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Release Date: Oct 10, 2007

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"The Combine is still a threat in Valve’s episodic follow-up to Half-Life 2. Gordon and Alyx continue beyond City 17 to meet up with the resistance."

About This Game

Half-Life® 2: Episode Two is the second in a trilogy of new games created by Valve that extends the award-winning and best-selling Half-Life® adventure.

As Dr. Gordon Freeman, you were last seen exiting City 17 with Alyx Vance as the Citadel erupted amidst a storm of unknown proportions. In Episode Two, you must battle and race against Combine forces as you traverse the White Forest to deliver a crucial information packet stolen from the Citadel to an enclave of fellow resistance scientists.

Episode Two extends the award-winning Half-Life gameplay with unique weapons, vehicles, and newly-spawned creatures.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X

    Minimum: 1.7 GHz Processor, 512MB RAM, DirectX® 8.1 level Graphics Card (Requires support for SSE), Windows® 7 (32/64-bit)/Vista/XP, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection


    Recommended: Pentium 4 processor (3.0GHz, or better), 1GB RAM, DirectX® 9 level Graphics Card, Windows® 7 (32/64-bit)/Vista/XP, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection



    Minimum: OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, 1GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce 8 or higher, ATI X1600 or higher, or Intel HD 3000 or higher Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection
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☿ Déarg Price ☿
( 7.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Classic of classics. 10/10. Where's HF3??? I've been replaying this game for hundreds of times!! HF3!
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PieGuy Gaming
( 8.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Fun and cool. I only had the money for one though so i never really got the story line. 100/100
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kennwort15
( 7.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Hate it, the ending was evil, but over all good game.
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ipka
( 5.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 3
Half Life is the best story game of all the time.
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AndroidRoyale
( 17.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 2
HELP every time i load the game i can't past the title screen! it either goes black or just freezes, what's happening??
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SoC_Duty
( 4.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 2
iz gud too
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Geronimo
( 15.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
By the time Half-Life 3 comes out, Gordon's voice actor is going to die from age ;)
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Duncan Hunter
( 25.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
Thanks for the 10+ year cliffhanger, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.
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crazyeyez
( 1.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 1
Never ask valve what comes after 2 they haven't learned to count that far.
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macho man
( 3.8 hrs on record )
Posted: April 30
directly after the events of episode 1, we find that the train crashed, you wonder the forest far outside city 17, and you find out that the Combine follwed you. this is all i can really say because the story does have something major early on, so i wont go farther than that.

2 new enemies were added, the antlion worker that shoots acid, and my least favorite, the hunter who tend to run around and shoot you with fletchettes, ramming and another attack.

2 new characters were added, Uriah, a Vortigaunt scientist who serves as Arne Magnusson's assistant at White Forest. and the second one is Arne Magnusson, one of the scientists from Black Mesa, he isnt the nicest guy, isnt like the others, thats for sure, but i do think i have a reason why he does like Gordon Freeman, he was the owner of that microwave casserole you blew up back in the first game.

the gameplay is pretty good, the gravity gun is used to shoot the Magunssons device (a bomb used to blow up striders), a new car, and along with the car, lots of driving which is, in my opinon, better than the first game.

overall this is by far the best episode, i would highly reccomend getting this as soon as you can, its amazing and so far the ending of the series until we hear about a third installment.
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The Piece
( 5.1 hrs on record )
Posted: April 29
This game and all games in the Half-Life series are very fun to play. I recommend playing all of them. Look up the appropriate order to play them online.
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Cinderpelt the Undertale Trash
( 4.8 hrs on record )
Posted: April 28
This is a amazing game! The scenery is amazing, I always wanted a Half-Life game outside the city, and here it is, valve did a very good job with this game, props to them! *clap* *clap* *clap*
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YOLO
( 15.1 hrs on record )
Posted: April 27
Really good game
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༺Quiet| Nℱ
( 4.8 hrs on record )
Posted: April 26
9/11 dank !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and 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FadeAway47
( 9.1 hrs on record )
Posted: April 26
It's like, the first road videogame in history. If only they had made driving a car, feeling more like driving a car. Still worth it though.

