GUILTY! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! FINGERED is a "whodunit" hyperrealisic police sim where you must finger the guilty and clean up this darn city using the descriptions of the local busy bodies. but everyone's perspective is different: one man's fat is another man's sexy! send him to the chair!!!
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Mostly Positive (10 reviews) - 70% of the 10 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (642 reviews) - 76% of the 642 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Aug 18, 2015

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About This Game

GUILTY! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY!

i mean really just look at them, you can see the guilt...
i feel guilty just looking at them...

can you point the finger at your fellow man?
are you ready to finger yourself?
can you do your job?

trim your nails, put on your listening eyes and peer deeply into the skin folds of the usual suspects...

will you become a true hero?
or will the fleas become too much for you?

either way, i think there is a future in this for us.

let's do this!


FINGERED is a "whodunit" hyperrealisic police sim where you must finger the guilty and clean up this darn city using the descriptions of the local busy bodies. but everyone's perspective is different: one man's fat is another man's sexy!

will you put an end to all crime in america with the electric finger of the law?!

answer - yes!

features:

  • 21 levels of confusion
  • a few billion randomly generated people to finger/murder
  • barking
  • loads of secret celebs to murder!
  • find yourself in the criminal data base!
  • buttons
  • sounds
  • menus

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP3
    • Processor: 2 GHz dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with dedicated memory
    • Additional Notes: minimum resolution of 1280 x 720
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7/8
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with 1GB memory
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Mostly Positive (642 reviews)
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MercifulMuffin™
1.5 hrs
Posted: August 22
Cool little game, made by the guys behind Isaac and Super Meat Boy. It's also very cheap at only $1.87. Which is the police code for murder.
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BloodyFace
125.4 hrs
Posted: August 20
Just broke the record of fingering here .. proud as f!!
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Atlas
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 18
Well you know everything's gonna be a breeze That the end will no doubt justify the means You can fix any problem with the slightest ease Yes, please..
Well you might find out it'll go to your head When you write a report on a book you never read With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed That's what I said
Everything is not what it seems! When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams, You might run into trouble if you go to extremes, Because everything is not what it seems
Everything is not what it seems! When you can have what you want by the simplest of means Be careful not to mess with the balance of things Because everything is not what it seems!
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Yoosha
2.0 hrs
Posted: August 12
it's fun for like an hour

then it isn't
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Wuzzerator
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 11
This is horrible. Electrocuting suspects in suposedly hilarious murder cases on the flimsy evidence of suspects is just wrong. Obviously should have known how sophisticated the humour in this one was going to be from the title, but still wanted to give it a chance. That was a mistake. I would dearly love to give this game back to Steam so I don't ever accidentally download it again.
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Found Gibus, Got Unusual™
10.5 hrs
Posted: August 8
It isin't that fun to be honset, just trying to find the victim, you should really have 3 lifes, but it should be just 1 because it's still an innocent person you are killing for no reason and the victim has an REASON, but sorry for being rude but I just don't really like it, not my kind of game, I did like it when I bougth it tho, you could buy it if you want but it would be a waste of money in my opinion.
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FockinUppity
3.7 hrs
Posted: August 8
My boys Eddy and James bring us a fun little puzzle game.
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Reflow
0.8 hrs
Posted: July 27
i fingered an innocent man











then i went home and played this, it was enjoyable but a bit repetitive 8/10
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Grey the dank meme lord 💩
1.2 hrs
Posted: July 19
this game is too good
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
125.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 20
Just broke the record of fingering here .. proud as f!!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 18
Well you know everything's gonna be a breeze That the end will no doubt justify the means You can fix any problem with the slightest ease Yes, please..
Well you might find out it'll go to your head When you write a report on a book you never read With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed That's what I said
Everything is not what it seems! When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams, You might run into trouble if you go to extremes, Because everything is not what it seems
Everything is not what it seems! When you can have what you want by the simplest of means Be careful not to mess with the balance of things Because everything is not what it seems!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 22
Cool little game, made by the guys behind Isaac and Super Meat Boy. It's also very cheap at only $1.87. Which is the police code for murder.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
279 of 329 people (85%) found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
Fingered is a casual indie "hyperrealistic police sim" from the legend who brought us the Binding of Isaac. In Fingered you're give four clues by a crime victim and you have to determine who's guilty of the crime. Whoever you believe is guilty is sent to the electric chair and executed! In case you hadn't guessed, not exactly a family friendly game.

