In Gabe Newell Simulator you can manage Steam releasing and creating new games and also in the story mode you can play as Gaben and help him in his fight against other software house, talk with his employees and decide the fate of Half Life 3!
User reviews:
Recent:
Mixed (26 reviews) - 65% of the 26 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Mixed (424 reviews) - 45% of the 424 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Oct 13, 2015

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July 16

New Videogame!

My New Videogame was released!
I hope you like it! ^^

You can buy the game here:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/496550

There is also a 10% of discount so...

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July 8

BUNDLE: Gabe Newell Simulator 2.0 + Portal Mode DLC

Now you can buy the full bundle of Gabe Newell Simulator which also contains the Portal Mode DLC!
Do not let it get away!

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About This Game

With this game your dreams can finally come true because you can play as Gabe Newell, the boss of Valve Corporation!
This game is divided into two modes, the first it's the steam mode where you can manage and decide what type of game release on steam, what to buy and what to develop (with steam sales included!).
In the story mode you can control Gabe Newell in his fight against other companies, talk with his employees and decide the fate of Half Life 3!

If you want you can also find my youtube channel here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoTH6BZK6usOmuxeTDATF7w
P.S. the videos are in italian.

WARNING!


This game has been designed and conceived by a strange and perverse mind, so, the developer doesn't take any responsibility of possible dreams or hallucinations about GABEN.

The game also contains some bugs and easter eggs, created especially to entertain the player, will be adjusted only the bugs that ruin the gaming experience.

It is also recently available a DLC for this game called: "Portal Mode", CLICK HERE for the DLC page

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or higher
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or higher compatible
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or higher
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or higher compatible
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.04
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mixed (26 reviews)
Overall:
Mixed (424 reviews)
Recently Posted
Kizaru
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 24
This game is pretty good but it has some visual glitches like the crosshair not appearing and there are bugs like gaben diesng sometimes for no reason.The steam mode is completly fine.I recomend to get this game on sale because its really fun but its not worth 3 bucks
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Chanceisgaming107 (Youtuber)
0.3 hrs
Posted: August 22
This game is really bad just don't buy it
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Atoms
0.6 hrs
Posted: August 22
lol good game
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✯Lee✯
0.8 hrs
Posted: August 22
This game is total sh*t , dont buy this !!!
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PACH_tomster980
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 20
this game is a masterpeice
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Samg381
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 13
It blows
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LonkFromPA
0.6 hrs
Posted: August 11
It is rubbish, please don't buy unless you are a dank meme
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Niro
0.6 hrs
Pre-Release Review
Posted: August 11
this isn't a game, it's a meme

a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, forced meme.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
F33L1N ♥Sandra
2.2 hrs
Posted: August 5
10/10 would play GabeN again
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Your Ogrelord
0.6 hrs
Posted: August 4
if you dont have a desktop computer dont buy this. otherwise get it its fun.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
17 of 24 people (71%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 30
Gabe Newell Simulator 2.0 Is a pathetic attempt at game development. Its glitchy, has terrible graphics, horrible controls, little to no story, zero replay value, laughable sounds and it's just junk. It belongs in a trash heap with along side the rest of the GL simulator trash. Got this in a blind preorder bundle, would never have bought this crap outright. Don't buy it!
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7 of 7 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Pre-Release Review
Posted: August 11
this isn't a game, it's a meme

a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, forced meme.
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
It is rubbish, please don't buy unless you are a dank meme
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13 of 22 people (59%) found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 26
this gave me the following diseases
.carcinoma
.sarcoma
.lymphoma
.germ cell tumor
.blastoma
.cancer
.kidney cancer
.brain cancer
.half-life 3
.autism
.aspergers
.erectile dysfunction
.HIV/AIDS
.hepatitis A,B and C
.chancroid
.trichomoniasis
.herpes
.gonorrhea
.chlamydia
.hemophilia
.aortic
.abdominial pain
.kat
.keloid
.keratitis
.zits
.kill me please
.leptospirosis
.pregnacy
.ear wax
.snake bite
.death
.skin falling off
.whiplash

so one word BUY IT
(avange my money that went into this game)
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 3
Never seen anything better. Also looks like it's pretty bug free so I'm happy about that
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 20
this game is a masterpeice
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,431 of 1,521 people (94%) found this review helpful
90 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: October 13, 2015
Not even going to make some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke about this one.

Don't buy it. It's another one of these "joke simulators xDDD" games that only bring hatred. hatred for the fact that these games get good reviews as jokes. They then rise to the top, and then youtubers will play them and laugh at literally nothing. Then they make money for half-assing a game.

People say video games were better back then, and sometimes due to games like this I want to agree. There was no market for ♥♥♥♥ like this back then.

There's no joke, no punchline, no anything. Don't buy this garbage. Why don't these joke games actually make a joke while making an actual enjoyable video game?
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479 of 524 people (91%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: October 13, 2015
Yes, Gabe Newell Simulator is in Early Access. So bugs are expected. But the problems with Gabe Newell Simulator go far beyond what could be excused by it being in Early Access.

The image for this game alone sums up pretty well all the problems with this game. The entire games quality is poor. No quality control whatsoever.

Here's all the issues:

- Full-screen doesn't work. It changes were the cursor clicks by around 2 inches.
- The menu for the game looks like it was created within 3 minutes.
- The controls/how to play section was literally made in paint.
- Level menu lets you skip levels even when you've never played/completed them.
- Level menu constantly doesn't show levels.
- Text in the cut-scenes look like they've been made in Windows Movie Maker.
- The game is laggy and badly optimised, no matter the computer or graphic settings you used.
- Level layouts are very bare-bones and simple.
- The AI are so unresponsive you can run straight by them and complete each and every level.
- There's no audio in the entire game except the starting cut-scene and gun sounds.

If you want to see all of this and more for yourself, check here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=18&v=Wwi2xuKcUpo

TLDR;

Game is broken in full-screen. Game is sluggish. Menu is bare-bones. Cut-screen text is unreadable. Gameplay is mostly unresponsive and irritating. No quality control. Game can't hold your attention at all.

Thank Gaben for Steam Refunds.
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375 of 412 people (91%) found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Pre-Release Review
Posted: October 13, 2015
I really wanted this to be good, but it sucked.

> It was poorly made in Unity
> It was "65-70% Done" when I played it
> Its a buggy Incomplete Mess

This isn't worth $7
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