Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
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Very Positive (11) - 90% of the 11 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (805) - 90% of the 805 user reviews for this game are positive.
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Mar 9, 2016
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October 26

Where Poppies Grow is on Kickstarter!



Where Poppies Grow is a serious World War I adventure game published by DEVGRU-P. Step into the shoes of a young soldier stationed in the trenches, who is unwittingly thrust into a leadership position despite his inexperience. After a pivotal and devastating loss, he wakes up on the battlefield to fine that his comrades are nowhere to be seen. Desperate to reunite with his friends and return home, he travels through enemy territory in hopes to find the new front line. This is a story about growth, adventure, and one man’s journey through war.

Back at the Sergeant or Lieutenant tier and see yourself in the game as a grunt soldier, sent to die for Volk und Vaterland.

Check the game out now!
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September 14

Bunka no Kenkyu is now Released!



Bunka no Kenkyu is out now! Enjoy a new group of anime waifus to become fap to! Further the existential crisis that is your life of nothing but playing parody dating games and eating tendies.

We won't judge, it's all we do to <3

Buy it now on Steam and help fund us so we can keep bringing you guys more parody visual novels until we get sued into oblivion and I have to escape to Argentia.
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Reviews

“Is this game daft, yes, yes it is.”
Patrick Ward

“The result? Panzermadels may be on the GOTY list, not in the running for the title itself, but on the list definitely. I'm serious. Don't sit there and judge me.”
8.6/10 – Reagan Wilkins

“It is illegal to have sex with a sentient military-owned tank in Japan. A private tank is fair, but a military tank can’t consent and it’s considered defamation of military property... Even if she’s super flirty and very much interested in you.”
War Is Boring

About This Game

STORY

Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only you can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".

DETAILS

Panzermadels is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a traditional Japanese Visual Novel. Unabashedly goofy, the game takes every trope you know from visual novels, and puts a distinctly Tank-Related twist on them! With six different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Panzermadels will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!

FEATURES

  • Join the Army.
  • See the World Darkest Depths of Your Frail Existence.
  • Meet Fun and Interesting People Tanks.
  • Date Them.
  • Also There's a Beach Episode.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this how are you running Steam?
    Recommended:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows 7
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Your grandfather's Mac could probably run this.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
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