Beans is a sardonic 'tycoon' simulation game about hipsters running a coffee shop replete with dismal puns, coffee, chiptunes, and mystery!
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Jun 30, 2017
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October 18

The Fall of Beansylvania... out Today!

Hey all!

We just launched Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania! It's a free expansion and extra level for Halloween. It includes one new Steam achievement!

We're excited for you to try to stop the evil Duke Covfefe of Bottum from destroying Beansylvania! Ruby will have to serve coffee (surprise surprise) to a village of undead caffeine zombies!



We've also included a new trailer and screenshots - we hope you'll check them out.

Happy Halloween!
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September 6

Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania

Hey everyone!

Thanks for being here and supporting Beans! We're so happy you've taken the time to play our little game.

We're excited to announce Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania!



Coming in late October, just in time for our favorite holiday, Beansylvania is a *FREE* update that will add an additional spoopy side quest where Ruby must defeat a mysterious undead long lost cousin, or uncle, or something. We're not sure.

In any case, there will be candy corn, pumpkin spice, bad costumes, and even worse puns. We hope you'll stay tuned and check it out!

Also, we wanted to remind you that the Screenshot function is now working! Hit F12 in game, and submit your shot to the community! We'd love to see your stores!

Thanks guys!

M, M, & K
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About This Game



We have worked tirelessly to create this Glib Activity Management Escapism: or G.A.M.E. for short. Quickly! Before your short finite existence on this small wet rock hurtling around the sun ends you can find new meaning for yourself by playing this G.A.M.E. Or at least have some fun for a while and chase away the specter of your own mortality with about five hours of "polished" simulation "fun".

Live the Dream!

Create your own coffee shop and grow it to a franchise! Will your brand sell overpriced fancy coffee in a luxurious shop or will you provide organic free-range donuts surrounded by comfy second-hand furniture? It’s all up to you! Customize and build your brand and take it all the way to the big leagues!

Experiment and Unlock!

Create and combine ingredients to find over 200 drink and food recipes that even the customers didn’t know they wanted. From something as simple as an espresso to taste bud abominations like the Bagelcino! It’s your imagination versus your patrons’ stomachs in a caffeine-fueled endurance match.

Manage Like A Boss!

Hire staff and train them to barista mastery. Create a motley crew of surfers, baristas, hipsters, and giant autonomous mechs to make your franchise dream come true!

Thrill!

Follow Ruby through a story of murder, betrayal, redemption, and well, coffee. Thrust into the spotlight you have been given the chance of a lifetime - prove yourself as an exceptional business mogul and win the inheritance of the Coffeebottom Estate. That is if you can survive the competition. *Cue Dramatic Music*

Put Your Skills to the Test!

Crazy events will require you to be ready to change up your gameplay on the fly. Did a tour bus full of seniors just park outside? Or did you decide to host local bands for a jam session? New customers are flooding in and the lines are long and customers are getting impatient and are out about to leave! Identify what the customers want and deliver it. Give your employees new orders, set out more chairs and tables, put more on your menu, and get those sweet sweet tips! That master's degree isn't going to pay for itself!

Move on and Create New and Different Restaurants!

If you can build and manage your coffee shop well enough you can move on to bigger challenges in more lucrative locations that may require strategic planning on your part. Will you run a coffee shop on a university campus the same way you would in a busy shopping center? It’s up to you to brew your own destiny, but six unique bosses may stand between you and coffee riches!

Who Has Time For Paragraphs? Not You!

  • Coffee Shop Simulation Fun!
  • Manage a restaurant with as much, or as little screaming as you like!
  • Buy and place over 200 pieces of furniture and decor, you crazy interior decorator, you.
  • Hire, train, and subsequently abuse employees!
  • Invest in over 50 caffeine-pumping appliances to give people their fix!
  • Experiment and research over 200 recipes that will whet your appetite or turn your stomach!
  • Host events and watch your employees' sanity etch away with every passing moment!
  • Build your brand by opening new stores in new strategic locations!
  • Follow a fun story of greed, betrayal, murder, redemption, and above all coffee!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP Service Pack 3 or Better
    • Processor: 1 GHz Processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL Supported Graphics Adapter
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 64-Bit or Newer
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia or AMD with at least 512MB VRAM and OpenGL 2.0+
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 750 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OSX 10
    • Processor: 1 GHz Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL Supported Graphics Adapter
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Safari 8
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OSX 10
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL Supported Graphics Adapter
    • Storage: 750 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Safari 8 or Newer

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