Buy Super 3-D Noah's Ark

More than two of each animal. Please fix this glaring inaccuracy.

>game originally came out in 1995
>struggles to hit 60FPS on my PC
Damn it Noah you saved the animals but not my FPS

Its Wolfenstein with cows.

Wolfensteer.

Or Cowenstein.

Take your pick.

Also annoying Bible trivia. This game isnt atheist-friendly

*DISCLAIMER* I am talking about the Noah in this game, not the Biblical figure. So do NOT get offended. Or better yet, do... Can't wait to see the funny comments ^_^''

Isiah 40:11 describes this game best: He tends his flock like a shepherd: He gathers the lambs in his arms and carries them close to his heart; he gently leads those that have young.

I love how this game follows the Bible's narrative so accurately. Who doesn't remember Noah's ark filled with Noah's favorite animal: The llama. 'Cuz ♥♥♥♥ other animals, this is all we need. Of course, feeding animals make them fall into an instate state of deep sleep as written in Psalm 4:8 - In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, LORD, make me dwell in safety. AND Proverbs 3:14 - When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet.

Spitting goats hurt more than Nazi bullets appearantly, as the difficulty of this game is insane, even on the easier difficulties. Or maybe this particular Noah (goat ♥♥♥♥ be upon him) is just a ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, replacing Hitler (the Agagete, may the Lord curse his soul and burn it for eternity in hell) and swatzikas with banners and pictures of a bald, yet bearded Noah is a plus. The addition of Steam Achievement is a welcome one, however I did not like the fact that when you alt+tab or make a screenshot, your mouse goes out of focus and it's impossible to fix it. Another problem is that after beating a level, it registers your previous inputs - making it skip the result screen.

Now I just want to end with a significant Bible quote that will help you get through this game, it's from Parashat Noach:

Genesis 9:20-22 reads:
Then Noah began farming and planted a vineyard. He drank of the wine and became drunk, and uncovered himself inside his tent. Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside.…

And that would be all.

What if I told you someone made a Wolfenstein 3D clone based on the bible? That’s Super 3-D Noah's Ark, you cant help but laugh at the absurdity.

Es un clon de Wolfenstein 3D, salió originalmente para el SNES. Entra en la categoría de “es tan malo que es bueno”.