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20 May

Super Special NotCoD Release Sale

To celebrate the release of our ridiculous new game NotCoD, NotGTAV will be on sale for a glorious discount of 75% off.

That's cheaper than a pint of milk and funnier than David Cameron trying to eat a bacon sandwhich.

Check out NotCoD:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/435460

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25 March

Like NotGTAV? You'll love NotCoD

Lovers of NotGTAV! The next game from the idiots behind NotGTAV is nearing its release date! If you liked NotGTAV then you will love the improved graphics, better gameplay and more offensive nature of NotCoD.

Did that make you excited for the release of NotCoD in April? That is very unbritish of you, as we all know the English don't get excited. Now grab a cup of tea, sit back and get acquainted with the most English character around, General Bushyface, in our latest teaser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPjpn_j4UE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/435460/

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Reviews

“...the kind of blunt satire of which even South Park might think better.”
Wired

“Definitely one of the most British games I've ever played”
Jim Sterling

“Repeatedly smash David Cameron into a wall... the most satisfying game mechanic ever created”
PCGamesN

About This Game

This game is a parody.
It is definitely, positively and (hopefully) legally, NOT the game Grand Theft Auto Five.

Sure, it's called NotGTAV, but those letters stand for Great Traffic Adventure and the V is silent. Like the one in "lawsuit" (which, you'll notice, is also invisible).

This short tour of the glories of the UK’s M4 corridor is easy to play, hard to master, addictive, very funny, and cheap.

100% of the profits from this game go to young people’s charity Peer Productions. Without Peer Productions the NotGames team would never have met. By buying this game you can help us pay something back.

NotGames: Sticking it to the virtual man since about ten minutes ago.

FAQ:
Q: Is it meant to look that bad?
A: Yes.

Q: Really?
A: Yes. Really. It's satire. Like South Park.

Q: Is it meant to be just Snake?
A: Again, yes. That's kinda the point of the satire, see?

Q: So why should I buy it exactly?
A: We guarantee it'll be the funniest game of Snake you've ever played. Especially if you know anything about the UK. Or an infamous driving game. Or have, you know, a sense of humour.

System Requirements

Windows

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Minimum:

OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7 or 8
Processor: 1.5 Ghz
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

Minimum:

OS: MacOS 10.10.3
Processor: 1.5 Ghz
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

Minimum:

OS: Ubuntu 14.04
Processor: 1.5 Ghz
Storage: 200 MB available space

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Posted: 17 August

This game is cancer.
10/10 worth the price

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Posted: 15 August

Buy this game if you can't buy GTA V. This game is the closest to GTA V. Screw the 20+ minutes play time, this game is good.

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Posted: 15 August

Meme

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Posted: 15 August

if you are geting this game because you are to under 5 years and you want gta 5 do not get this game cause it still has some bad content

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Posted: 14 August

I wasn't sure what this was when I bought it, it was on a steam sale and I decided to give it a shot. I regret that decision. This is a very bad version of snake that is very choppy and hard to play. I decided to try to beat a few levels before I made a decision but even then it was still just not a good game.

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Posted: 14 August

Really Fun game. Nice story. Nice graphics. The music is amazing.
Worth the money, much better than GTA V.
10/10

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Posted: 14 August

this game is way better than GTA V, i find it very fun and humerous and 100% of the money that this game generates goes straight to charity. which charity you might ask? the charity of EVERYTHING YOU ♥♥♥♥. fun game 20/10 -Edgy Teen #403

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Posted: 9 August

Worst Game Ever.

I bought this crappy piece of ♥♥♥♥ because i had a voucher for it and was kinda interrested how a Game called "NotGTAV" would look like. Well as the name says, its definately not GTA V. ( By the Way i hate being spoilered so the gamemaker did a good job to make me even more upset about this game). Its built like a drawn Snake with cheap recorded sounds of the makers. Missions are waaay too easy but they arent fun. I was able to finish that pile of ♥♥♥♥ within 10 minutes and had all achievements WHILE being stoned as ♥♥♥♥. Pretty sure i could have made this faster if I wasnt high on weed.
Dont do drugs Kids but its more important not to buy that game instead of doing weed.

Kind Regards,
a big friendly stoner

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Posted: 9 August

The most ridiculously bad snake clone ever developed. Funny for two minutes, but you should really stay away.

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Posted: 6 August

The Game is a masterpiece intricate character building and a carefully build story with plenty of twists accompanied by exciting action and a impeccable battle systen this game is worth every single cent.

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201 products in account

25 reviews

Posted: 25 July

I don't remember who gifted me this but I hate them now.

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William

132 products in account

93 reviews

Posted: 15 August

Meme

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bush did harambe

33 products in account

28 reviews

Posted: 25 July

At least you don't get banned in NotGtaV for modding singleplayer unlike normal GtaV
?/10 at least you tried

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咖喱鸡Yum

23 products in account

1 review

Posted: 17 August

This game is cancer.
10/10 worth the price

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Prime

110 products in account

3 reviews

Posted: 14 August

Really Fun game. Nice story. Nice graphics. The music is amazing.
Worth the money, much better than GTA V.
10/10

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BernardoOne

5,173 products in account

16 reviews

Posted: 2 July, 2015

They said it wasn't GTA V.

And indeed, it wasn't

10/10, most honest devs ever.

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kmyc89

230 products in account

78 reviews

Posted: 5 July, 2015

"GTAV" vs "notGTAV"(/"NotDMCAV")

	GTAV	notGTAV
Blood	+	+
Nudity	+	+
Pursuits	+	+
Fun-factor	N/A	+
Price under $5	-	+
Number of Copies for $60	1	20 (80*)
Running on Computers from 2007	-	+
Used Space on a 100GB Drive	65,0 %	0,2 %
Includes Steam Trading Cards	-	+

* With a reduced price by 75%

Summary

"notGTAV" does not burden the consumer with unnecessary spending.

8/8 Recommended by kmyc89

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No Quack

602 products in account

3 reviews

Posted: 3 July, 2015

It didn't take 1 and a half year to come to pc

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Ozium

2,542 products in account

23 reviews

Posted: 2 July, 2015

Amazing game.

Does not require Rockstar Social Club

10/10

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Queen クィーン!

154 products in account

4 reviews

Posted: 3 July, 2015

GTAV-
requires rockstar social club
bans you for cheating
lied about going on a sale during the summer sale
a million gig download

NotGTAV-
no third party
doesnt give a damn about cheating
didnt lie about going on sale
took 2 seconds to download

i think the winner is obvious

EDIT: dear lord people, its a joke review, stop taking the cheating thing seriously smh

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