So you want to play a relaxing game?
And you want brain tumours?
Now you can have both at the same time!
Nah just kidding, this game i-.....
You actually want brain tumours? Oh my just let me....eh.....alright....
You are an asteroid. You go around and try to smash into other asteroids. You miss 80% of the time as the physics are never in your favour. Sometimes you can get smaller by hitting stuff, and if you hit something that is way bigger than you you die. If you keep hitting things for an hour straight, you become a black hole. Also; brain tumours.
The story doesn't exist. You get random missions from this dot called a Entity. Mission briefing: "Try to go there without being hit by the asteroid storm I throw at you". Basically impossible.
You completed one mission. You are now at the hospital. Your loved ones are standing beside your bed.
"What did you do, Humpfrey?" they will ask.
And you will tell them, with great courage in your voice:
"I'm not sure, I....I just played some Solar 2 and then....:"
And then they will cancel your funeral.
And you will die alone.