THE SUPREMEST OF MEATS
You want to know if you should buy the game?
WELL OF COURSE YOU WILL, but the question is: Will it bring you a sick sense of satisfaction or will it ♥♥♥♥ inside your soul?
Answer me this:
- Do you like a (sick) challenge?
- Can you withstand supreme frustration?
- Can you stand failing an entire level because of one misplaced pixel?
- Do you have suicidal tendencies?
- Do you receive joy from achieving something hard?
- Are you not a complete ♥♥♥♥♥?
If the answers goes like Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, then boy you'll have a blast unpacking this box of pure massacred fun.
In all seriousness, game is great.
8/10 Sound and music - don't really need more than that, you'll be playing beats of your bodies hitting the floor at 30 beats per minutehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlAQ8fdqoFA
7.5/10 Art style is very fitting and you don't need anything distracting you from what is important: THE MASSACRING OF INNOCENT MEAT
9/10 Game Mechanic - A ♥♥♥♥ING CHALLENGE that must be accepted by all those who think they have blood flowing through their testicles
6/10 Story - Story doesn't matter. Only thing that matters is your silent bawling in the dark corner of the room.
8/10 Personality and Depth - Custom levels in Meat world. Tons of challenges. Fun as hell.
8/10 Would meat again.