Go back to the awesome glory days of Real-Time Strategy games. Crush Your Enemies has everything you love of the genre: Planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponent with the ingenious formations of your men.
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Very Positive (12 reviews) - 83% of the 12 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (157 reviews) - 84% of the 157 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Jul 13, 2016

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May 2

FREE Plundering With Portals Update Now Available!

Hey there again fellow hairy chested conquistadors!

With the enemy-crushing trend currently being revived by despots the world over, it’s only fair that you should get in on the action. So we’re thrilled to announce that we have some great news for you, as we’ve just released a new update called “Plundering with Portals.” This new update adds a beer barrel load of new content and features, all of which will help to make crushing the squishy will of your enemies even more fun!

The Crush Your Enemies – Plundering with Portals DLC contains the following unmissable delights:
  • Brand New “Prissy the Brute” Campaign (making four - yes four! - campaigns in total) with 10 brand new single player levels

  • 5 Shiny New Multiplayer Levels (also available in Skirmish mode)

  • Brand New in-game Portal item which lets you magically transport your troops to annoy / destroy your opponents. Place two on the battlefield, and watch your troops travel instantaneously from one to the other.
Sounds pretty groovy right? So go ahead and kick your new week into high gear and appreciate the finer points of good old fashioned skull-crushing, cursing and chest hair by installing the update and enjoy crushing a whole new slew of enemies using your brand new toys.

We really hope that everyone enjoys this new update and we can’t thank you guys enough for all of the support that you have given us. We couldn’t ask for a better army of foul-mouthed, hairy tongued barbarians!

Here’s to you!

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December 12, 2016

Muk’s Update Now Available – Includes a buttload of FREE NEW CONTENT!

Hey there again fellow invaders!

Your favorite foul mouthed Barbarians are back, and they came packing plenty of exciting new shite! So Fend off all that political nonsense with a dose of new content, as this free update introduces a third campaign for more murder and mayhem, just right for slaughtering your way across 11 brand-new levels.

Prefer to pillage with friends? Muk’s update also has you covered with 2 New multiplayer and skirmish levels, with new features such as a Mushroom Ground type tile and extended setup phase and more, all to help you better annihilate your rivals. Plus you can now play 3 maps from single player in multiplayer online , just in case you’re not too much of a boozy numpty to have enough other people to play with.

Additionally this update includes a beer-barrels worth of new fan requested features. Here’s a quick breakdown of the important additions that the update includes:

  • Third campaign containing eleven new levels;
  • Three maps from Local multiplayer now in Online multiplayer
  • Two new Local, Online multiplayer and skirmish levels;
  • Extended setup phase mechanic featured in the new campaign and new multiplayer levels - you can now choose buildings and squads to place on predefined spots on the battle map;
  • New tile - Fungi of Doom, which hurt units walking on them
  • You can now reset your shopping (and get your beer back) after finishing the campaign
  • Reset Campaign button (resets everything but achievements and campaign unlocks);
  • VSync ON, which improves performance on most devices.
  • MatchMaking based on game version - available battles, items;
  • Multiplayer: tweaked connection system
  • UI fixes
  • Now you can navigate with keyboard in the menus
  • Tent and Dummy item fix - now you can't put those items on existing ones
  • Let’s roll” disabled during animation (caused some overly early battle starts in MP)
  • Multiplayer: abandoned battles count as loses
Pretty sweet right? So start your holiday celebration early by grabbing a few pints of foamy beer and start smashing some more skulls to add to your already impressive collection!

This is not the end of the road for us though, so keep an eye out here to learn of future new updates to the game!

Cheers!

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Reviews

“Crush Your Enemies is a fast-paced RTS that combines a need for strong strategy with pick up and play accessibility.”
4/5 – Hardcore Gamer

“.....if you’ve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get”
4/5 – Attack of the Fanboy

“Crush Your Enemies is a breath of beer-belched air in a genre that often takes itself wayyy too seriously.”
4/5 – iDigitalTimes

About This Game

We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them!

Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.

Game Features:


  • True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter bursts
  • Super simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse button
  • Epic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodness
  • Cross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!
  • Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefield
  • Plundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wisely
  • Weird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?
  • Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!
  • Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said……

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 110 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 110 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 110 MB available space

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