Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
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October 16, 2017

THINK OF THE CHILDREN ARRIVES ON OCTOBER 19

Hey proud parents!

Think of the Children will be launching this week on Windows PC. Get it on Steam and digital stores on:

Thursday, 19th of October, 8am PDT!

Jammed Up Studios and Surprise Attack Games would like to extend our warmest thank yous to everyone who participated in the Think of the Children open beta. We would not have been able to do it without your amazing feedback and support. THANK YOU!

Wishlist Think of the Children right now and follow the game on twitter at @TOTCGame.

Ready... Set... PARENT!







To talk about the Think of the Children open beta, and all other Surprise Attack games, make sure you join the Surprise Attack Community on Discord. Testing opportunities, first looks, developer chats and giveaways are waiting for you!
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September 13, 2017

ANNOUNCING THINK OF THE CHILDREN'S OPEN BETA!



From September 18th to October 2nd Surprise Attack and Jammed Up Studios will be running an open beta for Think of the Children! The beta includes the first three levels of the game, along with the ability to customise parents and children. You'll be able to play with 1-4 players via local co-op.

But you're probably asking, how can I get my hands on these magical keys?!

  1. Sign up at thinkofthechildrengame.com
  2. Wait patiently. . .
  3. Receive keys starting from 18 September (codes are being distributed in waves)

Easier than parenting!

Don't forget you can wishlist Think of the Children right now and follow the game on twitter at @TOTCGame.

Ready.. Set... PARENT!



To talk about the Think of the Children open beta, and all other Surprise Attack games, make sure you join the Surprise Attack Community on Discord. Testing opportunities, first looks, developer chats and giveaways are waiting for you!
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About This Game



Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players.

Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards.

Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail.

Multi-tasking mayhem

There’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.

Parenting is hard

To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive!

Nowhere is safe

The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.

All kinds of families welcome

Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: 3.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce 8800 or Radeon® HD4800 series, 512 MB of memory
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Quad Core Intel or AMD
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVidia GTX 460 or Radeon® HD 5770, 1 GB of memory
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1500 MB available space
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