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Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bound on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and a wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.
Release Date: Dec 2, 2003
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Meet the Lionhearts.

A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bound on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and a wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.

  • Navigate through a richly entertaining story with your smack-talkin' partners in crime.
  • Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
  • Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the World's Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.
  • Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
  • Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 2000, XP or Vista
    • Processor: Pentium III 1GHz or AMD Athlon 1GHz
    • Memory: 256 RAM
    • Graphics: 32 MB 3D graphics card with Hardware Transform and Lighting (T&L) Compatibility
    • DirectX®: DirectX 9.0b
    • Hard Drive: 4.5 GB of free hard drive space
    • Sound: 100% DirectX9.0 compatible Audio Device
Helpful customer reviews
8 of 9 people (89%) found this review helpful
444 products in account
71 reviews
0.9 hrs on record
A good Lucas Arts third person shooter. From the zanny characters to the intense gunplay, there's a lot to like. The story is unexpectedly weak, and gameplay involves destorying spawn points that will spew enemies until destroyed. However, I whole-heartedly recommend this game, and only wish there was more to say about it.
Here's gameplay: http://youtu.be/_VPhpvtNU74
Posted: February 27th, 2014
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
193 products in account
12 reviews
6.1 hrs on record
You get to shoot sharks out of a gun. Seriously buy this game it's campy, fun, albeit short. Get it and have a few larks
Posted: February 6th, 2014
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
167 products in account
9 reviews
8.5 hrs on record
I bought this game just for Sharks.
Posted: May 30th, 2014
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
142 products in account
3 reviews
5.1 hrs on record
DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Posted: July 16th, 2014
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15 of 18 people (83%) found this review helpful
208 products in account
12 reviews
6.4 hrs on record
Awsome game, the story is hilarious, the characters are hilarious and the gameplay is mediocre. 6.5/10
Posted: January 11th, 2014
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