Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.
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Data di rilascio: 11 feb 2005

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Include 21 articoli: Back to the Future: The Game, Bone: Out From Boneville, Bone: The Great Cow Race, Game of Thrones - A Telltale Games Series, Hector: Badge of Carnage - Full Series, Jurassic Park: The Game, Poker Night 2, Poker Night at the Inventory, Puzzle Agent, Puzzle Agent 2, Sam & Max: Season One, Sam & Max: Season Two, Sam & Max: The Devil’s Playhouse , Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: Season 1, Tales from the Borderlands, Tales of Monkey Island Complete Pack, Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em, The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead: 400 Days, The Walking Dead: Season 2, The Wolf Among Us

 

Informazioni sul gioco

Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.
This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...
  • Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
  • Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
  • Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
  • Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?
Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!

Requisiti di sistema

    • OS: Windows XP and Vista
    • Processor: 1.5GHz processor
    • Memory: 256MB RAM
    • Graphics: 32MB 3D-accelerated video card
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Et dårlig menneske
( 2.0 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 14 maggio
There are over 999999 other poker games, but this one TAKES THE CAKE! The graphics are amazing for it's time, the voice acting is so crisp and clean it actually improves your hearing and the soundtrack is better than Beethoven, DJ Khaled and IceJJFish combined. It has some minor bugs, but you just don't give a ♥♥♥♥ when you're masturbating to the speed of light playing this game. The ending was really sad and heartbreaking... it almost made me cry.

Pros:
+Great voice acting
+Delicious graphics
+Gives meaning to life

Cons:
-Minor bugs
-Lose friends and family
-No DLC's
the_mantisqueen
( 0.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 12 marzo
I suppose you could say that I accidentally bought this one, as there was a sale on and it was part of a package. I'm not a poker player but I think this is more for a casual player, with some humour injected through tabletalk. Not for me.
Dat Boi
( 0.1 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 29 dicembre 2015
Very cool to see Telltales first game, Fun fact all other tell tale games use the SAME engine just modified over the years. To be clear this game sucks, but its cool to see telltales start. if the game crashes on startup, or is glitching graphically, go to

(Your Unique directory)\steamapps\common\Telltale Games Poker

and delete "prefs.prop" :)
Nami May
( 0.5 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 4 dicembre 2015
I gave it a good 30 minutes go but it is really plain and boring compared to other games of the same type.
I enjoyed playing Poker Night 1 and 2, the characters and dialogue made it such an enjoyable game as well as having extra stuff to do such as games, added onto the game being played, this game though, the characters are just bland and boring, and theres only one thing you can play making the experience not very enjoyable at all. Just playing Texas Hold Em plainly would be better since these characters actually annoy me more, especially with the way they look, kinda creepy.

Swager1950
( 4.4 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 21 novembre 2015
Dum game .... waste of space on hardrive !
Nameless
( 0.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 14 novembre 2015
So second hand in the tournament Grandma goes all-in, overbetting a $2k pot with about $8k. Old guy folds. I call as I just hit my flush and Theodore insta-overcalls. Grandma flips over 555 and Theodore is surprised to not be ahead with Q high. Grandma hits the full house on the river and triples up.

In short - abysmal AI, horrible graphics, unlikable characters and dialogue that repeats two hands in. Grab the Inventory instead.
Neeble Keebler
( 0.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 24 ottobre 2015
This game is extremely lame. I need to figure out how to return it.
bob5453
( 0.5 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 10 ottobre 2015
I should have read the reviews, but I only wasted like .74 cents. I played 1 tourney and won and then deleted it from hd. Some games should just be buried under a pile of poo.

Play/buy Poker Night 2 by the same people as it is a great game.
AccidentlyOnPurpose
( 0.5 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 10 ottobre 2015
2.5/10 - Worth about $0.25

I played this game for 30 minutes. Complete... And I really suck at poker. A single tourny; 5 players. Easy to win.

This game has little replay value since it's so short, basic and easy.

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CUPooUT
( 0.7 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 21 luglio 2015
il prototipo di un gioco di texas hold 'em molto basilare: un solo tavolo, quattro avversari con abbastanza frasi di contorno. preso con la telltale collection, è il loro primo gioco e anche lui fa parte della loro fase di crescita, ma non lo consiglio.
jonathanw44
( 0.6 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 18 luglio 2015
I've played several other Telltale games and they all have a high quality to them that doesn't exist here. It is a single table of Poker with boring competitors. I played three tables just to see if anything changes. It doesn't. There is nothing interesting or fun nor are there achievements that may improve it. Do not buy this. Every other Poker game in the world is better and there is NO tale that is told.
domejandro
( 0.1 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 4 luglio 2015
An attempt to create a humourus, Texas Hold'em experience, Telltale's rendition of the famous card game is painfully outdated. Though poor graphics and awkward pacing is fully understandable from a game released during the early months of 2005, the dialogue is cringe-worthy at best, coming off more desperate than amusing. The continuous commentary from the opposing characters simply feels clunky and unnecessary, forcing the player to click through the dialogue. In addition, increasing the number of a bet, as far as I am aware, requires clicking the "Increase" button multiple times, as the game does not provide a slider to change the number that you wish to bet.

