This is a clicking adventure that simulates the real-life tapping of a Mayo Jar! You will unveil its story and (maybe) you will learn from it!
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Mostly Positive (68 reviews) - 77% of the 68 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (1,706 reviews) - 82% of the 1,706 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 15, 2016

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February 29

We are doing moar stuff!!

We are working in a MAYOr update for the game, be patient and open yourself.

While you wait though, why not take a looksee at a little summin’ we’ve prepared, just for you! My Name is Mayo - Hyper Sexy Swag Double Trouble Late Winter 2016 Collection is available now! Go wild and get a T-Shirt, maybe they will cheer you up?




Click here to visit the Store!

Whether you find meaning in the game, or more reasons to hate humanity, we are proud that you chose the mayo way.

The Green Lava Team


http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=635594896

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About This Game

If you are looking for a next generation gameplay experience and an engrossing open world environment...!!! Well, this is not that game... This is the touching story about a Mayo Jar.

This is a clicking adventure that simulates the real-life tapping of a Mayo Jar! You will unveil its story and (maybe) you will learn from it, while you unlock 50 achievements!!

Key Features


  • Unlock Random Facts!
  • Discover the 4 different stories!
  • Unlock 50 unique achievements!
  • Collect the hand-made Steam Trading Cards!
  • Compete with your friends and the world with the online leaderboard!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 9 or even 10
    • Processor: An OK one
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Anything that can run solitaire.
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Whatevs
    Recommended:
    • OS: 11?
    • Processor: The Best one
    • Memory: 1024 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Seriously, anything that can run solitaire.
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 100000 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Whatevs is better
    • Additional Notes: *Mayonnaise overconsumption may be hazardous to your health*
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「CYANiDE」uzzu
0.9 hrs
Posted: August 25
my mom found out that i was masterbating to this game. and i have to say, i dont care. it is a really nice hentai game. and i think you should get it. :)
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.Reflected.
0.9 hrs
Posted: August 25
I still cannot believe I have just spent one hour of my life clicking a jar of mayonaise for 10.000 times.
Would not recommend it again. xD
The vintage aestethics are great and it is a funny game.
Good buy for the price of one jar of mayonaise.
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MagicalMayonnaise37
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 24
Haven't finished this wonderful game yet, but man, is it a good one. Being apart of the Mayonnaise family, I am able to say that this game really turns me on when it comes to touching a jar of mayonnaise over and over, until I produce a little mayonnaise myself. You may think that this game looks bland, but it's worth the dollar or so that it costs. My favorite costume, without a doubt, is the whipped cream bikini. I could click on that all day if I were able to. At the end of the day though, after a long day of clicking on my native jar of mayonnaise that I call dad, I highly support and respect anyone that purchases this game and enjoys it as much as I do.
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Rooski
1.0 hrs
Posted: August 24
Riveting story, breathtaking graphics, and intense gameplay. My Name is Mayo is truly the pinnacle of human achievement where gaming is concerned.

And you will probably need a new mouse afterward.
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wany1981
5.0 hrs
Posted: August 24
Open yourself. Just like opening this jar of Mayo!

After 30+ minutes of spam clicking. I finnaly 100% this game.

Not much to it.. just click the jar.. earn achivement. Select newly acquired achivement. Dress up the mayo jar... Click the Jar and repeat. Very simple and straight forward.

No story, barely any music, nice sound effect, dress us mayo jar simulator.

Just run this game.. click 10k times. Get all the achievement then exit the game forever.

6.5/10.. A pointless clicker spam game for easy 100% achivement ratio.
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Princess Dajve <3
18.0 hrs
Posted: August 23
It takes 10,000 clicks to complete the game, and not much happens along the way. It has a fun aesthetic, but it has very little content even for a clicker game. All that happens is you click for a while, unlock an achievement which gives the jar an 'outfit', then repeat. Should definitely be free. I might recommend it if it were free, but at the moment, a lot of better things are.
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Privy
2.4 hrs
Posted: August 23
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF ??????
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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew 40
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 23
Product received for free
boing ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ clicker game. You see a mayo jar and click it over and over and over. That is it. Clicker Heros is a lot better and free.
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Tom Hanks
1.6 hrs
Posted: August 23
Good.
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Shresh
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 23
you click mayo. THE END
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
12 of 15 people (80%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
5.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 28
When both the comedy and clicker elements of your comedy clicker game are flawed, you've screwed up.

