If XCOM was friends with this chick called Call of Duty, they'd meet in a cafe shop, and go out for about a year before realizing they weren't right for each other. XCOM would then attend the local pub for booze and fistfights, and a shoulder to cry on, if the time proved right. There he would meet this really rad dude called Starcraft, and they'd go pick up chicks near the grocery market, and smoke blunts under the bridge with some other sketchy fellows. He'd soon fall in love with this beatiful woman named Manhunt, who he realized how bloody the world was, and he'd fall into a raging love for blood, and soon join the military before a huge tramautic nuclear war, that engulfs the world in flames, and he soon comes home to rubble, and a son named Fallout, who ingested mass amounts of Bubble Gum (containing mass amounts of Rads) to which he had to strangle the gum out of his throat, leaving his son scarred for life. Soon that son had given care to a pet lion, whom he shared many deep secrets with, and soon one day, the lion grew very suspicious of Fallout, and murdered him in his sleep, digesting his thoughts and forming into a second head, who spoke in very deep third person tones, talking about war, and how it never changes. After 20 years, Call of Duty returns and influences the lion into a quickscoping match, where the lion grows so intimidated, he vows never to return to FPS' again, and sticks to RTS and tactical games and develops a game from the blood he cried, and it was called, "Fallout Tactics"....
Seriously thought its a pretty good game.
Julkaistu 4 maaliskuu(ta) 2014.