I have great admiration for Telltale Games' quality in their more recent releases, but this game simply is unable to keep up with newer, and cheaper renditions of Texas Hold'em.

Definitely pass on purchasing this product.
paindoyté
( 0.4 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 1 luglio 2015
telltale why
The cake is a zero-sum game
( 0.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 14 giugno 2015
Like Poker Night at the Inventory, except it's CRAP
AJdapro
( 0.7 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 12 giugno 2015
10/10.

Would marry Grandma again.
my parent has rules
( 0.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 12 giugno 2015
this game changed my life for the better the voice acting was biutifel and the charachter devolopment was great and when i lost it made me feel like i lost in the real

i r80 gr80 friendo

10?10
Silver Fox Slurper
( 0.1 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 11 giugno 2015
Gripping poker experience blended with impeccable storytelling. This game encouraged me to challange my inebriated grandmother to a match of Texas Hold 'Em, needless to say with the skills I acquired from this first person, RTS, WW-1 style game, I came out on top.
+Great character models & dialogue (You really get to know them... even if they all look like fleshy gumbies)
+Only 70 euros on a good day
-I have no ♥♥♥♥ing friends.
Ithaqua
( 0.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 29 maggio 2015
Pro:
Starter poker game
Cartoony graphics
Price
My TV has the specs to run this game .... heck my blender may be able to run it.

Con:
Same opponents
Dated
Gets boring really fast

Overall:
5/10 Get this on sale for under $2.
The Wizard
( 1.2 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 23 maggio 2015
A game that was obviously made to jump on the Texas Hold'Em band wagon. Playing two games lets you here most of the dialogue and then it's just not worth playing. If this game is aimed at children, then this is just sad/wrong. If it is aimed at adults, then they haven't done a very good job at all.
JonesR
( 0.8 ore in totale )
Pubblicata: 21 aprile 2015
Before Poker Night at the Inventory, there was Telltale Texas Hold'em. Not a bad proof of concept, although it's not much more than that.
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0.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 29 dicembre 2015
Very cool to see Telltales first game, Fun fact all other tell tale games use the SAME engine just modified over the years. To be clear this game sucks, but its cool to see telltales start. if the game crashes on startup, or is glitching graphically, go to

(Your Unique directory)\steamapps\common\Telltale Games Poker

and delete "prefs.prop" :)
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63 persone su 66 (95%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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0.8 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 21 aprile 2015
Before Poker Night at the Inventory, there was Telltale Texas Hold'em. Not a bad proof of concept, although it's not much more than that.
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0.6 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 18 luglio 2015
I've played several other Telltale games and they all have a high quality to them that doesn't exist here. It is a single table of Poker with boring competitors. I played three tables just to see if anything changes. It doesn't. There is nothing interesting or fun nor are there achievements that may improve it. Do not buy this. Every other Poker game in the world is better and there is NO tale that is told.
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0.4 ore in totale
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Pubblicata: 26 agosto 2014
A very cheesy, dull attempt at Poker. You're far better off with the newer Poker games TellTale put out, or practically any other you can find.
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0.2 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 14 giugno 2015
Like Poker Night at the Inventory, except it's CRAP
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1.6 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 8 gennaio 2014
Telltale Texas Hold 'Em is a fun poker simulator, but is more of a prototype for the sequels than anything else. With no achievements, no DLC, and the exact same players match after match, you're better off playing Poker Night At The Inventory 1 & 2. They are all the same game anyhow.
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0.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 10 ottobre 2015
2.5/10 - Worth about $0.25

I played this game for 30 minutes. Complete... And I really suck at poker. A single tourny; 5 players. Easy to win.

This game has little replay value since it's so short, basic and easy.

