GUILTY! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! FINGERED is a "whodunit" hyperrealisic police sim where you must finger the guilty and clean up this darn city using the descriptions of the local busy bodies. but everyone's perspective is different: one man's fat is another man's sexy! send him to the chair!!!
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Very Positive (13 reviews) - 100% of the 13 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (626 reviews) - 76% of the 626 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Aug 18, 2015

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About This Game

GUILTY! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY!

i mean really just look at them, you can see the guilt...
i feel guilty just looking at them...

can you point the finger at your fellow man?
are you ready to finger yourself?
can you do your job?

trim your nails, put on your listening eyes and peer deeply into the skin folds of the usual suspects...

will you become a true hero?
or will the fleas become too much for you?

either way, i think there is a future in this for us.

let's do this!


FINGERED is a "whodunit" hyperrealisic police sim where you must finger the guilty and clean up this darn city using the descriptions of the local busy bodies. but everyone's perspective is different: one man's fat is another man's sexy!

will you put an end to all crime in america with the electric finger of the law?!

answer - yes!

features:

  • 21 levels of confusion
  • a few billion randomly generated people to finger/murder
  • barking
  • loads of secret celebs to murder!
  • find yourself in the criminal data base!
  • buttons
  • sounds
  • menus

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP3
    • Processor: 2 GHz dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with dedicated memory
    • Additional Notes: minimum resolution of 1280 x 720
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7/8
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with 1GB memory
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PerksHunter
( 5.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
Funny game that has you searching for clues to find the peson described in the clues.

The rounds themselves are rather short and procedurely generated which makes replayability enjoyable. The meta game is also really well done so you won't get bored in what is a really straight forward, single focused, game.


Really recommended. 9/10.
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⁧ ⁨
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 26
who knew fingering could be so hard.
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Hanky Panky
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
im always criticized for opening this game whenever i play it
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The D.E.N.N.I.S System
( 2.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
Boring Really Fast
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Jackie.gc
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 18
Suspected a guy named "Freddy".

I guess you could say...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Freddy Got Fingered.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
danielson2005
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 14
Product received for free
its so good you should get it
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MaliceFission
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 11
...Sometimes I should just take time to look at the trailer and the point of the game...
I've been duped...
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Orion
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 9
Wasting a $1.87 for a silly game about executing people with extreme prejudice and terrible puns? Check.
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ROBODET (robocop)
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 7
Somebody gonna get fingered ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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「Synoh」
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 3
You must not point with a drawn finger on animated people...
...Except you're Phoenix wright.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
7 of 7 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
You must not point with a drawn finger on animated people...
...Except you're Phoenix wright.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 18
Suspected a guy named "Freddy".

I guess you could say...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Freddy Got Fingered.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 23
im always criticized for opening this game whenever i play it
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
Funny game that has you searching for clues to find the peson described in the clues.

The rounds themselves are rather short and procedurely generated which makes replayability enjoyable. The meta game is also really well done so you won't get bored in what is a really straight forward, single focused, game.


Really recommended. 9/10.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
275 of 322 people (85%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
Fingered is a casual indie "hyperrealistic police sim" from the legend who brought us the Binding of Isaac. In Fingered you're give four clues by a crime victim and you have to determine who's guilty of the crime. Whoever you believe is guilty is sent to the electric chair and executed! In case you hadn't guessed, not exactly a family friendly game.

+Great art style which fits the game perfectly
+It's pretty damn funny, particularly when you look up people on the crime database and it assigns them a crime as well as a punishment
+Very good criminal variety, in an hour of gameplay I don't think I've seen the same criminal twice
+Quite a lot of different victims, each with their own unique characteristics
+As well as written clues from the victim for the criminal's appearance the criminals' names also provide clues sometimes
+After fingering a criminal the game shows you the front page of the next day's newspaper (including the news of the execution) and they're rather amusing, though they do get repeated
+A few of the victims require you to finger a criminal in a certain amount of time otherwise a random one is chosen for you adding a nice challenge every so often
+For an hour or two of entertainment (much more if you want to get all the achievements) it's well worth the small asking price
+Great sound effects and a good soundtrack both of which fit in with the feel of the game rather well

+/-I found some of the clues to be a little too ambiguous, such as "I'm positive he was light" (either meaning skin tone or body weight) though others may like the added challenge

-No fullscreen and using Alt+Enter causes the game to crash
-It does begin to feel repetitive quite quickly but considering the price that isn't too bad
-Sometimes the spotlights don't appear in the right place, it's not game breaking but it is rather frustrating

Verdict:
Worth Purchasing (8.5/10)

With a great art style, lots of humour and lots of criminal variety, Fingered is not one to pass up on, particularly at such a low price. If you're a fan of Edmund's other games or you're just looking for an amusing time waster then do yourself a favour, get Fingered!

No drama, Just Reviews.

El K.
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503 of 652 people (77%) found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 19, 2015
Its ok if you want to give Edmund a 2$ tip, but not if you are really expecting to play a good game.
All the positive reviews are just jokes.

Pros:

+ Edmund McMillen Art
+ randomly generated
+ its 2$

Cons:

- it gets old pretty fast
- its not really clear who you have to point out as the clues are so generic, like "He looks like a freak" Everybody in this game looks like a freak....even if this is some kind of political statement, its not good for a game concept
- often it would say something like "Im positive he looks like a pig" and I pointed out the only guy that had an actual pigs nose....and he was innocent. The clues are not consistent and therefore frustrating to play with
- this is basically freeware that you pay for. The community lets this one fly as it is from Edmund. If this was from anybody else, people would tear this game appart.
- the "International Crime Database" is not funny. You type in a name and the game generates a random mugshot and a crime. But they were never funny, like at all.
- no resolution, no fullscreen, no sound options, no options at all!

Edmund I love The Binding of Isaac and various other games you made, but that musnt mean you get a freepass on everything you do. I dare to say that this game is terrible and not worth the 2$. I think even the most passionate fan has to be critically thinking, not just buying everything somebody throws at us. If you wanna support Edmund, thats fine, but dont say this game is good.
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950 of 1,303 people (73%) found this review helpful
1,186 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
We all know you came for the title. ;)
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95 of 119 people (80%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 20, 2015
Apparently all positive reviews for this game are 'joke' reviews.

This isn't!

For $2 you get a puzzle game with a distinctive art style, kooky music and disturbing capital punishment gameplay mechanic.

Each level consists of listening to 4 clues provided by an eye-witness (to a crime? It is unclear) which range from the lucid ('I'm positive he was tall') to the bizarre ('I think he was not a baby man'). There's a game-logic here that revolves around language rules and motifs that are coherent only within the game world. Once you've started to fathom the meaning of 'tiny' and 'chunky', 'odd' and 'manly' you progress further into the game. As you do the descriptions become increasingly unreliable, the lineup becomes obscured, you are given limited time and you end up battling yourself as much as anything.

The game uses the same sort of puzzle logic as a cryptic crossoword, and once you are tuned in to its rules and systems it all makes a lot of sense.

My only criticism is that I'd like to be able to quit a bad run (say I've accidentally clicked 'release' on the wrong person). But then there's something really quite sad and thought-provoking about watching someone you know is innocent going to the chair. I feel like the governor of Texas or something.

This isn't going to last you 60 hours, but it will comfortably occupy a weekend. At this price point, I cannot not recommend play thingy.
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55 of 66 people (83%) found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 20, 2015
Fun fact: If you take the price, $1.87, and remove the $ and decimal, you get 187. Which is police code for murder.

I love you Edmund.
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108 of 151 people (72%) found this review helpful
114 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 17, 2015
That feel when fingered the wrong person...
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