Being part of Half-Life 2 is a nice bonus.
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FuZZyVEVO
( 4.5 hrs on record )
Posted: April 25
"My life goal is NOT TO DIE until I play Half-Life 3"
~Me


Also Half-Life 2:Episode 2 is where I first got hit in the feels
10/10
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Psycho_WK
( 4.3 hrs on record )
Posted: April 24
"Half-Life® 2: Episode Two is the second in a trilogy of new games created by Valve that extends the award-winning and best-selling Half-Life® adventure."

"second in a trilogy"

Release Date: Oct 10, 2007

screw you gaben.
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Where'sWallace?
( 5.9 hrs on record )
Posted: April 24
Started the game with a smile on my face....ended the game with tears in my eyes.
10/10 would wait 9 years again.
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CanadianGator
( 6.3 hrs on record )
Posted: April 24
It's definitely the best HL2 in my opinion. Lots of new things added. Good gameplay and puzzles as usual, lots of ways to do things, and it's refreshing to see a new perspective other than the dystopian City 17. The end segment is my favourite by far, very frantic and you find yourself using everything at your disposal for sure.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: April 9
The final battles seemed monotonous, but still fun nevertheless.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
13.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 23
I like this game so much and i will gladly replay the series "when" half life 3 will be released.

Pros
+great atmosphere
+solid gameplay
+astonishing effects/particles
+deep storyline(for those who played the whole series including the half life 1 ones)
+complex and easy to learn level editor
+Fakefactory Cinematic Mod (without alyx/barney/kleiner/magnusson models)

Cons
-weird lightings/shaders on lowest settings
-a few bad physics sometimes ( this can be mostly noticed in half life 2 game)
-Fakefactory Cinematic Mod's Alyx model XD
-still waiting for Half Life 3

Pros related to Source Engine
+able to run games on PCs from 1998
+Source Film Maker

Cons related to Source Engine
-Half Life 3……………...…..






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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 24
"Half-Life® 2: Episode Two is the second in a trilogy of new games created by Valve that extends the award-winning and best-selling Half-Life® adventure."

"second in a trilogy"

Release Date: Oct 10, 2007

screw you gaben.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 9
I used to play this a TON back when I was on Console, I love Half-Life as a series and this is a great chapter in the Half-Life lore and the story is good, what a ending...yet (Obligitory HL3 Joke) but yes, I reccomend this.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 17
i played the whole series only the half-life2 series and lost coast its such a stressful game but its amazing and i want them to make half-life 3 so bad if they even make never
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
25.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 1
Thanks for the 10+ year cliffhanger, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
8.5 hrs on record
Posted: February 21
GABE PLS GIVE HL3 for **** sake!
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
13.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 28
Antlion Baby Killing Simulator 2007. Can't wait for the sequel!
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
7.3 hrs on record
Posted: March 1
I love everything to do with Half Life, but, my god, f*ck that final battle in Ep. 2.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.0 hrs on record
Posted: February 29
I think I'm gaining a little too much weight. I stood on my scale and it said "9 years". I don't know what that even means, but I'm hoping that no matter how much weight I gain it will be worth it in the end.




Update: My scale just broke
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.5 hrs on record
Posted: February 21
DONT PLAY, IF YOU DO YOU ARE SCREWED BECAUSE HALF LIFE 3 IS NEVER COMING OUT!!!!!!!!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.8 hrs on record
Posted: February 24
Prepare for unforeseen consequences
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
6.3 hrs on record
Posted: February 25
I wish i had episode one and two
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
11.5 hrs on record
Posted: February 27
And again, not much to say. Episode Two continues where Episode One left off, and is so far the last game in the Half-Life series. Once again you have Alyx as a partner, though you'll spend a part of the game by yourself because of story reasons. There's also a lot more driving around this time. It's about as long as Episode One so if you liked Half-Life 2 and Episode One, you'll probably like this. Though be warned, once you finish this game, you WILL be frustrated with the fact that Valve still hasn't come out with Episode Three or Half-Life 3 yet.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: February 23
Still no HL3?
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: March 12
Now I understand why people want HL3 already. 10/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
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Recommended
10.1 hrs on record
Posted: February 23
Gnome baby sitting simulator
I AM THE GNOME GUARDIAN GUARDIAN OF THE GNOMES.
"cmon honey let me wedge you in the back window of the car so you don't fall out"
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: March 20
The ending is just too much to handle! Cannot wait to play the next sequence! Do not bother launching it until it is enjoyable!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: February 28
Sooooo when is Half-Life 2: The final episode coming out?
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