In Gabe Newell Simulator you can manage Steam releasing and creating new games and also in the story mode you can play as Gaben and help him in his fight against other software house, talk with his employees and decide the fate of Half Life 3!
User reviews:
Recent:
Mostly Negative (18 reviews) - 27% of the 18 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Mixed (378 reviews) - 44% of the 378 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Oct 13, 2015

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June 24

GABEN SUMMER SALES 2016

Take advantage of these GabeN Summer Sales to pick up the version 2.0 of Gabe Newell Simulator at the incredible price of $0.99!
The lowest price to which this video game has ever arrived!
But above all, do it to increase the wallet of GabeN, to make it look even fatter!

It is also recently available a DLC for this game called: "Portal Mode", CLICK HERE for the page of the DLC.



Vote also for my New Game on the Steam Greenlight: Search & Kill ☠
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June 21

Vote for my New Game!

Vote for my New Game on the Greenlight if you like it!
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About This Game

STEAM SUMMER SALES 2016
Take advantage of these Summer Sales to pick up the version 2.0 of Gabe Newell Simulator at the incredible price of $0.99!
The lowest price to which this video game has ever arrived!
But above all, do it for Gaben!

With this game your dreams can finally come true because you can play as Gabe Newell, the boss of Valve Corporation!
This game is divided into two modes, the first it's the steam mode where you can manage and decide what type of game release on steam, what to buy and what to develop (with steam sales included!).
In the story mode you can control Gabe Newell in his fight against other companies, talk with his employees and decide the fate of Half Life 3!

If you want you can also find my youtube channel here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoTH6BZK6usOmuxeTDATF7w
P.S. the videos are in italian.

WARNING!


This game has been designed and conceived by a strange and perverse mind, so, the developer doesn't take any responsibility of possible dreams or hallucinations about GABEN.

The game also contains some bugs and easter eggs, created especially to entertain the player, will be adjusted only the bugs that ruin the gaming experience.

It is also recently available a DLC for this game called: "Portal Mode", CLICK HERE for the DLC page

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or higher
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 512 MB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or higher compatible
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or higher
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or higher compatible
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 512 GB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 512 GB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.10
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Negative (18 reviews)
Overall:
Mixed (378 reviews)
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Bread
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
Product received for free
why
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WonderWhale
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 20
I thought this would be a "so bad it`s good" game, but It was more "so bad I want to take one of those default Unity guns and shoot myself."
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Death Dealer Devin
( 0.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 19
its a very very bad game it dousnt even let me play it if i could travel back in time i would make sure i didnt get this crapy game
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Mr. Nice Guy / egj
( 3.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 18
this game just gave me cancer

11/10 would chemotherapy again - ign
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Danreaper
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 8
Product received for free
Don't buy this game for your little brother for his birthday.
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Game Over
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 31
Reputation
Me -1
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bd648
( 5.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
why does this exist
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MX646CVN
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 30
Waste of your valuable time.;
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RyderW
( 2.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 28
Product received for free
there is no level 3
and gabe newell looks like ians mum
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██████████
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Pre-Release Review
Posted: May 28
Product received for free
do you want to realease Half Life 3?

Yes
No

>moral video game choices 2016
>award winning dialogue

winner of over 100 game of the year awards
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
47 of 55 people (85%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 28
do yourself a favor and never play this monstrosity
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34 of 38 people (89%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 28
Product received for free
there is no level 3
and gabe newell looks like ians mum
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34 of 41 people (83%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
5.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 30
why does this exist
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 20
I thought this would be a "so bad it`s good" game, but It was more "so bad I want to take one of those default Unity guns and shoot myself."
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 19
its a very very bad game it dousnt even let me play it if i could travel back in time i would make sure i didnt get this crapy game
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 24
Product received for free
why
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3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 8
Product received for free
Don't buy this game for your little brother for his birthday.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,375 of 1,459 people (94%) found this review helpful
81 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: October 13, 2015
Not even going to make some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke about this one.

Don't buy it. It's another one of these "joke simulators xDDD" games that only bring hatred. hatred for the fact that these games get good reviews as jokes. They then rise to the top, and then youtubers will play them and laugh at literally nothing. Then they make money for half-assing a game.

People say video games were better back then, and sometimes due to games like this I want to agree. There was no market for ♥♥♥♥ like this back then.

There's no joke, no punchline, no anything. Don't buy this garbage. Why don't these joke games actually make a joke while making an actual enjoyable video game?
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463 of 504 people (92%) found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: October 13, 2015
Yes, Gabe Newell Simulator is in Early Access. So bugs are expected. But the problems with Gabe Newell Simulator go far beyond what could be excused by it being in Early Access.

The image for this game alone sums up pretty well all the problems with this game. The entire games quality is poor. No quality control whatsoever.

Here's all the issues:

- Full-screen doesn't work. It changes were the cursor clicks by around 2 inches.
- The menu for the game looks like it was created within 3 minutes.
- The controls/how to play section was literally made in paint.
- Level menu lets you skip levels even when you've never played/completed them.
- Level menu constantly doesn't show levels.
- Text in the cut-scenes look like they've been made in Windows Movie Maker.
- The game is laggy and badly optimised, no matter the computer or graphic settings you used.
- Level layouts are very bare-bones and simple.
- The AI are so unresponsive you can run straight by them and complete each and every level.
- There's no audio in the entire game except the starting cut-scene and gun sounds.

If you want to see all of this and more for yourself, check here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=18&v=Wwi2xuKcUpo

TLDR;

Game is broken in full-screen. Game is sluggish. Menu is bare-bones. Cut-screen text is unreadable. Gameplay is mostly unresponsive and irritating. No quality control. Game can't hold your attention at all.

Thank Gaben for Steam Refunds.
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365 of 401 people (91%) found this review helpful
29 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Pre-Release Review
Posted: October 13, 2015
I really wanted this to be good, but it sucked.

> It was poorly made in Unity
> It was "65-70% Done" when I played it
> Its a buggy Incomplete Mess

This isn't worth $7
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