Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.
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Data lansării: 11 feb., 2005

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Cumpără Telltale Texas Hold'em

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Despre acest joc

Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.
This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...
  • Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
  • Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
  • Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
  • Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?
Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!

Cerinţe de sistem

    • OS: Windows XP and Vista
    • Processor: 1.5GHz processor
    • Memory: 256MB RAM
    • Graphics: 32MB 3D-accelerated video card
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Et dårlig menneske
( 2.0 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 14 mai
There are over 999999 other poker games, but this one TAKES THE CAKE! The graphics are amazing for it's time, the voice acting is so crisp and clean it actually improves your hearing and the soundtrack is better than Beethoven, DJ Khaled and IceJJFish combined. It has some minor bugs, but you just don't give a ♥♥♥♥ when you're masturbating to the speed of light playing this game. The ending was really sad and heartbreaking... it almost made me cry.

Pros:
+Great voice acting
+Delicious graphics
+Gives meaning to life

Cons:
-Minor bugs
-Lose friends and family
-No DLC's
the_mantisqueen
( 0.2 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 12 martie
I suppose you could say that I accidentally bought this one, as there was a sale on and it was part of a package. I'm not a poker player but I think this is more for a casual player, with some humour injected through tabletalk. Not for me.
Dat Boi
( 0.1 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 29 decembrie, 2015
Very cool to see Telltales first game, Fun fact all other tell tale games use the SAME engine just modified over the years. To be clear this game sucks, but its cool to see telltales start. if the game crashes on startup, or is glitching graphically, go to

(Your Unique directory)\steamapps\common\Telltale Games Poker

and delete "prefs.prop" :)
Nami May
( 0.5 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 4 decembrie, 2015
I gave it a good 30 minutes go but it is really plain and boring compared to other games of the same type.
I enjoyed playing Poker Night 1 and 2, the characters and dialogue made it such an enjoyable game as well as having extra stuff to do such as games, added onto the game being played, this game though, the characters are just bland and boring, and theres only one thing you can play making the experience not very enjoyable at all. Just playing Texas Hold Em plainly would be better since these characters actually annoy me more, especially with the way they look, kinda creepy.

Swager1950
( 4.4 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 21 noiembrie, 2015
Dum game .... waste of space on hardrive !
Nameless
( 0.2 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 14 noiembrie, 2015
So second hand in the tournament Grandma goes all-in, overbetting a $2k pot with about $8k. Old guy folds. I call as I just hit my flush and Theodore insta-overcalls. Grandma flips over 555 and Theodore is surprised to not be ahead with Q high. Grandma hits the full house on the river and triples up.

In short - abysmal AI, horrible graphics, unlikable characters and dialogue that repeats two hands in. Grab the Inventory instead.
Neeble Keebler
( 0.2 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 24 octombrie, 2015
This game is extremely lame. I need to figure out how to return it.
bob5453
( 0.5 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 10 octombrie, 2015
I should have read the reviews, but I only wasted like .74 cents. I played 1 tourney and won and then deleted it from hd. Some games should just be buried under a pile of poo.

Play/buy Poker Night 2 by the same people as it is a great game.
AccidentlyOnPurpose
( 0.5 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 10 octombrie, 2015
2.5/10 - Worth about $0.25

I played this game for 30 minutes. Complete... And I really suck at poker. A single tourny; 5 players. Easy to win.

This game has little replay value since it's so short, basic and easy.

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jonathanw44
( 0.6 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 18 iulie, 2015
I've played several other Telltale games and they all have a high quality to them that doesn't exist here. It is a single table of Poker with boring competitors. I played three tables just to see if anything changes. It doesn't. There is nothing interesting or fun nor are there achievements that may improve it. Do not buy this. Every other Poker game in the world is better and there is NO tale that is told.
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65 din 68 oameni (96%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
4 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 21 aprilie, 2015
Before Poker Night at the Inventory, there was Telltale Texas Hold'em. Not a bad proof of concept, although it's not much more than that.
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31 din 33 oameni (94%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
3 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 18 iulie, 2015
I've played several other Telltale games and they all have a high quality to them that doesn't exist here. It is a single table of Poker with boring competitors. I played three tables just to see if anything changes. It doesn't. There is nothing interesting or fun nor are there achievements that may improve it. Do not buy this. Every other Poker game in the world is better and there is NO tale that is told.
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28 din 36 oameni (78%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
2 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.4 ore înregistrate
Recenzie pre-lansare
Postat: 26 august, 2014
A very cheesy, dull attempt at Poker. You're far better off with the newer Poker games TellTale put out, or practically any other you can find.
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18 din 20 oameni (90%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
5 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.2 ore înregistrate
Postat: 14 iunie, 2015
Like Poker Night at the Inventory, except it's CRAP
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26 din 44 oameni (59%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
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1.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 8 ianuarie, 2014
Telltale Texas Hold 'Em is a fun poker simulator, but is more of a prototype for the sequels than anything else. With no achievements, no DLC, and the exact same players match after match, you're better off playing Poker Night At The Inventory 1 & 2. They are all the same game anyhow.
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12 din 18 oameni (67%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
O persoană a considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.5 ore înregistrate
Postat: 10 octombrie, 2015
2.5/10 - Worth about $0.25

I played this game for 30 minutes. Complete... And I really suck at poker. A single tourny; 5 players. Easy to win.

This game has little replay value since it's so short, basic and easy.

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13 din 21 oameni (62%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
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6.1 ore înregistrate
Postat: 21 decembrie, 2013
Want a Texas Hold 'Em game on Steam where you can make the players shut the hell up? There's probably still something better than this out there, but once you've had your fill of Poker Night content, TTTHE pulls ahead for a mute function and some quick no-frills poker.
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5 din 7 oameni (71%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
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1.2 ore înregistrate
Postat: 23 mai, 2015
A game that was obviously made to jump on the Texas Hold'Em band wagon. Playing two games lets you here most of the dialogue and then it's just not worth playing. If this game is aimed at children, then this is just sad/wrong. If it is aimed at adults, then they haven't done a very good job at all.
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3 din 4 oameni (75%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
O persoană a considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.1 ore înregistrate
Postat: 29 decembrie, 2015
Very cool to see Telltales first game, Fun fact all other tell tale games use the SAME engine just modified over the years. To be clear this game sucks, but its cool to see telltales start. if the game crashes on startup, or is glitching graphically, go to

(Your Unique directory)\steamapps\common\Telltale Games Poker

and delete "prefs.prop" :)
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10 din 18 oameni (56%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
7 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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3.1 ore înregistrate
Postat: 7 mai, 2013
No doubt Telltale's magnum opus.
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