I'm a sucker for absurd humor. Games like POSTAL 2 and Jazzpunk, although certaintly imperfect, always captivate me in a way that a lot of games can't. The density of these games can be quite enthralling, and the search to find all of a game's funny easter eggs, scripted moments, and more in the form of "achievements", satisfying.

But when all your game has going for it are these jokes, and none of them are really all that funny, you're left with an empty, boring, vapid experience. This is what happens with My Name is Mayo. The entire game is driven by these aforementioned achievements, except none of them are particularly challenging or funny or interesting. The gameplay consists of clicking on a jar of mayo until achievements pop. Then you click on those achievements, which leads you to another path of achievements and adds a little nuance to your jar. That is about it.

After the game's maximum hour lifespan, it just becomes clicking a mayo jar with no reason. Yeah, there's that little score up in the top right corner, but does it really matter? Not really, especially when the leaderboards are this minimalistic. When both the comedy and clicker elements of your comedy clicker game are flawed, you've screwed up.

4/10 - Poor
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11 of 14 people (79%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 28
I am concerned about my life...
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7 of 7 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 24
Open yourself. Just like opening this jar of Mayo!

After 30+ minutes of spam clicking. I finnaly 100% this game.

Not much to it.. just click the jar.. earn achivement. Select newly acquired achivement. Dress up the mayo jar... Click the Jar and repeat. Very simple and straight forward.

No story, barely any music, nice sound effect, dress us mayo jar simulator.

Just run this game.. click 10k times. Get all the achievement then exit the game forever.

6.5/10.. A pointless clicker spam game for easy 100% achivement ratio.
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9 of 11 people (82%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: July 29
Even if you know what you're getting into with this game, I still can't really recommend it. If it goes on sale for 25 cents, you'll probably make your money back in cards, so there is that, and it works, there just could have been more. The stories could have been fleshed out more, there could have been more facts, if you're paying attention and switching when you unlock the achievements, the slog from 4,500 clicks to 10,000 clicks is just long and boring.

While not a bad game, it's just shallow. If you're looking for a cheap +1 to your game count, and 50 achievements you should get in an hour or so without really paying attention, then this game will do that. You'll likely have to keep the game running longer than it takes to beat it if you want to get all the cards. It is something mindless and easy to play while watching tv or a movie, though, so there is that.

All in all, there are better clicker games out there that are free, so I can't really recommend wasting an hour with this one.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 23
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF ??????
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 15
Sit there and ask yourself "What's the best game of 2016?". You probably came up with all sorts of things like Overwatch, Dark Souls 3, Battlefield 1, and of course Pokemon GO. Well throw those horrible games out the window because My Name is Mayo is the only game you will ever need. Truly a magnum opus of the entire gaming industry and a testament to the power of human ingenuity. At the end of this wonderful 99 cent journey you will emerge as a better man, a champion of clicking, and a god of mayonnaise.

10/10
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 14
I blame Boris.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 25
I still cannot believe I have just spent one hour of my life clicking a jar of mayonaise for 10.000 times.
Would not recommend it again. xD
The vintage aestethics are great and it is a funny game.
Good buy for the price of one jar of mayonaise.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 24
Riveting story, breathtaking graphics, and intense gameplay. My Name is Mayo is truly the pinnacle of human achievement where gaming is concerned.

And you will probably need a new mouse afterward.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 23
Product received for free
boing ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ clicker game. You see a mayo jar and click it over and over and over. That is it. Clicker Heros is a lot better and free.
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