This is a clicking adventure that simulates the real-life tapping of a Mayo Jar! You will unveil its story and (maybe) you will learn from it!
User reviews:
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Mostly Positive (66 reviews) - 77% of the 66 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (1,581 reviews) - 81% of the 1,581 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 15, 2016

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February 29

We are doing moar stuff!!

We are working in a MAYOr update for the game, be patient and open yourself.

While you wait though, why not take a looksee at a little summin’ we’ve prepared, just for you! My Name is Mayo - Hyper Sexy Swag Double Trouble Late Winter 2016 Collection is available now! Go wild and get a T-Shirt, maybe they will cheer you up?




Click here to visit the Store!

Whether you find meaning in the game, or more reasons to hate humanity, we are proud that you chose the mayo way.

The Green Lava Team


http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=635594896

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About This Game

If you are looking for a next generation gameplay experience and an engrossing open world environment...!!! Well, this is not that game... This is the touching story about a Mayo Jar.

This is a clicking adventure that simulates the real-life tapping of a Mayo Jar! You will unveil its story and (maybe) you will learn from it, while you unlock 50 achievements!!

Key Features


  • Unlock Random Facts!
  • Discover the 4 different stories!
  • Unlock 50 unique achievements!
  • Collect the hand-made Steam Trading Cards!
  • Compete with your friends and the world with the online leaderboard!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 9 or even 10
    • Processor: An OK one
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Anything that can run solitaire.
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Whatevs
    Recommended:
    • OS: 11?
    • Processor: The Best one
    • Memory: 1024 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Seriously, anything that can run solitaire.
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 100000 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Whatevs is better
    • Additional Notes: *Mayonnaise overconsumption may be hazardous to your health*
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Mostly Positive (66 reviews)
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IT IS I
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
10/10

Would play again.

Best game known to man.
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Dragoncuali
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
First, I need to point out that I Hate Mayo, stems from my childhood.

Second, I found this game because of, you guessed it, Markiplier. Being on sale I grabbed it to get a nice and easy 100%. So take a look at the time spent playing, thats how long it took. Could have easily taken less if my macro worked right.

Yes I used a clicker... the game isn't worth destroying my mouse with over 10K clicks. If you don't mind or have a cheap enough mouse by all means speed through it, otherwise use a macro that works only a little bit.
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Monsker
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Product received for free
Is mayonaisse an instrument?
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Ashes
( 0.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
Best game 2016
I give it a mayo out of mayo.


Free achievements.
Weird ♥♥♥ story.
Loved it.
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MikoAkuma
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
If you love achievments :D This is the game for you
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[Silly]WerWolf
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
My mouse is on fire...

9.7/10
Cool story, great performance, modern masterpiece, would wait for second part.
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NeoTM
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
At best tedious shovelware, more aptly described as not a game, this barebones point and click finds its silly gimmick wear out almost immediately leaving essentially nothing to enjoy at all.
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ProPlayerRyan
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
I beat this game in 20 minutes. Yes, every achievement. This means I clicked 10,000 times in 20 minutes (no autoclicker), and decided to get it to 11,111 which is why it says 23 minutes (as of the writing of this review).

Bragging aside...

This game is an idle game, but not an idle game. It is a game where you click on a jar of mayonnaise to unlock different achievements, random facts, and different story lines that change the appearance of the jar of mayonnaise when clicked on. However, the gameplay is still the same. You click on the mayo and that is literally it. However, despite how repetitive and generally uninspired the game is, due to the humor and how it is a jar of mayonnaise, I will recommend this game. Also, it is only $0.99, plus I got it during the summer sale for $0.79. So really, why not get it?
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Soullazy
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
Still don't know why I bought this. Well, what a way to spend 0,79€.

+ Learn the story of a somewhat exhibitionistic mayonese
+ Earn 50 Steam achievements in 20 minutes using an auto-clicker (or waste your time and actually click)
+ enjoy a retro look in a horrible resolution with no graphic settings available (or did I miss something? Why do I even bother to ask, I've played it through)
- Elephant Mayo genitalia kinda put me off

9/10 would get 50 achievements again.
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fantacyfilmsus
( 0.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
An hour of my life I will never get back, filled with dull useless jokes...
and I loved every second of it...
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
10 of 13 people (77%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 6
Cool art and story. Click ten thousand times on a mayo jar while you dress it up in various outfits. Did I wake up on drugs today? 10/10
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7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 23
At best tedious shovelware, more aptly described as not a game, this barebones point and click finds its silly gimmick wear out almost immediately leaving essentially nothing to enjoy at all.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
Recommended
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 5
This game is absurd, but I like it. It has a nice retro feel, a cheesy set of stories, random factoids, and a completely strange way of presenting it all. Story progression is done by selecting an achievement and resuming clicking. It would've been nice if the story achievements were somehow displayed on the main screen instead of having to go into the list and find the next one, but it was simple enough to blaze through them.

I highly recommend using an auto clicker. 10,000 clicks is murder for your hand and mouse.

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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 1
Do you like steam achievements? Would you like 50 easy to get steam achievements? For only the cost of 79 pence!? Then this game is for you! It's cheap, amusing, quick way to get achievements and if your lazy you can use an auto clicker ;)

Best 79 pence I've ever spent.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
A transcendent experience not for the faint of wrist.
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4 of 7 people (57%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
A game for a person that has no life, like me! 10/10 would click again!
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 25
Product received for free
Is mayonaisse an instrument?
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2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 22
Check the system requirements
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
21.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
I clicked a jar of mayo for 1.2 hours. I should feel regret for the time i lost and around 8000 clicks i may have a little bit. Not a bad game if you want to click on a jar of mayo for a bit. I enjoyed the different types of mayo to click and the little achievement stories were enjoyable.

10/10 I might click it again.
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506 of 610 people (83%) found this review helpful
171 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 15
What to say, you click till you get RSI and unlock 50 achievements.
The game has nothing extra over other FREE clicker games.
For a $1 normal price you can buy yourself much more fun things then this. Like a real yar of Mayo.
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