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It's a girl! And a boy! In fact, it's every adorable baby in DinerTown, all bundled up for you to lavish with love. Keep these DinerTown darlings cooing by helping out Wilson, who's in over his head running the local daycare. Now's the time to make a play date with the game that's literally crawling with fun!
Release Date: Aug 12, 2009
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$9.99

About the Game

It's a girl! And a boy! In fact, it's every adorable baby in DinerTown, all bundled up for you to lavish with love. Keep these DinerTown darlings cooing by helping out Wilson, who's in over his head running the local daycare. Now's the time to make a play date with the game that's literally crawling with fun!

  • 50 baby-filled levels of cuteness — that's, like, a bazillion baby toes!
  • Tend to your babies' every need with five priceless inventions beyond every mother's dream
  • Over 20 upgrades to buy, from stain-free walls to auto-rocking cradles

PC System Requirements

    • OS: Windows® Vista, XP SP1 and 2
    • Processor:Pentium IV 1.2 Ghz processor or faster
    • Memory:256 MB
    • Graphics: 64 MB video RAM recommended
    • Hard Drive: 22 MB

Mac System Requirements

    • OS: OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later
    • Processor: Intel Mac 1.83GHz
    • Memory: 512 MB MB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 40 MB free space
    • Other Requirements:
Helpful customer reviews
13 of 13 people (100%) found this review helpful
77 products in account
1 review
0.2 hrs on record
The game of our generation. I literally cried at the beauty and depth of this game I almost had another asthma attack (thank goodness I had my handy dandy 24 medications and inhaler).
Posted: June 14th, 2014
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39 of 40 people (98%) found this review helpful
392 products in account
4 reviews
0.4 hrs on record
My wife is barren, and my seed is weak. Alas, we remain a childless couple. The fates would have us living in a near empty household, if not for the generosity of a dear friend. Upon returning to my manse, I was delighted to hear sounds of children coming from my study. Were they my nieces and nephews? The cries of babes dashed that thought, for the offspring of my brothers and sisters are but a few years shy of adulthood. I ventured into my favourite room to find my wife at the computer. "Diaper Dash!" she exclaimed happily. Seeing my quizzical expression, she continued: "One of your Steam friends gifted it to you - thinking it would make a good prank." Laughing, I hugged my wife - both happy for her enthusiasm and the sounds of children in the house, digital though they might be. "You may be barren," said I, "but no longer is our house barren of the simple and modest joys of infants."

I then pulled up a chair and joined my wife in a 5-minute session of Diaper Dash. As one who is used to indepth strategy, I easily worked out how to play the game. Nor being no stranger to the demands of modern gaming I had no concerns with the level of multitasking required. Whilst the graphics are childish, music uninspired, and a lack of complexity in the gameplay, it more than makes up for the eternally sad fact that my partner and I are unable to have children. Hence, if your wife is barren, you can do no less a greater thing than to purchase Diaper Dash. Some would love their offspring to remain eternally youthful; I can assure, good sirs and madams, that this game (as expected, given the title) only deals with infants - and the tribulations associated with them.

However, if you indeed have children, or are expecting a child, I urge you to play the game, for to abstain would also remove you of the chance to become better at managing infants. In fact, I would hazard the opinion that maternity centres and colleges are less capable of educating you as a parent than this esteemed game.
Posted: December 3rd, 2013
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
229 products in account
11 reviews
10.6 hrs on record
Please buy this game, It packs a great story line, intense graphics, keeps you playing and always gets you busy (if u kno what i mean witht he babys and poo poo) If u are like me and love to feed diapers and babys and clean up after them then buy this game p.s. the babys are cute :-)
Posted: June 23rd, 2011
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
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19 reviews
MLG/ESL material
Posted: November 25th, 2012
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
203 products in account
6 reviews
0.2 hrs on record
Just wow, things are just off the chain man. These babies are just absolutely tearing ♥♥♥♥ UP both figuratively AND literally. It's your job as Phineas G. Rapplebottom III to stop these mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s from wrecking the earth even more than they already have. Using the protoype D.A.S.H weapon designed for one intent, it's your job to eviscerate every baby on the planet.

Triple A title for sure, quake in fear Bathesda
Posted: December 31st, 2011
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