Game reviews infused with the insights and mild melancholy of a Chicken that's been on a Raft for five years.


Not Recommended
"Rafts are not stupid."
Recommended
"I'm scratching at my wattles for a review, now."
Recommended
"Still a better space agency than the UK."
Recommended
"There's a wolf among us?!"
Recommended
"I hope that's tiger bread."
Recommended
"Zach Braffs finest piece of work, to date."
Recommended
"There's always one in the family."
Recommended
"I've yet to see this "money shot"? Do I need to get closer with my face?"
Recommended
"Egg isn't necessary in a cream pie."
Recommended
"Why would you hard boil a chicken? What sort of madness is this? Hath thou no chickenanity?"
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