I once thought about being a wizard, then I bought MAgicka and killed all my friends over and over because that's how Magicka defines teamwork.
The game consists of combining things like rocks and fire and stuff to make magic attacks that you kill enemies with, but killing your friends is more likely because friends are usually dumb and get in the way of your attacks so they deserve it. buttmunches.
You get 8 elements because any less would make you a subpar wizard. you can buttonmash up to 5 of them together, then either cast on yourself, cast in front of you, or just cast everywhere because aiming is for casuals and tryhards. In addition to this, you pick up books because this is like a library sort of, in that you pick up books. The books have element combinations in them that can be used to make spells that do different things than usual.
for example. you combine earth, "arcane" element and fire and shoot a fancy meteor fire rock bomb with death magic attached. Then you type those three elements again and cast them with space instead of shooting them, and it turns into the "haste" spell and makes you all fast like that gonzales mouse on looney toons. Then there are lots of things and it turns out vlad's lying don't believe him he really is a vampire.
Also the game is funny because they make references to everything like Zelda and 300 and everything else you could make a reference too.
Posted: October 22nd, 2013