+Great art style which fits the game perfectly
+It's pretty damn funny, particularly when you look up people on the crime database and it assigns them a crime as well as a punishment
+Very good criminal variety, in an hour of gameplay I don't think I've seen the same criminal twice
+Quite a lot of different victims, each with their own unique characteristics
+As well as written clues from the victim for the criminal's appearance the criminals' names also provide clues sometimes
+After fingering a criminal the game shows you the front page of the next day's newspaper (including the news of the execution) and they're rather amusing, though they do get repeated
+A few of the victims require you to finger a criminal in a certain amount of time otherwise a random one is chosen for you adding a nice challenge every so often
+For an hour or two of entertainment (much more if you want to get all the achievements) it's well worth the small asking price
+Great sound effects and a good soundtrack both of which fit in with the feel of the game rather well

+/-I found some of the clues to be a little too ambiguous, such as "I'm positive he was light" (either meaning skin tone or body weight) though others may like the added challenge

-No fullscreen and using Alt+Enter causes the game to crash
-It does begin to feel repetitive quite quickly but considering the price that isn't too bad
-Sometimes the spotlights don't appear in the right place, it's not game breaking but it is rather frustrating

Verdict:
Worth Purchasing (8.5/10)

With a great art style, lots of humour and lots of criminal variety, Fingered is not one to pass up on, particularly at such a low price. If you're a fan of Edmund's other games or you're just looking for an amusing time waster then do yourself a favour, get Fingered!

No drama, Just Reviews.

El K.
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526 of 685 people (77%) found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 19, 2015
Its ok if you want to give Edmund a 2$ tip, but not if you are really expecting to play a good game.
All the positive reviews are just jokes.

Pros:

+ Edmund McMillen Art
+ randomly generated
+ its 2$

Cons:

- it gets old pretty fast
- its not really clear who you have to point out as the clues are so generic, like "He looks like a freak" Everybody in this game looks like a freak....even if this is some kind of political statement, its not good for a game concept
- often it would say something like "Im positive he looks like a pig" and I pointed out the only guy that had an actual pigs nose....and he was innocent. The clues are not consistent and therefore frustrating to play with
- this is basically freeware that you pay for. The community lets this one fly as it is from Edmund. If this was from anybody else, people would tear this game appart.
- the "International Crime Database" is not funny. You type in a name and the game generates a random mugshot and a crime. But they were never funny, like at all.
- no resolution, no fullscreen, no sound options, no options at all!

Edmund I love The Binding of Isaac and various other games you made, but that musnt mean you get a freepass on everything you do. I dare to say that this game is terrible and not worth the 2$. I think even the most passionate fan has to be critically thinking, not just buying everything somebody throws at us. If you wanna support Edmund, thats fine, but dont say this game is good.
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958 of 1,317 people (73%) found this review helpful
1,197 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
We all know you came for the title. ;)
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99 of 123 people (80%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 20, 2015
Apparently all positive reviews for this game are 'joke' reviews.

This isn't!

For $2 you get a puzzle game with a distinctive art style, kooky music and disturbing capital punishment gameplay mechanic.

Each level consists of listening to 4 clues provided by an eye-witness (to a crime? It is unclear) which range from the lucid ('I'm positive he was tall') to the bizarre ('I think he was not a baby man'). There's a game-logic here that revolves around language rules and motifs that are coherent only within the game world. Once you've started to fathom the meaning of 'tiny' and 'chunky', 'odd' and 'manly' you progress further into the game. As you do the descriptions become increasingly unreliable, the lineup becomes obscured, you are given limited time and you end up battling yourself as much as anything.

The game uses the same sort of puzzle logic as a cryptic crossoword, and once you are tuned in to its rules and systems it all makes a lot of sense.

My only criticism is that I'd like to be able to quit a bad run (say I've accidentally clicked 'release' on the wrong person). But then there's something really quite sad and thought-provoking about watching someone you know is innocent going to the chair. I feel like the governor of Texas or something.

This isn't going to last you 60 hours, but it will comfortably occupy a weekend. At this price point, I cannot not recommend play thingy.
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116 of 162 people (72%) found this review helpful
124 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 17, 2015
That feel when fingered the wrong person...
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57 of 70 people (81%) found this review helpful
36 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 20, 2015
Fun fact: If you take the price, $1.87, and remove the $ and decimal, you get 187. Which is police code for murder.

I love you Edmund.
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73 of 96 people (76%) found this review helpful
104 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 23, 2015
A brief note:

If you are willing to play this game don't show your browser history to your mother. Apparently, googling things like "fingered day 12" may return unexpected results.

Thank god i am not a teenager anymore and i can still play this awesome game

What "Fingered" means to me:

There are lots of people who buy "Fingered" because of the name or just to make jokes with their friends. I think that they don't know how fantastic this game is. There are haters out there who don't know the concept of "marketing" and try to discredit this game just because they are making a "dirty" joke (or maybe not and it's just in our heads). To all of them, i can tell you this: "Fingered" is a smart game, it has an awesome concept (you try to finger suspects of a crime) and joins the most bizarre characters in the most strange situations. It's not easy but you will get used to it, look up for guide online if english is not your first language or you don't understand some word you have found.

Please, don't blame a game just because you are not Sherlock Holmes. If think that only him could beat this game on his first try.
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