Every once in a while, I open Steam and am instantly hit with a sense of absolute peace. The feeling, indescribable. There is absolutely no better game in the whole of human history. I had sought the best game for years but could not find it; this was gifted to me by a friend. I put on my Fedora in anticipation as I booted up the game and when the title appeared I came buckets. The Graphics are real-life-tier and the story is better written than Shakespeare's Hamlet and Homer's Odyssey combined. The gameplay mirrors exactly what being a horse-breeder is all about. I wept pure hot tears. This game made me abandon Atheism, for when I played it for the first time, I was convinced that there was a god. Pure Euphoria rushed through my veins as I made Horses breed. I quit my job, left my wife, and abandoned my kids to play this game non-stop. Empires rose and fell, miracles happened, dreams came true, JFK was assassinated and reborn in Nigeria, but nothing could convince me to stop playing.
Every once in a while you get the chance to play a game that sets the bar for everything else. This game will forever be the one by which all others are measured. I've considered on several occasions cryogenically freezing myself, because absolutely nothing else in this world could possibly top the experience I had while playing what will come to be known as the ultimate masterpiece of human intelligence. I am 100% fully convinced that I can say with absolute certainty that this is the peak of everything in human history and that everything else you will ever do will only be a complete and utter disappointment in comparison.
Geplaatst: 13 februari 2014