Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles. This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.
User reviews: Mixed (39 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 11, 2005
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About This Game

Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.
This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...
  • Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
  • Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
  • Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
  • Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?
Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows XP and Vista
    • Processor: 1.5GHz processor
    • Memory: 256MB RAM
    • Graphics: 32MB 3D-accelerated video card
Helpful customer reviews
14 of 14 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: April 21
Before Poker Night at the Inventory, there was Telltale Texas Hold'em. Not a bad proof of concept, although it's not much more than that.
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 11
Gripping poker experience blended with impeccable storytelling. This game encouraged me to challange my inebriated grandmother to a match of Texas Hold 'Em, needless to say with the skills I acquired from this first person, RTS, WW-1 style game, I came out on top.
+Great character models & dialogue (You really get to know them... even if they all look like fleshy gumbies)
+Only 70 euros on a good day
-I have no ♥♥♥♥ing friends.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
this game changed my life for the better the voice acting was biutifel and the charachter devolopment was great and when i lost it made me feel like i lost in the real

i r80 gr80 friendo

10?10
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
10/10.

Would marry Grandma again.
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19 of 26 people (73%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 26, 2014
Pre-Release Review
A very cheesy, dull attempt at Poker. You're far better off with the newer Poker games TellTale put out, or practically any other you can find.
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