chunky Monkey hidden under her sexy panties too. She came hungry, went straight for the Cock.”

“i identify as a river and my pronouns are strait, moat, and fjord”

“a tense action packed well designed game human level AI great graphics and varied objectives and locations keep you enthralled teamkilled by icegoob”