Indsendt: 20. december 2014
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I am a SEGA certified Pro Bass Fisherman, and I’ve been on numerous secret fishing trips to Europe and the moon and ♥♥♥♥, and I have over 300 confirmed catches with a monster record of 500 lbs that I reeled in with 1 hand tied behind my back. I am trained in master bass fishery and I’m the top bass fisher in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another target, a trophy. I will out cast the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with talking ♥♥♥♥ about my bass fishing over the Internet? You can't even catch a minnow. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pro bass fisherman across the USA and your trophy records are being destroyed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life in bass fishing. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out cast you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my easy lure. Not only am I extensively trained in bass fishing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pro bass fishing lures and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off any sort of leaderboard, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what pro bass fishing your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re losing ranks, you god damn idiot. I will cast all over you and you will drown in the amount of bass I reel in. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing done, kiddo.