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6.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 21 dicembre 2013
Want a Texas Hold 'Em game on Steam where you can make the players shut the hell up? There's probably still something better than this out there, but once you've had your fill of Poker Night content, TTTHE pulls ahead for a mute function and some quick no-frills poker.
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5 persone su 7 (71%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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1.2 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 23 maggio 2015
A game that was obviously made to jump on the Texas Hold'Em band wagon. Playing two games lets you here most of the dialogue and then it's just not worth playing. If this game is aimed at children, then this is just sad/wrong. If it is aimed at adults, then they haven't done a very good job at all.
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3.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 7 maggio 2013
No doubt Telltale's magnum opus.
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12 persone su 22 (55%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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0.7 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 13 agosto 2014
Telltale texas Hold Em is the first game from the people that gave us amazing expierences Like The Walking Dead and The Wolf Among Us but will you want to play this game. Right off the bat this is not a story driven expierence this is a poker game in the style of Poker Night without the popular charecters (excluding one). Essiantly you are The player and youre gonna play a poker match with a Grandma, Ted,Borris and Harry. So how is this classic ? Its quite decent and its quite fun to play. But it has a few quirks as well. Well right off the bat if you want the same expierence as Poker Night just skip this title right off the bat because its not as good as those other games and of course theres no rewards for playing this game. Now for the good. The game is Hilarious. The jokes are sometimes laugh out loud funny and sometimes not so much. Now the game is a simple Texas Hold em game and its fun to play even though there arent more modes to play. Now for the bad. The AI is so stupid you can pretty much win the game going all in. Because the game almost always gives the Ai bad cards and you get the best ones. Graphiclly this game isnt nothing too special but its still a decent game. Theres also a well know bug where the gave will give you better cards than the AI but they wills still win with the lower cards. Overall Telltale Texas Hold Em is a fun poker game even though its nothing too special. Overall this game is worth full price for fans of telltale and fans of poker but if your neither of that just wait for a price drop. I give Telltale Texas Hold 'Em a 7.5/10
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0.2 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 12 giugno 2015
this game changed my life for the better the voice acting was biutifel and the charachter devolopment was great and when i lost it made me feel like i lost in the real

i r80 gr80 friendo

10?10
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0.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 26 dicembre 2014
This game was Telltale's first game, and it's atrocious. Makes you wonder how they managed to become successful years later.
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18.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 13 luglio 2012
It like hold-em with a little texas involved.
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0.7 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 18 gennaio 2012
I only got this game as it came in a deal with other Telltale games but I thought it might be interesting to learn how to play poker. The tutorial pop ups are not that helpful and the full rules are only explained in text in the menu. After I got the hang of it I suppose it is vaguely entertaining but poker seems to me to be a really boring game. I'm not sure if you are a seasoned poker player that it might prove more enjoyable but I don't know how the AI stacks up against real opponents. So I would avoid this one.
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5 persone su 10 (50%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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10.4 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 13 aprile 2013
Telltale Texas Hold'em is a poker video game released by Telltale Games. It was their first game and is so far the only game by Telltale Games to use solely original characters rather than licensed ones. The game was insinuated by Telltale Games before release when they stated that they would release a mini game or two before the announcement of their first big adventure game. Telltale Texas Hold'Em was released by Telltale to examine the benefits of digital distribution. The game would serve as the basis for Telltale's second poker game, Poker Night at the Inventory.
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17 persone su 35 (49%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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0.2 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 30 giugno 2014
It's basically "Poker Night 0". It's a passable poker game, but I recommend getting it only if you have Poker Night 1 & 2 already, and this one is on sale.
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0.4 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 6 febbraio 2015
Ok i just wanna say that i got this game for free in a budle and i greatful for geting 19 telltale games for free, but this one is just a pile of dog ♥♥♥♥ inside of a goat's ♥♥♥ within a t-rex's ♥♥♥♥! it's fun too play some video game poker but this game has a horrible cast of poker players i've ever seen. the old lady is just planly creepy as hell, the guy with the mustache just get's boring within 2 mins of the game, the bald guy is just a @$$hole, but the worse one yet in the ugly ♥♥♥♥er with big @$$ jaw, his get so annoying, and eveything he has too say in his dumb ♥♥♥♥ of a voice has no humor or point whats so ever. look if you like poker games then just buy Poker Night at the Inventory or Poker Night 2, those games are fun, With way more better poker players, TF2 items to win, and in-game stuff you can get! Don't buy this game.
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0.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 11 giugno 2015
Gripping poker experience blended with impeccable storytelling. This game encouraged me to challange my inebriated grandmother to a match of Texas Hold 'Em, needless to say with the skills I acquired from this first person, RTS, WW-1 style game, I came out on top.
+Great character models & dialogue (You really get to know them... even if they all look like fleshy gumbies)
+Only 70 euros on a good day
-I have no ♥♥♥♥ing friends.
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6 persone su 13 (46%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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0.7 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 12 giugno 2015
10/10.

Would marry Grandma again.
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