Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
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Release Date: Mar 9, 2016

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June 27

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Go! Go! Democratic People's Republic of Korea!: My First (and only) Trip to North Korea

Go! Go! Democratic People's Republic of Korea is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a classic work of literature Japanese Visual Novel. You know exactly what we're doing here... Don't lie. With two different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Go! Go! Democratic People's Republic of Korea will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!







STORY
The year is 2021, America is back in Afghanistan, and you, soldier, are about to get a well deserved vacation. What better way to spend it than with some of your Korean Army pen-pals, Jeong and Eunji? "Pyongyang" is just a suburb of Seoul, right?

Unfortunately not.

Welcome to North Korea the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Enjoy your stay.



FEATURES

Try and navigate your way through one of the world's most tightly controlled dictatorships, with two cute soldiers by your side. Avoid getting shot, executed, black-bagged, or tried for treason as you explore Pyongyang's most famous tourist attractions.

Go! Go! Democratic People's Republic of Korea will bring all the heart-warming, non-offensive humor you expect from a DEVGRU-P game! In Go! Go! DPRK, you will be able to...

  • Go on vacation.
  • See North Korea Best Korea.
  • Travel around with cute tour guides military police officers.
  • Date Them.
  • Also there's probably a hot spring or something.
  • We know what you're here for.







Jeong - The older sister and an Intelligence Officer in the Korean People's Army. She learned English at the Korean Ministry of State Security and speaks it very well, although she still has trouble with American slang and euphemisms.




Eunji - The younger sister and a Military Police Officer in Pyongyang. She never learned much English and gets frustrated by Jeong speaking better than her. She has a "no-nonsense" attitude, and can out-shoot anyone else in the Pyongyang Military Police Battalion.



(Note - Go! Go! DPRK is not associated with OVERDRIVE © or MangaGamer ©)

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May 18

Steam Trading Cards Added!

We're happy to bring Steam trading cards, badges, icons, and backgrounds to Panzermadels today! Have fun collecting all profile backgrounds that will lead to friends and family questioning your life choices!

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Reviews

“More anti-feminist filth from game industry. Tank-dating simulators objectify tanks, reducing them to sexual objects.”
Brianna Wu

“Poland is more or less Meg Griffin, and the other tanks treat her as such (“shut up, Poland”).”
8/10 – OP Noobs

“It is illegal to have sex with a sentient military-owned tank in Japan. A private tank is fair, but a military tank can’t consent and it’s considered defamation of military property... Even if she’s super flirty and very much interested in you.”
War Is Boring

About This Game

STORY

Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only you can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".

DETAILS

Panzermadels is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a traditional Japanese Visual Novel. Unabashedly goofy, the game takes every trope you know from visual novels, and puts a distinctly Tank-Related twist on them! With six different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Panzermadels will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!

FEATURES

  • Join the Army.
  • See the World Darkest Depths of Your Frail Existence.
  • Meet Fun and Interesting People Tanks.
  • Date Them.
  • Also There's a Beach Episode.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this how are you running Steam?
    Recommended:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows 7
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Your grandfather's Mac could probably run this.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
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Very Positive (93 reviews)
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NukyIsHere
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Maby this game is a metaphor.
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Pepper
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
how many wrong turns did i take in my life to come to this
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Bulletproof2000
( 9.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
I just figured out that when you click on the soviet flag it chages tank dating sim to ♥♥♥♥ dating sim. And if I know my russain ♥♥♥♥ means ♥♥♥♥♥. Is this an eater egg or just a plot point. :)
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Hecatonchires
( 5.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
This visual novel has loads of typos, starts up really slowly and in general isn't technically at all impressive. The ending is also rushed as hell.

But you are Erwin Lemmor, the great-grandchild of some bygone German warhero, who moved to America and changed his name for some reason. You're ordered to attend a tank school to learn about tank warfare, but the tank school is in the middle of Akihabara, your teacher is gunnery sergeant Heartmann and all the other students are cute high school girls who are also WW2 tanks. T-34 is a small but spunky tsundere, Sherman M4 is a tomboy who likes to tease T-3♥♥♥♥♥♥, Panzer IV is a ditzy otaku, Tiger I tends to break down a lot and Maus has large... ammo racks. There's also IS-2 but we don't talk about IS-2... Among chaotic school lessons, school trips and hot springs episodes, you must decide who's yout favorite tank and go on an unforgettable date with her! After this game you'll never look at tanks the same way again.

