Live your wildest dreams by splurging on insane amounts of cash you wouldn't have in real life. Play for random number generated loot that is a reflection of the meaningless nature of this game and everything surrounding it.
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Very Positive (709) - 89% of the 709 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Sep 14, 2017

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October 9, 2017


Hey people!

The hype for the game has died down, so it's the perfect time to introduce a new update. This has been long overdue, but I added some crucial stuff.

Lucid once to get FOUR NEW CARD TYPES. Not available until you lucid once.

Savedata is better optimized so it doesn't lag the game. THIS. So now you can play longer than 1 hour. Or 20 minutes.

Open ALL BUTTON. (HIGHLY REQUESTED FEATURETTE) Opening all cards at once instead of clicking 4 times. For the people who really want to get through the game quickly

Note: the four new cards don't have a use yet. (can't be sold or used anywhere) But sit tight, they will when I figure it out.


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About This Game


Who doesn't love shelling out $60 for a season pass when the original game is $40? Or what about grinding chests to get the perfect loot you want? Or getting that non-gameplay enhancing cosmetic that has a 1/6000 unlock chance? Save your money with the free to play game Microtransactions Simulator

A twist on the classical clicker style game where you unlock achievements, get better loot, sell loot, and upgrade your shop.

Yet to Come:

  • Quests with loot
  • More achievements
  • More loot types (not only cards)
  • Useless stuff

Music made by:
Michael Brock Li

System Requirements

Mac OS X
    • OS: Window 2000
    • Processor: bounded between airplane engine and umbrella
    • Memory: 150 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Anything
    • Storage: 75 MB available space
    • Processor: power pc
    • OS: better than os lion
    • Processor: banana
    • Memory: 8 GB 1600 MHz DDR3 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Anything
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
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