Fast paced, first person adventure aboard Noah's ark!
User reviews:
Recent:
Very Positive (12 reviews) - 83% of the 12 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Very Positive (291 reviews) - 90% of the 291 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Jan 1, 1995

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About This Game

It's been a long journey. In just a few days, the ark doors will open and Noah, his family & the animals will be back on dry land. But the animals have become a bit restless and are out of their cages. Camels, giraffes, monkeys, kangaroos and more are wandering throughout the corridors of the ark. As Noah, it's your job to regain order & get the animals to sleep until you leave the ark. Your only tool to accomplish this is the food you brought aboard the ark. Can it be done? You bet! But how?
  • 30 original levels.
  • 6 feeders and 11 animal varieties.
  • Fully featured in game map.
  • Fully textured mapped environments.
  • Fast moving adventure for all ages!

20th Anniversary Edition

  • Runs natively on modern operating systems.
  • High resolution rendering.
  • Improved, modern style controls.
  • Option to play with SNES scale feeders.
  • Steam Achievements and Cloud save.
  • Digitial manual with quiz guide.
  • Includes original DOS port.
  • DRM Free!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or later
    • Processor: Pentium 4, Athlon 64 or later
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is software rendered. High single core performance needed for higher resolutions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or later
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is software rendered. High single core performance needed for higher resolutions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or later
    • Processor: Pentium 4, Athlon 64 or later
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is software rendered. High single core performance needed for higher resolutions.
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Very Positive (12 reviews)
Overall:
Very Positive (291 reviews)
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Zeldon
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 1
this game is pretty gucci. It tought me all i know about pranking Celery Clinton
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Jacob_Meister
( 3.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 1
This game is fun, it has exciting boss battles, maze-like maps, a grand variety of weapons, and a very catchy soundtrack. It will also teach you very usefull facts about the bible. In short, this is definitely the best religion based game on steam.
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steev
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 30
Great piece of video game history and pretty fun, too. Some of the Bible trivia questions were legit tough. I'm not afraid to say I learned a lot.
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Ogrebaffley
( 10.7 hrs on record )
Posted: June 29
This is the best game I have ever seen.
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Larry The Cable Guy
( 2.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
Holy heck this is the best game i've ever played it's like if the original doom was for kids!
i highly recommend this game.
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Gerach
( 6.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 23
Probably worst copy of wolfenstein 3D
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Kailen
( 4.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 22
Let me just preface this with a caveat: I would NOT recommend this game if you're not a fan of Wolfenstein 3D, or novelty games in general. I am only giving it a recommendation if you have a predisposition toward early FPS games.

As an early FPS game, one of the Wolfenstein 3D engine games, this is actually overall quite solid. The level design has some weaknesses in it, but as a whole the difficulty ramps up quite nicely, and other then giving no concern for actually making sense as far as being on an ark is concerned, they are mostly entertaining and easy enough to navigate.

The graphics are fine, even if I found areas that overused the "yellow curtain" theme to be somewhat headache inducing. The theme is quite novel, and doesn't entirely work, but there's no reason for that alone to turn you away. There are even some nice touches, such as all the episodes can be run as one single game, and the early episodes are shorter than the later ones.

The game is certainly not flawless. Like Wolfenstein 3D itself, nearly every enemy is a hitscanning enemy, meaning they will instantly deal damage to you no matter how far away they are. Sure, further away, more likely to miss, but one major issue is just how much damage they can do when they're right on top of you. They deal progressively more damage each spit - how they 'shoot' - the closer they are to you. Which leads, particularly in later levels, to an abundance of traps. Enemies around corners that you can't hit until they get a free shot off you, enemies standing right behind doors, etc. So in later episodes, there will be several instances of "Open door, DIE!" There's some maze areas as well with very tight corridors and enemies that just keep filtering in from all sides, making it a real death trap as well. One of the weapons, a rapid-firing slingshots, takes up gigantic portions of the screen, obscuring vision dramatically. The new weapons, coconut and watermelon launchers, cannot fire over obstacles like the regular slingshots can, but can do some splash damage and sometimes can breeze past animals and still put them to sleep (this game's non-violent approach). They are not very consistent, and have a tendency to hit walls, corners, objects, and 'explode' too early. On later levels, you will STRUGGLE for ammo.

If you DO like Wolfenstein 3D games, this one's perfectly fine. If you like novelty games, this one also qualifies. On those points, absolutely, pick the game up and give it a try. But if you are annoyed by some of the worst issues these Wolfenstein 3D games can have, this game certainly shares them. Be warned.
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Teufort Idiot
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 19
Not great, but good for a laugh.
Makes an excellent joke gift.
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ScooT9
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 14
A great way to support the ECWOLF source port.
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Goat Skin
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 12
Goat Skin's Game Review: Out of the 11 exhilarating minutes of knocking out goats in thee Noah's Ark, I have become a better person. I woke up and realized that the ark was not 60 cubits but infact it was 50 cubits. You learn these great things in this game. This game has given me a jump start into a newer more holy life. I would like to thank Wisdom Tree, Inc. and of course the lord and saviour for bestowing this work of art upon me.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
49 of 57 people (86%) found this review helpful
38 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 9
Christian Wolfenstein for kids.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 19
Not great, but good for a laugh.
Makes an excellent joke gift.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
Holy heck this is the best game i've ever played it's like if the original doom was for kids!
i highly recommend this game.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
10.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
This is the best game I have ever seen.
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1,045 of 1,277 people (82%) found this review helpful
1,569 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
10/10 commandments.
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1,236 of 1,519 people (81%) found this review helpful
1,723 people found this review funny
Recommended
32.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 29, 2015
I ALT+TABBED out of the game and accidently left it running in the background.
I now have 33 hours in it, and my computer has converted to Christianity and is constantly judging me.
Send help.
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521 of 630 people (83%) found this review helpful
547 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 26, 2015
Man, I cannot wait for Super Noah's Ark: The New Order
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604 of 794 people (76%) found this review helpful
713 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
It's time to praise God and hand feed billy goats.

And I'm all outta goats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqwqpjvtkss
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115 of 127 people (91%) found this review helpful
121 people found this review funny
Recommended
11.9 hrs on record
Posted: December 22, 2015
More than two of each animal. Please fix this glaring inaccuracy.
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471 of 619 people (76%) found this review helpful
525 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
In this game you forcefeed seeds down the throats of Nazi goat scum.
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