Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
User reviews: Very Positive (348 reviews) - 94% of the 348 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: 9 Mar, 2016

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5 April

Panzermadels Now Supports Mac Systems

Panzermadels is now available on Mac systems.

How to Run Mac Version

  • Right click 'Panzermadels' in Steam.
  • Select 'Properties' from the pop-up menu.
  • Click on 'Betas'.
  • Select "Macintosh" from the drop down menu.
  • Update the game and play.

Bugs Fixes
  • The game erroneously said Tiger when IS-2 was speaking in the Kitchen.
  • Going with Panzer IV/Sherman which lead to a small bug.
  • Some buttons that made an infinite logic loop (our programmer has been summarily shot in the courtyard for this).

Also we are hiring a new programmer, low pay, no benefits, chance of execution, applications should be sent to Redacted.

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16 March

Panzermadels Updated to v1.0.5

We're making Panzermadels Great Again #DEVGRU-P_2016.

Bugs Fixed

  • Tiger's scene was looping on itself and causing shenanigans.
  • Tog II Scene loop.
  • Sherman/Panzer IV Scene got stuck on "a cloud of dust" line.
  • Clicking to take one girl to the festival would result in the same girl as the last playthrough.

New Content
  • CG Gallery after you've beaten the game.

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Reviews

“More anti-feminist filth from game industry. Tank-dating simulators objectify tanks, reducing them to sexual objects.”
Brianna Wu

“Poland is more or less Meg Griffin, and the other tanks treat her as such (“shut up, Poland”).”
8/10 – OP Noobs

“It is illegal to have sex with a sentient military-owned tank in Japan. A private tank is fair, but a military tank can’t consent and it’s considered defamation of military property... Even if she’s super flirty and very much interested in you.”
War Is Boring

About This Game

STORY

Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only you can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".

DETAILS

Panzermadels is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a traditional Japanese Visual Novel. Unabashedly goofy, the game takes every trope you know from visual novels, and puts a distinctly Tank-Related twist on them! With six different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Panzermadels will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!

FEATURES

  • Join the Army.
  • See the World Darkest Depths of Your Frail Existence.
  • Meet Fun and Interesting People Tanks.
  • Date Them.
  • Also There's a Beach Episode.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this how are you running Steam?
    Recommended:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows 7
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Your grandfather's Mac could probably run this.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
Helpful customer reviews
354 of 385 people (92%) found this review helpful
432 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: 10 March
This game gives you the choice of riding a variety of tanks. You have to choose your tank wisely, as each one has their strengths and weaknesses depending on the terrain and situation.

For example, the M4 is a very versatile medium tank with a 75mm gun, and although it's armour isn't particularly strong, a skilled commander can utilize it's sloped surfaces and rounded turret for maximum effect. Meanwhile, the T34 has great sloped armour and wide tracks for effective traverse in rough terrain, but lacks the more sophisticated equipment and reliability of the Pz.IV. Of course, choosing the legendary Tiger I might be tempting with it's great 88mm and thick front armour, but you have to be mindful of it's unreliable engine.

I have to admit though, that the selection of tanks could, and should have been greater. There are several other NPC tanks that you will meet through the game, like the Maus and the B1, but unfortunately you don't get to drive them. The areas in the game are also not as varied as they could have been, but includes a beach, a mountain and several urban areas.

However, despite it's shortcomings, this is a very charming tank simulator.
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328 of 370 people (89%) found this review helpful
291 people found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: 12 March
Casual Jokes about Pearl Harbour 10/10
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292 of 331 people (88%) found this review helpful
337 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: 11 March
~Met Sherman tank
~Gunney yells at me
~IS-2 flirts
~Gunney yells at me
~Tiger tries to penetrate my rear armour, but ends up crushing me like my hopes and dreams that this was gonna be a normal game
~Woken up by Panzer 4
~Panzer 4 Half Flirts
~IS-2 takes me to filthy communist bar
~*singing Russian National anthem*
~"Is also against bar rules to be ♥♥♥♥ BLYAT"
~Gunney yells at me
~Gunney gives me free porn
~Gunney yells at me
~Tries to deny IS-2 so I can reproduce with good Aryan Tiger tank
~♥♥♥♥ blocked by Gunney
~Gunney yells at me
~Gunney court-martials me
~Is executed


-1939/1945 would try and spread superior race over filthy slavs like butter over toast again
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141 of 160 people (88%) found this review helpful
133 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: 12 March
This game is the best game since Hatoful Boyfriend. Also, this is the best way to disappoint your parents.





Now, if you want boats... KanColle is your answer.
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135 of 164 people (82%) found this review helpful
127 people found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: 11 March
My former friend bought me this game and I got my ♥♥♥♥ sucked by two different tanks before being court-martialed and executed. 8/10
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