Phase 1: Get a dilophosaurus. Phase 2: Vomit purple everywhere. Phase 3: Profit!

No. Don't do it. Not even as a joke. Not even as a gag gift for someone you hate. Not even once.

I MADE CHUCK NORRIS FIGHT 200,000 CHICKENS ON A POTATO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS 200,000 / 200,000 CHICKENS WOULD FIGHT FISTMASTER NORRIS AGAIN RECOMMENDED

Well, there's a lot of zombies and you die about every 7 days. 7/7 woud expect a 10/10 from Kotaku.

Fun times

MAKE ALL THE THINGS

loo loo loo

ENGINEEEEEEEEEERS IIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Run around in your underwear and kill everything.

Hump trees with a triceratops and punch raptors in the face.