If that last paragraph didn't make any sense, skip this visual novel. The rest of you, you know what you must do. If you're on the fence, get it on a sale.
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Jean Pierre Pornoreff
( 4.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Sarge got jelly at me penetrating his fetish tanks and I've got sent to my own death. No one cared.

11/10 would get heartbroken again
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Sir House the Great
( 3.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
Blitzkreig 101

Breslau or Bust

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BB2214
( 2.5 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
Product received for free
My buddy kept telling me to get this game... He talked about having sex. I kept telling him to calm down, it's just a game. After he bought it for me I don't regret saying what I said. I will say though that 2 tanks later I find this game amazing. 10/10 would be tried for war crimes again.
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Teutonic Sorcery
( 1.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
This is simply the best visual novel that I have ever played. Panzer IV a best.
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Spaten42
( 3.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
Product received for free
a friend bought me this for no reason at all 9/11 would go brain dead again
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flying purple people eater
( 4.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
Pretty sure I just paid £3.49 to have sex with a girl who thinks she's a tank - Take what you will from that..
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
74 of 84 people (88%) found this review helpful
74 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 18
Product received for free
my friend bought this so I would get intrested in war thunder. his plan failed, but I now have a thing for tank girls
10/10 would play again
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72 of 83 people (87%) found this review helpful
100 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 13
Product received for free
I had sex with a 70 ton German battle tank......... I regret nothing
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36 of 42 people (86%) found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 31
I was sitting down quietly minding my own business then OUT OF ♥♥♥♥ING NOWHERE I GOT SLAMMED IN THE FACE by that hyper rushed ending. It\'s like they ran out of budget while making this game, the ending just kind of happens with no warning or anything.

Besides that, it is a good game, not sure if it is worth $15
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32 of 39 people (82%) found this review helpful
34 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 8
*Spoiler Alert*
I... slept with two tanks, and then I... was charged with war crimes. I... I don't even to know what to say besides 10/10
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23 of 26 people (88%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 9
Do you like anime? Do you like visual novels? Do you like World War 2 trivia? Do you want to bang a tank?

If you answered yes to all of these questions then Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator is the game for you.

I got this game after watching it be played by a few YouTubers and since then I haven’t looked back. The idea of this game is fun, the characters are fun (yet oddly attractive), the story is fun and in my opinion the ending really suits the style of the game.

This is not a powerful and gritty visual novel, this isn’t a branching story with multiple endings and it most certainly isn’t a game that you want to tell your friends you bought. It is what it is, a tank dating simulator.

Pros
- Lots of interesting characters
- Lots of funny tank related puns
- All of the usual troupes that you would expect to find in a generic anime or manga
- Really rewarding dialog
- Secret British tank girl
- Strangely attractive tanks
- A really strong antagonist

Cons
- Story can really only be played through 5 times before it gets repetitive
- Some of the final scenes feel quite rushed
- The ending of the game doesn’t change depending on the tank chosen
- Can’t bang Bob Semple

Overall I’d give this a solid 9/10 with higher marks available when the StuG DLC is added or you can bang Bob Semple.
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12 of 15 people (80%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
10 of 12 people (83%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
Pretty sure I just paid £3.49 to have sex with a girl who thinks she's a tank - Take what you will from that..
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10 of 13 people (77%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 25
Sat through all the awful tank puns
Sat through all the sexual innuendos
Had sex with a yandere tank for 5 seconds
dissappointing end to a glorious story

6.5/10 - ign
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18 of 30 people (60%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 6
What the ♥♥♥♥ did i just play?
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10 of 15 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 4
10/10 Best game ever.

In all seriousness tho, If you know a little bit about WW2 era tanks you will definately get some laughs out of this title.
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