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Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bound on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and a wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.
Release Date: Dec 2, 2003
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Meet the Lionhearts.

A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bound on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and a wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.

  • Navigate through a richly entertaining story with your smack-talkin' partners in crime.
  • Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
  • Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the World's Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.
  • Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
  • Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 2000, XP or Vista
    • Processor: Pentium III 1GHz or AMD Athlon 1GHz
    • Memory: 256 RAM
    • Graphics: 32 MB 3D graphics card with Hardware Transform and Lighting (T&L) Compatibility
    • DirectX®: DirectX 9.0b
    • Hard Drive: 4.5 GB of free hard drive space
    • Sound: 100% DirectX9.0 compatible Audio Device
Helpful customer reviews
4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
16 products in account
8 reviews
1.3 hrs on record
For me, this was one of those "Oh snap! I played this as a kid and it was AMAZING, let's play it again!"
aaaaaand then I realize that it hasn't quite aged very well. Don't get me wrong though, this is still a positive review. I'm just being honest with myself. It looks pretty muddy, the controls aren't that great and overall? We've just done much better in the realm of 3rd Person FPS games since then.
HOWEVER. It is still a hilariously original game with memorable characters (the tea drinking, british centurion robot is my favorite) and it's still very playable. If you want to revist some nostalgia? I say it's worth the price. If you've never played it before, you'll probably be a hate-it-or-love-it type of person. It might be too archiac for you or it might be just right.
For me? it's a classic gem that may not have aged super well, but it's still an entertaining and memorable experience.
Posted: July 26th, 2014
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
177 products in account
10 reviews
8.5 hrs on record
I bought this game just for Sharks.
Posted: May 30th, 2014
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2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful
165 products in account
4 reviews
5.6 hrs on record
DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Posted: July 16th, 2014
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13 of 14 people (93%) found this review helpful
465 products in account
75 reviews
0.9 hrs on record
A good Lucas Arts third person shooter. From the zanny characters to the intense gunplay, there's a lot to like. The story is unexpectedly weak, and gameplay involves destorying spawn points that will spew enemies until destroyed. However, I whole-heartedly recommend this game, and only wish there was more to say about it.
Here's gameplay: http://youtu.be/_VPhpvtNU74
Posted: February 27th, 2014
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16 of 20 people (80%) found this review helpful
208 products in account
13 reviews
6.4 hrs on record
Awsome game, the story is hilarious, the characters are hilarious and the gameplay is mediocre. 6.5/10
Posted: January 11th, 2014
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