FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PLAY THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥!
Incosistent controls, you walk like you have first degree diahreea. Horrible shooting mechanics. A BIZILLION insta-kill scenarios, you have to wait for the elevator to COMPLETELY STOP, because a 2 foot drop will INSTA KILL YOU! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE! The ♥♥♥♥ing menus are a MESS, it takes you literally FIVE BLOODY SECONDS to switch from one settings menu to the other, because of the stupid animations they implemented. The sliders are in fact useless, since they don't work as sliders, thy have like 10 FIXED locations, then why in the ♥♥♥♥ would you make it a slider in the first place!? Unskippable cutscenes. When you walk then suddenly crouch you perform the most annoying LONG-♥♥♥ knee slide like : http://youtu.be/jX_KI7-ATcA?t=7s
... WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!? I got it for 70 cents, WORST 70 CENTS I EVER SPENT! I would've had TONS more fun if I just took those 70 cents and tossed them at birds, one cent at a time.