Sloths. Pizza. Chaos. Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars is the fast-paced multiplayer competitive twin-stick shooter of your slothy dreams & the sequel to Battlesloths. Compete with up to 4 human players or AI sloths. Use a myriad of weaponry to destroy your enemies in a quest to... EAT. ALL. PIZZA!
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Positive (22 reviews) - 90% of the 22 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Jun 6, 2017

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July 11

Big Update! New Levels! Mayan Mutant Sewers of Slouth America! Moar Hats!



It's here! The Sloths are venturing deep down into the dank sewers of Central Slouth America... There are three new levels within the new location and tons of new hats to fight over and unlock! More fun to come.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/459350/Battlesloths_2025_The_Great_Pizza_Wars/

Complete breakdown of the update below!

Are you ready for the Changelist??

  • 3 new levels in a brand new biome, Mayan Sewers!
  • Adding a bunch of new hats to unlock! Including the Acheivement Hunter Mr. Diddles! He has two watches and he's ashamed of being a diddler, but he's also a champion at it.
  • The Mutant Sewers feature a brand new hazard, rushing water that can push and destroy sloths and slices.
  • Fixes timed game modes not finishing.
  • Sprucing up the Hat Unlock animation with a few SFX to randomize between
  • Bots can only equip normal hats now. No more Golden Hats for you dirty theiving AI bots!





- Invisible Collective & Rooster Teeth Games

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July 6

Single Player Challenge Mode Added!



To celebrate the kick-off of RTX Austin, the Slo-Bots are back in town and they have 30 brand new challenges just for you, with tons of opportunities to earn more hats!

We've been hard at work preparing for our FREE 'Pizza Party' weekend that runs through July 9th! Try the game, wage war on the Slo-Bots, eat all the pizza and unlock some hats!



We've also made a bunch of improvements, additions and fixes to the game...

Changelist below!

  • Adding 30 Player Challenges, new ui and achievements!
  • Fixing jawbreaker hazard in Cake World, with slices rendering and networking issues
  • Reclaim slice match option added, slices matching your team will be reclaimed by player instead of picked up to return to base
  • Tuned laser rifle. turn speed doubled. turn on cost lowered from .25 to .1
  • Localization udate to support challenges and other features.
  • Credits fixed.
  • Spacing out sloth intro better so names show correctly.
  • Adding a few more loading screen tips...
  • Pizza goal shows target goals as "x/targetPoints"
  • Setting default button state for game mode.
  • Fixing hats in dance animatinos.
  • Dress up for the level hazard information area.

Spread the word and invite your friends to play online with you! This FREE weekend won't last forever.

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About This Game

Sloths. Pizza. Chaos.

Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars is the fast-paced multiplayer competitive twin-stick shooter of your slothy dreams, and the sequel to the original multiplayer smash hit Battlesloths. Compete with up to 4 human players or play against some tough as nails AI sloths should you be short of friends. Use a myriad of weaponry, each with their own strategies, to destroy your enemies in a quest to collect the most pizza.

With 20 unique weapons, 4 game modes, customizable battle settings, team vs. options, free for all, a nuke and more hats than you can fit on 700 sloth's heads; you’ll have plenty to do as you train to become the ultimate gun-toting, hoverboarding, pizza eating sloth on the block! Revel in the silliness of the slothpacalypse, shoot everything that moves and start hoarding pizza!

With Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars, sloth gaming has been re-defined. It's now bigger, better and coming soon; with more weapons, hats, and tons of fresh levels!

System Requirements

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    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft® Windows® Vista / 7 / 8 / 10
    • Processor: 1.6GHz processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card with at least 256MB of video memory
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Optional - Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or Direct Input compatible controller
    Recommended:
    • OS: Microsoft® Windows® 8 or 10
    • Processor: 2GHz processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card with 512MB or more of video memory
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Optional - Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or Direct Input compatible controller
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X Snow Leopard 10.6 or later
    • Processor: 1.2GHz processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 2.1+
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Optional - Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or Direct Input compatible controller + tattiebogle drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X El Capitan 10.11
    • Processor: 2 GHz processor or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.0+
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Optional - Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or Direct Input compatible controller + tattiebogle drivers
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.04 (and newer)
    • Processor: Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM3.0 (or later) Graphics Card
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Optional - Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or Direct Input compatible controller
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.10 (and newer)
    • Processor: Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM3.0 (or later) Graphics Card
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Optional - Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or Direct Input compatible controller
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