Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and most of all - fighting the stress of your position by smoking your pipe and any other available
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Mostly Positive (12 reviews) - 75% of the 12 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (335 reviews) - 90% of the 335 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Sep 8, 2016

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December 22, 2016

Christmas and New Year update

  • The New Year mode is enabled from Dec, 22 and until Jan, 7!
    Stalin now has a Christmas tree, a new hat and he's drinking champagne instead of vodka to celebrate the New Year!
  • Fixed bug with the Endless mode

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November 23, 2016

Thanksgiving update!

American colleagues sent us a present. Of course their imperialist holidays are completely alien to our people. But I will not refuse a good turkey! The question is, can we trust them?

  • added a new seasonal hat and a Thanksgiving Turkey item - eat it to reduce stress but be prepared to throw it away if something goes wrong!
  • few minor balance tweaks

Edit:
  • it is now easier to see that you can disable the Thanksgiving mode in the main menu

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About This Game

Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and most of all - fighting the stress of your position by smoking your pipe and any other available means!

Features:

  • directly control your arms to move things around and interact with them
  • smoke your pipe to reduce stress and prevent shaking hands
  • set of useful tools and annoying distractions
  • story mode that unlocks more items to use
  • endless mode to challenge yourself and your friends for high score

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 1GB dedicated
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
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