Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
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Very Positive (48 reviews) - 95% of the 48 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (764 reviews) - 90% of the 764 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Mar 9, 2016

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May 11

Stay! Stay! Democratic People's Republic of Korea is Out Now!



That's right fam, you've enjoyed and or hated Panzermadels but you've decided to play DEVGRU-P's next game where we promise, not every ending results in your death <3

Click on the picture above to play now!

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April 17

Panzermadels Full Frontal Assault (18+) Patch Released!



You heard that right, we promised you guys and H-Patch almost a year ago, and it's finally ready! Check it out on our website and enjoy fapping to tanks for the next month or so while we finish up DPRK!

If you like our work, consider supporting our Patreon to help us continue making games full time!

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Reviews

“More anti-feminist filth from game industry. Tank-dating simulators objectify tanks, reducing them to sexual objects.”
Brianna Wu

“Poland is more or less Meg Griffin, and the other tanks treat her as such (“shut up, Poland”).”
8/10 – OP Noobs

“It is illegal to have sex with a sentient military-owned tank in Japan. A private tank is fair, but a military tank can’t consent and it’s considered defamation of military property... Even if she’s super flirty and very much interested in you.”
War Is Boring

About This Game

STORY

Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only you can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".

DETAILS

Panzermadels is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a traditional Japanese Visual Novel. Unabashedly goofy, the game takes every trope you know from visual novels, and puts a distinctly Tank-Related twist on them! With six different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Panzermadels will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!

FEATURES

  • Join the Army.
  • See the World Darkest Depths of Your Frail Existence.
  • Meet Fun and Interesting People Tanks.
  • Date Them.
  • Also There's a Beach Episode.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this how are you running Steam?
    Recommended:
    • OS: Microsoft Windows 7
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Your grandfather's Mac could probably run this.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
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