The fact that steam even had the guts to ask me if I wanted to reccomend this game offended me greatly. WHY WOULD I NOT RECOMMEND IT?!?!?! It has taken me years to build up the courage to play this game and boldly go where no man that is myself has gone before! First of all, the game is simple. It's easy to learn, the tutorial takes like 45 seconds and you feel lke a Flotilla master! At first glance, I was confused. I asked myself what is it's purpose? Whats the story? How do I quickscope? And all these questions were answered well along the way within the first few minutes. The purpose is to not die, build the most greatest Flotilla in the galaxy along the greatest, wacky, fun-for-the-whole-family, space adventure! The story is built along the way, each planet you travel to has a new encounter which ranges from going to a party with your harty crew and becoming THE FREAKING KAREOKE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, or to meeting the all Might Godess Afrodita riding a god damn unicorn, ripping your eye out and giving you a bad ♥♥♥ gauntlet! The possibilities are truly endless and no adventure s the same. It's addicting, and encourages you to throw your life away and become the FLOTILLA MASTER RACE! All in all please buy this game, buy it again and again until you have no money, no job, no love life, no house, no life, just... Flotilla...
12/10 - Would become a scorcerer, find a spell to turn this game into a human being, and marry.
P.S. - You cannot quickscope ;)
Αναρτήθηκε: 2 Ιουλίου 2014