What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just sign up for? Let me lay it on you like that ♥♥♥♥♥ that told you she's pregnant and it's yours (I'm kidding, like any woman would sleep with your ugly mug). THIS...this ♥♥♥♥♥ is Beat Hazard where there's nothing but particle effects in your eyes. Not prone to siezures? ♥♥♥♥ yeah you are, you'll get one eventually.
Picture this: You just signed up for the Galactic Ship army to impress everyone back home on your home planet. Suddenly, you realize you suck ♥♥♥ at flying space ships and you're entire fleet has been destroyed because of your dumbass inability to keep formation. Stupid ♥♥♥ move you dumb lug, but there's hope: just go ahead and stand up to the entire enemy fleet with just one ship, a ♥♥♥♥ ton of unlimited ammo (oxymoron ftw) and your favorite tunes. Go out in a blaze of glory while blazing a Joint and blairing your horrid music. Seriously, if you haven't listened to my reviews buy this game, ♥♥♥♥♥es will flock to you like seagulls.